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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dominicans say with Rum you fight or fornicate.

All scotches, bourbons make me want to recreate the battle of hastings.

If you mix anything with vodka you are a hooligan or a woman named tiffany.

Same thing is said about tequila. I’ll never forget the first time I got my ex drunk on exquisite tequila she poured the bottle on my body and licked it off. Either you are a lover or a fighter on that stuff too.

vodka is for Tiffany, her gay bff and hooligan dude bros that think it’s not gay so long as you don’t kiss or make eye contact. 

battle of Hastings …. Hmmm… I prefer corporate mogul or political elite - yes I embellish while drinking scotch. My “you know you’ve arrived when…” calculus has changed over the years ever increasing. I’ll spare the steps from early days to now (step one was I want a key ring with a lot of keys (I was probably 6 years old)) but now that I have the winter scene of a living room fire in a cozy modern lodge type lake house with distant views of the lights from the houses on the cliffs over looking the lake checked off, my next step is deniro’s office in zero day - standalone building, full living room, fire place, large desk to work from with a view of some sort where in the evenings after consulting as a senior advisor on some deal I can sip scotch out of a fancy crystal glass, bonus points if it has historical significance, triple bonus points if it’s near thanksgiving or Christmas and my sons are there smiling, telling stories, and laughing with me.
 

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48 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

This mother fucker said " Elon Musk has basically taken over our government, and is, calling the shots, unfortunately". No motherfucker this is what Trump asked him to do. These fucking clowns keep referencing Elon Musk as if he is separate from Trump. He is not!

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34 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

This mother fucker said " Elon Musk has basically taken over our government, and is, calling the shots, unfortunately". No motherfucker this is what Trump asked him to do. These fucking clowns keep referencing Elon Musk as if he is separate from Trump. He is not!

There's not gonna be any conservative backlash. 

There was no reasonable reason for anyone to vote for this shithead. Yet they did.  

These people are hidebound intellectual cowards. They'll vote R next time too.  

Fuck em

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1 hour ago, troph said:

Same thing is said about tequila. I’ll never forget the first time I got my ex drunk on exquisite tequila she poured the bottle on my body and licked it off. Either you are a lover or a fighter on that stuff too.

vodka is for Tiffany, her gay bff and hooligan dude bros that think it’s not gay so long as you don’t kiss or make eye contact. 

battle of Hastings …. Hmmm… I prefer corporate mogul or political elite - yes I embellish while drinking scotch. My “you know you’ve arrived when…” calculus has changed over the years ever increasing. I’ll spare the steps from early days to now (step one was I want a key ring with a lot of keys (I was probably 6 years old)) but now that I have the winter scene of a living room fire in a cozy modern lodge type lake house with distant views of the lights from the houses on the cliffs over looking the lake checked off, my next step is deniro’s office in zero day - standalone building, full living room, fire place, large desk to work from with a view of some sort where in the evenings after consulting as a senior advisor on some deal I can sip scotch out of a fancy crystal glass, bonus points if it has historical significance, triple bonus points if it’s near thanksgiving or Christmas and my sons are there smiling, telling stories, and laughing with me.
 

Vodka is also for Bobs.

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34 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

There's not gonna be any conservative backlash. 

There was no reasonable reason for anyone to vote for this shithead. Yet they did.  

These people are hidebound intellectual cowards. They'll vote R next time too.  

Fuck em

Well, there has been a conservative backlash. It's been entirely ineffective and completely run over, with careers ruined. But that doesn't mean it hasn't happened.

There are too many people willing to bend the knee, feeling like if they just offer obeisance they'll be spared from the leopards eating their face, too. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Nuge said:

A high percentage of them are blaming Doge/Musk and not Trump.  They're a package deal shit for brains.

They've deified Trump. Their god is infallible, so any harm that befalls them is due to one of his acolytes acting on their own accord. But he fully supports it & does nothing to intervene.

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46 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

There's not gonna be any conservative backlash. 

There was no reasonable reason for anyone to vote for this shithead. Yet they did.  

