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Posted
2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Read the last one. “Blame the people who voted against this“ not the named guys who actually pulled the trigger  it’s not Elon and Donald’s fault that they were forced into doing this  

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Did Meat Pimp get drafted in the first round by USDA? I hope he doesn’t get swept up in this mess.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Surely these dweebs can be lured/catfished into an encounter wherein they have an “accident” and end up as bloated floaters in the Chesapeake?

They are gonna get catfished or picked up by a Russian/Chinese honeypot and give up some important national secrets unfortunately. We won’t be so lucky as to have them just hurt themselves. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

DOGE party on Rainey St. DOGE employees drink free and there will be lots of girls. Tell your friends!

If only we knew of a clever female serial killer who has done work in the area...

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Posted
55 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

my favorite reply: 

Biden's puppeteers were using government hiring as a way to hide some of our awful economic numbers from taxpayers. In top of that, they were straight falsifying numbers. Then, they were planting mines that Trump would have to deal with by doing things like hiring unnecessary people to saddle Trump. It isn't sad that those people are losing jobs. They never should have been given jobs.

Biden's puppeteers caused the issue. Trump is solving it.
 

 

This is why, no matter how fat the leopoards get, nothing will change. 

 

Just straight making shit up. 

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Posted
40 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

anyone who voted for Trump, or any other Republican for any office for that matter, in the last 10+ years is not innocent, and deserves to have every aspect of their life destroyed.

You really don't want to live in a country where that actually happens.

But I understand your frustration.

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Posted
42 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You really don't want to live in a country where that actually happens.

But I understand your frustration.

Shit hasn't even gotten bad yet, everyone in here is just whining. We aren't even to mid 1970s bad yet. Wait till some shit actually happens. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, sasquatch69 said:

In another thread over on TexAgs this week, a regular poster was lamenting the loss of contact with their daughter after she got into a big fight with them over politics - but really, it was because “she chose the gay lifestyle” and they were spending all their time trying to beat her over the head with scripture and pray the gay away. A few replies pushed back about unconditional love and trying to be accepting - but the majority were in agreement with the OP. The tell was how many of them also admitted to being estranged from kids or other family members - all because they were being assholes and could never admit any other non-far-right-wing viewpoint was valid.

an acquaintance of mine informed me the other day he is divorcing his wife because she's inflicted with the "woke mind virus" and he cannot have a conversation with her that isn't political. I'm sure it's a wildly misconstrued viewpoint, but it's pretty astounding some of these people would rather throw away relationships than admit that maybe their worldview isn't in sync with a helluva lot of other peoples'. It's easier to blame a made up condition than actually face the reality that your political views hurt other people

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Posted
55 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

an acquaintance of mine informed me the other day he is divorcing his wife because she's inflicted with the "woke mind virus" and he cannot have a conversation with her that isn't political. I'm sure it's a wildly misconstrued viewpoint, but it's pretty astounding some of these people would rather throw away relationships than admit that maybe their worldview isn't in sync with a helluva lot of other peoples'. It's easier to blame a made up condition than actually face the reality that your political views hurt other people

I mean, if that was the full story, she'd be divorcing him.  There aren't that many truly liberal/progressive women out there who would stay with a Trumpster.  Either she is the one who initiated the break-up or she is pretty moderate. 

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I mean, if that was the full story, she'd be divorcing him.  There aren't that many truly liberal/progressive women out there who would stay with a Trumpster.  Either she is the one who initiated the break-up or she is pretty moderate. 

of course it's not the full story and it took all I could to not laugh in the guy's face. but he's ex-military (purportedly special forces) and a factor larger than me, so I hedged my bets on the side of safety and kept my mouth shut, nodded, and listened. and then ended up with, "that sucks dude, I hope it works out for both of you." and made my exit. just amazing.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Ask him if Tamiflu or some other anti viral can be used. Maybe that virus will clear up, and blowing up the marriage isn't necessary.

You know ivermectin is the only thing he will agree to

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Posted
2 hours ago, immamac said:

Shit hasn't even gotten bad yet, everyone in here is just whining. We aren't even to mid 1970s bad yet. Wait till some shit actually happens. 

Mid 1970s?  You mean they are gonna bring back disco, tie dye and feathered hair?  I can dig that actually. 

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49 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Ask him if Tamiflu or some other anti viral can be used. Maybe that virus will clear up, and blowing up the marriage isn't necessary.

Ask him what RFK Jr used to clear up the brainworm. Maybe that’ll help with the woke mind virus.

