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16 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I will just never understand how Donald Trump (of all fucking people) captured the imagination of people like this.

 

 

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

He played a successful businessman on TV. 

 

That's only part of it, but a big part. Media and wealth worship turned him into an icon. 

 

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Just now, InkaUtexas said:

This is very real.

Shortly after, Slim announced plans to redirect his five-year Starlink projects to European and Chinese companies, further diminishing the U.S.’s commercial presence in the region.

Expect a lot of Latin American groups to partner/buy elsewhere.

As one dude told me recently. The US does not take us serious. We are just a problem for you and provider of fruit. We will go elsewhere.

 

Yay, let’s invite the Chinese to set up camp in our backyard!

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1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I don’t want anyone harassed based on their ethnicity but hopefully this starts flipping some votes 

The fact that every one of these dipshits doesn't realize that "being brown/not being a perfectly white 'murican" is "probable cause" for detention/arrest by this regime blows me away.  They are what they said they were.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The fact that every one of these dipshits doesn't realize that "being brown/not being a perfectly white 'murican" is "probable cause" for detention/arrest by this regime blows me away.  They are what they said they were.

He told us who he was 4 years ago.  It's not like he lied (about that).  Too bad some didn't listen.

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36 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

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10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Who could have predicted it?! That they would target people for the fact that they were brown is not what they wanted!

Every person that wasn't a hateful pos, that's who.

 

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Posted
17 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I will just never understand how Donald Trump (of all fucking people) captured the imagination of people like this.

They believe everything they see on TV.   They believe everything they see on the internet.   They believe everything they hear on talk radio.   

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Posted
On 3/6/2025 at 11:22 AM, dieucla98 said:

Plenty of great liquors out there. I'm not going to miss bourbon. 

I personally think that a nice aged rum sips better than it’s similarly aged bourbon.

Me likey rum

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Posted
2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Who could have predicted it?! That they would target people for the fact that they were brown is not what they wanted!

Every person that wasn't a hateful pos, that's who.

 

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3 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I don’t want anyone harassed based on their ethnicity but hopefully this starts flipping some votes 

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Flipping votes, killing ICE peeps with chainsaws….whatever it takes

Posted
8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I personally think that a nice aged rum sips better than it’s similarly aged bourbon.

Me likey rum

Absolutely. An 18 year old Barbancourt is some good shit. Neat, a little lime.

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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Absolutely. An 18 year old Barbancourt is some good shit. Neat, a little lime.

I was in Belize last October or November - and became a real fan of this

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On 3/6/2025 at 10:13 AM, Goofyboy said:

If I’m not mistaken, Kentucky voted for Trump and Republicans… oh well.

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Sounds like the allocations are gonna have to increase and prices decrease. 

Darn. 

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Posted
51 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I was in Belize last October or November - and became a real fan of this

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Considering that it made you blurry about which month you were there, I believe you.

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Posted
1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Considering that it made you blurry about which month you were there, I believe you.

if I recall, I was doing zip lines in the jungle on October 32nd, and the breeze blew back my hair.

I remember throwing punches around and  preaching from my chair, ‘Well, who are you?’

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Posted
5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I personally think that a nice aged rum sips better than it’s similarly aged bourbon.

Me likey rum

Rhum agricoles are my fave. Speaking my language.

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And the Dallas Morning Christian News managed to not criticize the pastor or his religion. But the News did offer RFK as the man with vacccine insight. Insanity presented as reasonable dude.

The pastor proudly stated they were anti-science and all about "religious freedom."

These people do not care if other people die. THEY DO NOT CARE! 

And, yet, they get a 99% free pass in the media. 

These Christian fanatics and lunatics are bringing on the destruction of America and modern civilization.

That's a fact. 

 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I personally think that a nice aged rum sips better than it’s similarly aged bourbon.

Me likey rum

Rum gives me indigestion, (and Canadian whiskey makes me mean.) Bourbon for the taste. But, vodka and pickles slam.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

Rum gives me indigestion, (and Canadian whiskey makes me mean.) Bourbon for the taste. But, vodka and pickles slam.