These people are hidebound intellectual cowards. They'll vote R next time too.  

Fuck em

No there won't. It blows my mind the mental gymnastics these people do to avoid even one iota of blame for the orange man. I have tried to do the math and it always seems to come back to the alignment of "he hates the same people I hate so as long as we agree on that I am willing to give him a flyer on anything else". I cannot find any other reason except that. Am I in the wrong thinking here?

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On 3/6/2025 at 9:09 PM, Horn Dog said:

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These retaliatory acts could be used as a pretext for military coercion.  What are the odds Canada becomes our Ukraine?

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15 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

They've deified Trump. Their god is infallible, so any harm that befalls them is due to one of his acolytes acting on their own accord. But he fully supports it & does nothing to intervene.

Trump works in mysterious ways

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11 minutes ago, Goredho said:

These retaliatory acts could be used as a pretext for military coercion.  What are the odds Canada becomes our Ukraine?

greater than zero which is absolutely astounding 😕

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15 minutes ago, Goredho said:

These retaliatory acts could be used as a pretext for military coercion.  What are the odds Canada becomes our Ukraine?

They’ve been planning on Ukraining Mexico for years. Once he controls the military, they’re going to move forward with drone striking northern Mexico. It’ll be the same rhetoric Russia used instead of cartel rather than Nazi.

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Won’t they just leave their stuff in casks longer and then before we know it there’s only expensive aged bourbon available?

But at the Old Crow pricepoint?

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54 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I have tried to do the math and it always seems to come back to the alignment of "he hates the same people I hate so as long as we agree on that I am willing to give him a flyer on anything else". I cannot find any other reason except that. Am I in the wrong thinking here?

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29 minutes ago, Pasken said:

They’ve been planning on Ukraining Mexico for years. Once he controls the military, they’re going to move forward with drone striking northern Mexico. It’ll be the same rhetoric Russia used instead of cartel rather than Nazi.

I guess what I mean is, if the U.S. were to take a military action in an attempt to absorb another sovereign nation in N.A., would NATO nations help that other nation defend itself from the U.S.?

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27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who posted the thing from decades ago about the US controlling all of North America, and how that fit with trump’s rhetoric from Panama and Mexico to Canada and Greenland?

So I guess we will hear about the migrant caravans from Finland then.

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59 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

No there won't. It blows my mind the mental gymnastics these people do to avoid even one iota of blame for the orange man. I have tried to do the math and it always seems to come back to the alignment of "he hates the same people I hate so as long as we agree on that I am willing to give him a flyer on anything else". I cannot find any other reason except that. Am I in the wrong thinking here?

Against stupidity we are defenseless.

-Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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41 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who posted the thing from decades ago about the US controlling all of North America, and how that fit with trump’s rhetoric from Panama and Mexico to Canada and Greenland?

i don't know but Trudeau said this outright like three weeks ago, that this was the intent and that it was indeed serious.

that is what has broken this friendship for decades if not forever, way more than the trade war and tariffs stuff.

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18 minutes ago, bluto said:

Those layoffs were technically announced almost 2 months ago. 

I’m more entertained by the accounting implications.

jack daniels is owned by publicly traded Brown-Forman Corporation 

They released their Q3 results on Mar 5.

Oh yeah. Their accounting strategy is to recognize revenue when product is shipped. Those shipments to canada are coming back. May need to submit an amended 8-K to the SEC. 

 

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Human beings have too much variation in intelligence for democracy to work. Too much standard deviation from the mean. 

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6 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dominicans say with Rum you fight or fornicate.

All scotches, bourbons make me want to recreate the battle of hastings.

If you mix anything with vodka you are a hooligan or a woman named tiffany.

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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41 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

Human beings have too much variation in intelligence for democracy to work. Too much standard deviation from the mean. 

I don't agree with that even a little bit. 

The key advantage for democracies are peaceful transfers of power. Because non democracies are just as liable to fuck things up. But if there's no system for peaceful transfers of power there's a decent likelihood the people who made the originial mistakes double down on their mistakes rather than take corrective action.

