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Posted
21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Isn’t that like a Corporal? After 13 years? 

Yeah, pretty heinous.  I guess he was an AM4 ackshually and, if he was a programmer type, maybe not really in line for advancement.  But still, technicians make Sergeant all the time.

Posted
10 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I teach poli sci and had to have a conversation with a big Trumper student where he told me that Donald Trump doesn't lie. He just engages in "truthful hyperbole"

I wanted to bang my head against the wall

You should have choked that punk out and then peed in his mouth.

Seriously though, I've seen professors cut through students for making less than dumber statements.

Posted
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Isn’t that like a Corporal? After 13 years? 

My son was a Corporal.  Corporal is officially a Non Commissioned Officer.   The overwhelming majority of E-4s don't ever make corporal.  They are "Specialists", that rate the same pay, but don't have the NCO responsibilities.  

This guy was a Specialist.  

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Posted
2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Corporal, minus leadership role. It's a rank you slide into after a year or two if you don't punch the captain. When I was part of the Spec 4 Mafia, I thought of it as "High Private."

No shit.  I made E5 in like 3 years.  How shitty do you have to be to only reach E4 in 13 years?

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Posted
3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Is the prey starting to get restless? Lot of old white assholes in that Georgia townhall complaining about the King 

 

13 minutes of mostly a jackwagon talking, but the 1 minute of actual clips was gold.

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Posted
6 hours ago, DixonHur said:

No shit.  I made E5 in like 3 years.  How shitty do you have to be to only reach E4 in 13 years?

Maybe this guy made E-5 in 3 years too, then made E-4 again in 5 minutes.

Which would make him cooler if he did.

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Posted
19 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I teach poli sci and had to have a conversation with a big Trumper student where he told me that Donald Trump doesn't lie. He just engages in "truthful hyperbole"

Tell that kid that I hope he's sterile.

 

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Last line of article where Phelps (D rep) mentions 'political pressure'? Yeah sorry you've wasted your time there but the reason no GOP lawmakers showed up is because they no longer have to be present in order to fulfill the duties of the monarchy. Chippewa County elected someone who will happily cater to the Crown and pay fealty to staying in power forevermore.

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"But we need our socialism! Why is he taking our socialism away from us?"

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Posted
7 minutes ago, GenXer said:

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Lets see how the people of Chippewa county voted

 

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As you starve, can’t buy your family medication from the influx of diseases that you chose to not vaccinate against, and the bank repossesses your farm and home, you can rest assured there’s no trans athletes in your defunded public schools.

Get fucked, hayseeds

There is obviously a point where Democrats need to do a good job explaining the alternatives and why they were lied to, but for right now there is a wave of bad shit heading for MAGA.     For now, we hold.

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On 2/21/2025 at 10:06 AM, MotownHorn said:

Wait. You mean Donald Trump lied and refused to honor a deal he'd made?!?!?!?

Man there's a first time for everything, I guess.

 

23 hours ago, South Austin said:

You don't need to read the book to know that's the essence of The Art of the Deal.

 

23 hours ago, Red Five said:

What’s staggering to me is the people who are surprised. People who legit think Donald Fucking Trump actually wants to do good for the world, and to help people. This flies in the face of everything we’ve seen from him the last half century. Like, it’s right there. He does what is good for him. Full stop. If it’s good for him but kills half the country, he’d do it if he thought he could get away with it.

Don't forget that the lies are telling people what they want to hear. Somebody else is to blame. We'll be respected. We'll return to that nostalgic place that never really existed. It will all be paid for by someone else. You're very good people. Envied even.

It's a sweet song. So what if there are a few sour notes in the re-singing? In fact, sing it again while I go back to sleep.

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38 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

There is obviously a point where Democrats need to do a good job explaining the alternatives and why they were lied to, but for right now there is a wave of bad shit heading for MAGA.     For now, we hold.

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Feed their lizard brain anger and point them at their representatives’ offices. Load ‘em up and haul them to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Posted
3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe this guy made E-5 in 3 years too, then made E-4 again in 5 minutes.

Which would make him cooler if he did.

Served with a guy who made E-4 three times, and E-5 twice.

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On 2/21/2025 at 12:11 PM, Red Five said:

What’s staggering to me is the people who are surprised. People who legit think Donald Fucking Trump actually wants to do good for the world, and to help people. This flies in the face of everything we’ve seen from him the last half century. Like, it’s right there. He does what is good for him. Full stop. If it’s good for him but kills half the country, he’d do it if he thought he could get away with it.

Yep it's truly amazing. You have to be a true moron to think that Donald Trump wants to help you and help save America out of the goodness of his heart.

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Posted
20 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

Yep. Democrats are playing by a set of outdated rules that no one cares about anymore. This tweet from 2018 holds true today...

"The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over"

Okay. One last time.

The GOP is a criminal organization.

The Dems are a political organization.

To adapt that to dogs and basketball: The Dems are on a basketball court warming up. The other "team" that shows up to play is comprised of dogs that flood the gym and kill all the Dems.

Do you call a political organization to fight a criminal one? No. Do you blame the basketball team for being surprised by a pack of dogs at a gym? No.

As pointless as it is to blame the Dems for a wild dog outbreak, it's almost moreso to expect a criminal organization to break omertà to vote in uncriminal ways.

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On 2/21/2025 at 2:10 PM, MotownHorn said:

100%. And this is where Democrats lose imo. It's all about the narrative/story you're telling and whether voters believe it. It doesn't matter if that story is true or not.

Trump says dumb shit like "there's fires in California because they turned off the water. We just need to turn the faucet on and the fires will stop." and people believe it. Of course it's fucking idiotic and incorrect, but that doesn't matter. All that matters is people believe it.

Also Trump has an entire propaganda machine behind him repeating his bullshit again and again and again until it becomes "truth." Just like at January 6th. A day of love where, ok sure there was some violence, but it was all Nancy Pelosi's fault!

 

23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  The only currency of any value to the "persuadable" voters is lies.  Tell them lies, big lies, on repeat, hammering them with a firehose of lies.

"Democrats will double your social security without raising taxes.  Republicans want to take away your social security and are installing spy cameras on your computers right now, through Elon's Starlink, so China can see everything you do."

Naw man, Trump voters believe that shit because they want to. Why they want to has shit to do with its substance. For example see the videos of the interviewer telling them things that Trump did that were actually from Biden. They agree with anything Trump says because of the core things he says he stands for and thats hate of the people they hate. That's why messaging doesn't work for them Dems. This is something Reagan figured out. Just like the story just upthread about the farmers voting against their own interest to stop pronouns.

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5 hours ago, GenXer said:

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Lets see how the people of Chippewa county voted

 

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As you starve, can’t buy your family medication from the influx of diseases that you chose to not vaccinate against, and the bank repossesses your farm and home, you can rest assured there’s no trans athletes in your defunded public schools.

Get fucked, hayseeds

 @Ag with kids remember when you supported gerrymandering congressional districts to align the congressional delegation to the "school of thought" represented by the state's vote in presidential elections? This kind of non-representation is the certain outcome - they don't need to represent their district, or even show up, because their districts aren't real places anymore. Their districts are just are just demographic packages designed to support national party interests to the exclusion of local interests. 

Congrats!

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