I've been told scotch makes me mean but rum makes me fun. I think it's because I drink scotch when stressed and rum for celebrations.

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I recalled my brother from St Petersburg when my father died. He brought back a suitcase of vodka. We polished off his supply at the wake, and we drank the vodka as he said Russians do. Vodka shot followed by pickle slice. I love pickles. I can damage a bottle of good vodka.

Fickle pickle approximation recipe:

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Drain your jar of pickles. Add one cup sugar and a small bottle of Tabasco. Shake daily for a week. Enjoy.

 

Posted
7 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I recalled my brother from St Petersburg when my father died. He brought back a suitcase of vodka. We polished off his supply at the wake, and we drank the vodka as he said Russians do. Vodka shot followed by pickle slice. I love pickles. I can damage a bottle of good vodka.

Fickle pickle approximation recipe:

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Drain your jar of pickles. Add one cup sugar and a small bottle of Tabasco. Shake daily for a week. Enjoy.

 

Vodka and pickles is how you repel women.

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Posted

The bourbon market was already crashing, so understandable that they're freaking out. Of course, they blame the wrong people.

Private Equity destroyed it first, Trump is dumb enough to make it worse. 

 

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21 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

He told us who he was 4 years ago.  It's not like he lied (about that).  Too bad some didn't listen.

 No one knew what the emoluments clause was and plus “emoluments” is too hard to spell. 

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9 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Rum gives me indigestion, (and Canadian whiskey makes me mean.) Bourbon for the taste. But, vodka and pickles slam.

 

9 hours ago, F250 said:

I've been told scotch makes me mean but rum makes me fun. I think it's because I drink scotch when stressed and rum for celebrations.

Rum crushes my brain in a vice the next day. Bourbon makes me angry but maybe that’s because I was pissed off being in the wrong body and brain chemistry when I was imbibing back in the day. I do love an old fashion now. Scotch makes me feel sophisticated and accomplished especially if it’s a winter evening and I’ve got a fire going in the fireplace. 

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9 hours ago, F250 said:

I've been told scotch makes me mean but rum makes me fun. I think it's because I drink scotch when stressed and rum for celebrations.

Dominicans say with Rum you fight or fornicate.

All scotches, bourbons make me want to recreate the battle of hastings.

If you mix anything with vodka you are a hooligan or a woman named tiffany.

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Posted
The bourbon market was already crashing, so understandable that they're freaking out. Of course, they blame the wrong people.
Private Equity destroyed it first, Trump is dumb enough to make it worse. 
 

Think of what the defining trends/entities of this era will be when the history books are written: private equity, crypto, random-ass tariffs, resurgent white supremacy, the return of preventable viral diseases due to anti-vaxxers, doubling down on climate-harming activities (MORE coal and oil, now!), the ending of functional public education…and the list goes on.
This is the era of societal self-immolation.
God, it’s so fucking stupid.
But at least we stopped trans people from playing volleyball. So, it’s all worth it.
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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

But at least we stopped trans people from playing volleyball. So, it’s all worth it.

I spent some time with some family last spring, who I hadn't seen in a long time. The percentage of time that they spent talking about trans people was remarkable. Like if you talked to one of them for more than a few minutes, trans this or that would come up. Needless to say, these are Dotardarians. And very serious baptists.

Wherever they get their "news" must be just force feeding them trans stuff 24/7.  I got some "Well I was listening to Dan Bongino, and he said...." and "Did you see what Jesse Waters said the other night?".

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Needless to say, these are Dotardarians. And very serious baptists.

Lean in, and make your own fun. Start talking about Federal overreach, and when they start nodding, point out that slavery is mentioned multiple times as a normal thing in the Bible.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The bourbon market was already crashing, so understandable that they're freaking out. Of course, they blame the wrong people.

Private Equity destroyed it first, Trump is dumb enough to make it worse. 

 

Won’t they just leave their stuff in casks longer and then before we know it there’s only expensive aged bourbon available?



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