This creates reactionary government policies, but that's better than simply going down with the ship. 

Look around the world. How many countries with totalitarian/authoritarian governments are people better off living in than countries with functioning democracies? Now, I'm not a big fan of direct democracies writ large, but I am a big fan of giving people an opportunity to vote for a change in power. 

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Seriously. These stories could start with “Donald Trump personally raped his wife in front of him, then murdered, cooked, and ate his infant son,” and the opening line of the interview would be “I still support President Trump, but….”
There is nothing he can do to lose their support.
Nothing.
His old bit about “I could shoot a man in the face in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose their support?” We’re seeing that he wouldn’t even lose their support of…the man he shot in the face in the middle of 5th avenue.
[Man in hospital, head fully bandaged to cover the giant hole where his left cheek and eye used to be] “I mean, I still support him…”

Question: is voter regret unique to Trump 2024 or has that happened with other elections in the past?

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ah yes 2016. that time the person who we already knew was a turd got a formal audition to remind us just how much of a turn he could be.

typing this in 2025 is just something. fucking retarded country. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I honestly hope all these people suffer...fuck them 

During election night I sent a buddy a text that said the most disheartening thing about all of this is that he won the Christianity vote and tonight’s vote said fuck everyone but me. 
 

in summary, fuck em all

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Posted
10 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The bourbon market was already crashing, so understandable that they're freaking out. Of course, they blame the wrong people.

Private Equity destroyed it first, Trump is dumb enough to make it worse. 

 

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32 minutes ago, RockwallJim said:

Question: is voter regret unique to Trump 2024 or has that happened with other elections in the past?

So literally you're just asking questions?

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33 minutes ago, RockwallJim said:

Question: is voter regret unique to Trump 2024 or has that happened with other elections in the past?

Probably more so now, because I doubt many people voted for Trump expecting him to hand our country over to billionaires and Putin. 

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

It was prevalent in trump 2016 as well.

Are you sure about that.  If that was the case, why does he have such voter loyalty?  Don't we keep hearing about his rock solid 'base' on tv?

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29 minutes ago, RockwallJim said:

Are you sure about that.  If that was the case, why does he have such voter loyalty?  Don't we keep hearing about his rock solid 'base' on tv?

There are a lot of stupid people like you in America 

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54 minutes ago, RockwallJim said:

Are you sure about that.  If that was the case, why does he have such voter loyalty?  Don't we keep hearing about his rock solid 'base' on tv?

It is because they, like you, are in a cult and incredibly stupid.

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44 minutes ago, RockwallJim said:

Are you sure about that.  If that was the case, why does he have such voter loyalty?  Don't we keep hearing about his rock solid 'base' on tv?

trump always has his 30%. This is known. It remained consistent in his first term. It’s the subsequent 15% that is the “some ragrets”subset that this thread is dedicated.

For reference, his first term followed a similar pattern. Within two months, trump’s approval rating dropped 10 points.

 

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By the end of 2020, his abhorrent handling of the pandemic and room temperature IQ messaging during those press conferences resulted in the worst approval rating ever.

This happened even when he partnered with the pharma companies to fast track the vaccine.

 

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Posted
22 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Won’t they just leave their stuff in casks longer and then before we know it there’s only expensive aged bourbon available?

Sigh - because you can't just leave them in the rickhouse. The vast majority of Bourbon barrels peak between 6-8 years and get worse from there. From that point the conditions have to be managed in with ever increasing cost and attention.

Of course, people are dumb and have been conditioned to think that older=better and will ignore what their nose is telling them, but only too a point,  and if cheap bourbon floods the market people might wake up to the reality of things. 

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On 3/8/2025 at 9:14 AM, troph said:

 No one knew what the emoluments clause was and plus “emoluments” is too hard to spell. 

Yep. That is when I lost all faith in our political system. He never should have been allowed to become president. The Supreme Court is absolute garbage these days. 

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Posted
17 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Jack Daniels is produced in Kentucky?

Jack Daniels’ parent company, Brown-Forman, is based in louisville KY



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