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19 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

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No no no! Not MY benefits! 

 

19 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

That person is a selfish piece of shit. Hope they're happy that they vote for their stepfather to suffer. Of course he probably voted for it too.

Fuck 'em.

 

19 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:


her and her father should follow trumps advice and inject bleach. 

 

18 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

And now, a photographic interpretation of how the pleas to Doge will be resolved by Trump and Elmo. 

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17 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

They love what DOGE is doing but doesn't want government employees fired? Clearly they don't know what DOGE is doing.


Mein fuhrer. I love what the party is doing! Can I ask one favor though? Marty Feinstein has been doing my family’s books as long as I can remember. Now I’ve heard there’s a shortage of experienced accountants ever since you found that solution of yours but the idea of going and finding an experienced bookkeeper in the middle of a war just seems very difficult right now…….

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5 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

 

 

 


Mein fuhrer. I love what the party is doing! Can I ask one favor though? Marty Feinstein has been doing my family’s books as long as I can remember. Now I’ve heard there’s a shortage of experienced accountants ever since you found that solution of your but the idea of going and finding an experienced bookkeeper in the middle of a war just seems very difficult right now…….

"Dear Leader Dotard, I love everything you're doing! Fuck all these people! However, apparently a small part of this impacts me so if you could not do that part, that would be great. Thanks!"

The complete lack of self-awareness from these people is remarkable. Well, I mean it should be I guess. 

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My mom has a friend whose whole life has been what I’d describe as a struggle. Super sweet lady though. Kids turned out ok / pretty good. One’s a music teacher who’s husband was a pos, but she’s doing alright.

The other is doing well in coaching and education. Married. Husband’s stand up. Had kids…. AND lets her parents live in an in-law suite they built into their house.

Friend who lives with younger kid has been sick her whole life. Recently got a liver transplant in the swapping 2 pt conversions OT. Miracle.

Well, the reason why she lives with her kid is that her husband who seems like a nice guy can’t hold a job. Dude has been in and out of work as long as I was 2 years old. 

Anyhow, this guys got a maintenance gig that provides insurance for their $30k pharmaceutical yearly bill.

i just found out he was fired bc he called his supervisor an idiot during a heated argument before Christmas. And was walked out. He worked at the … checks notes… YMCA?! I mean… wow.

So they’re back to being scared bc she’s about to run out of her 3 month supply of meds she received right before he was shit canned.

i say all this bc im damn near 99% sure they voted for Trump. And I feel like they’re about to have some brutal, brutal realities beyond anything they’re ever faced come their way.

Thoughts and prayers indeed.

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11 minutes ago, Grande Mart said:

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according to the AP, 30% of the nuclear employee layoffs were at the Pantex plant near Amarillo. Having grown up there, I can pretty much guarantee that most of those workers voted for Trump

That reminds me: I need to check in on my buddy who lives in Amarillo and works for the VA (he's leans slightly left and hates Trump/Cruz - I know that much). I hope he's managing this all right.

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11 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That reminds me: I need to check in on my buddy who lives in Amarillo and works for the VA (he's leans slightly left and hates Trump/Cruz - I know that much). I hope he's managing this all right.

Amarillo is a unique place, there are some reasonable people there fighting a losing battle, but they keep fighting. I got the fuck out of there. 

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5 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

That person is a selfish piece of shit. Hope they're happy that they vote for their stepfather to suffer. Of course he probably voted for it too.

Fuck 'em.

But they voted for TRUMP and are "100% MAGA" so they shouldn't be hurt by the gutting of our Federal government! That's not who we should be hurting with these cuts! Not THEM! They were supposed to target the other them...

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1 hour ago, Grande Mart said:

according to the AP, 30% of the nuclear employee layoffs were at the Pantex plant near Amarillo. Having grown up there, I can pretty much guarantee that most of those workers voted for Trump

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Leave the really, really expensive pickup truck notes alone!!!’

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Life is too short. Invite them over for a party. Open the door to show you and your whole family dressed as trans Mexicans.

My first thought was everyone dressed like Walter Malcado.

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8 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If they refuse to come to the party, take a family picture but have 2 trans Mexicans made up to resemble your mom and dad.  Use the photo for your Christmas card and make sure to send it to them. 

Hookem2010 needs to be at the wheel, with the trans Mexicans on the hood. 

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MERRY X-MAS FROM ALL OF US AT THE TRANS-CONTINENTAL 

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3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Life is too short. Invite them over for a party. Open the door to show you and your whole family dressed as trans Mexicans.

This sounds like a dope ass party.

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17 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

They love what DOGE is doing but doesn't want government employees fired? Clearly they don't know what DOGE is doing.

 

the avg maga-ite is a extremely dumb and very selfish 

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13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Forgive my ignorance but how does someone that was a supply specialist and then in public affairs end up with a disability?

I, along with some nfl players, have a disability: T1D.

I suspect someone could develop T2D, and it might be considered a disability.

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On 2/17/2025 at 11:48 AM, BrickHorn said:

Just look at all the MAGA dumbfucks going on Twitter or Truth to implore Trump to save their government job or their immigrant spouse or their autistic kid’s special programs because, unlike all the others whom Trump and DOGE rightly smote, they are a Good Girl or Boy. They’re literally praying to him and it’s fucking sad and pathetic.

It’s also awesome watching so many get their faces feasted on.  Taking score, so far with those I know, Trump voters are getting fucked much harder on the whole.  LFG

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the thing is as ignorant as these maga fucks are, they at least understand Trump's loyalty pledge and they are pleading, "but I voted for you, I am a loyalist, so please help me." that mother fucker don't give one fucking iota about you man or woman, sweet jesus, you think loyalty even matters to that guy? only if your loyalty gets him something and your singular vote ain't jack shit, plus he knows if he talks about brown people, queer people, socialist people, woke people and radical leftist people, that you will STILL vote for  him. bunch of ignorami.

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But they don’t understand that loyalty is a one way street to Trump. Loyalty, or fealty, to him is the expectation but it won’t be reciprocated unless by happenstance and only for as long as it serves him to be so. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But they don’t understand that loyalty is a one way street to Trump. Loyalty, or fealty, to him is the expectation but it won’t be reciprocated unless by happenstance and only for as long as it serves him to be so. 

exactly.

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But they don’t understand that loyalty is a one way street to Trump. Loyalty, or fealty, to him is the expectation but it won’t be reciprocated unless by happenstance and only for as long as it serves him to be so. 

Trump demands loyalty but only respects strength. Very difficult to both be strong and a supplicant.

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Posted
16 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:


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Did he just think this out of his ass because "Trump would never do that to the troops!" or is there something I missed from the admin that said they wouldn't terminate vets?

It’s really as simple as this: MAGA voters have a very self-centered view of the world and they approach politics as folk religion. They behave (without realizing it) as if Trump is omniscient and entirely aligned to their own individualized value system. But he’s also distracted and he fucks up sometimes. So you have to tweet at him (read: pray) to get him to correct his inadvertent mistakes, where he accidentally used his infinite powers to fuck over those he always intended to protect.

It’s the lowest form of religious practice. And it’s how a significant part of the voting public in the most powerful nation in history view politics. 

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