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Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Mid 1970s?  You mean they are gonna bring back disco, tie dye and feathered hair?  I can dig that actually. 

 

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

NGL, I can rock a pair of hot pants but no pics you weirdos.

Exactly. Speaking as the rare example of a middle aged white man with the quads to pull off short gym/running shorts and swimsuits, I'm happy to see them come back.

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Posted
40 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Exactly. Speaking as the rare example of a middle aged white man with the quads to pull off short gym/running shorts and swimsuits, I'm happy to see them come back.

Just go hang out with a bunch of Germans at a Caribbean beach. You will fit right in.

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Posted
Exactly. Speaking as the rare example of a middle aged white man with the quads to pull off short gym/running shorts and swimsuits, I'm happy to see them come back.

Same. Short running shorts too.
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Posted
39 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just go hang out with a bunch of Germans at a Caribbean beach. You will fit right in.

Csb

on honeymoon in St Lucia, we stayed at a small resort. One of the few other guests staying during our stay was a German family. The father was clearly an avid consumer of sausage/schnitzel/good German beer, as he had a proud round gut and the requisite girth to go along with it. Lacking the normal level of public scrutiny/shame, dude ROCKED the smallest speedo allowable by international law. It was quite the sight. Later on during a trip to a wonderful botanical gardens, the German father and his son diligently both photographed and videotaped almost each and every individual flower. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

You know ivermectin is the only thing he will agree to

My new advice to anybody feeling ill is to take bleach.  Ivermectin is a close second, but both have been endorsed by the president, so purge away.    

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Posted
2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Ask him if Tamiflu or some other anti viral can be used. Maybe that virus will clear up, and blowing up the marriage isn't necessary.

Since he is a veteran, tell him to go the closest VA and ask tor urgent help.  When we gets there and its been closed by Trumps cuts, tell him he should go fuck himself.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Csb

on honeymoon in St Lucia, we stayed at a small resort. One of the few other guests staying during our stay was a German family. The father was clearly an avid consumer of sausage/schnitzel/good German beer, as he had a proud round gut and the requisite girth to go along with it. Lacking the normal level of public scrutiny/shame, dude ROCKED the smallest speedo allowable by international law. It was quite the sight. Later on during a trip to a wonderful botanical gardens, the German father and his son diligently both photographed and videotaped almost each and every individual flower. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

not following

I am, there is a lot of social media noise, and certainly, some people have been hurt but you don't have real sustained backlash until more of the population starts seeing this all play out in our lives.  Pain gotta work up the curve and really start permeating the middle class, urban areas, the burbs etc.

 

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, immamac said:

Shit hasn't even gotten bad yet, everyone in here is just whining. We aren't even to mid 1970s bad yet. Wait till some shit actually happens. 

Loving Vs Virginia was '67...  I think that's about where the dismal tide turns.  But hey, owning humans might be in vogue again!

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Posted
20 minutes ago, locodos said:

Loving Vs Virginia was '67...  I think that's about where the dismal tide turns.  But hey, owning humans might be in vogue again!

I’m thinking produce and simple groceries going up may do some damage. Restaurants, housing and insurance costing more coming too. Especially when higher unemployment hits. Going to be a red tide indeed. 

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Just now, Mdhorn said:

I’m thinking produce and simple groceries going up may do some damage. Restaurants, housing and insurance costing more coming too. Especially when higher unemployment hits. Going to be a red tide indeed. 

Cost of being a patriot, bro.

Posted
2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Pics of newly single, liberal ex-wife?

If shes liberal enough and infected with that virus she might be ready to come over to the devils den and have some fun at the troph and ramblyn hacienda. 

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Posted
31 minutes ago, locodos said:

Loving Vs Virginia was '67...  I think that's about where the dismal tide turns.  But hey, owning humans might be in vogue again!

Lawrence v Texas was 2003 I think…. Socially they don’t have to go too far back to make zombie statutes come alive and make being gay (or getting a blowjob) criminal. 

the dominos can fall amazingly fast here folks.

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Posted
6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

my favorite reply: 

Biden's puppeteers were using government hiring as a way to hide some of our awful economic numbers from taxpayers. In top of that, they were straight falsifying numbers. Then, they were planting mines that Trump would have to deal with by doing things like hiring unnecessary people to saddle Trump. It isn't sad that those people are losing jobs. They never should have been given jobs.

Biden's puppeteers caused the issue. Trump is solving it.
 

 

This is why, no matter how fat the leopoards get, nothing will change. 

 

Yep. Zero percent any of my family ever admits they were wrong about any of this. Zero point zero.

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