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Texas farm bureau wants dotard to invoke 1944 treaty to get water from mexico for texas.

Meanwhile, dotard complains about unfairness of trade agreement he personally negotiated during his first term.

Texas farm bureau better pass around the collection plate cause otherwise you’re not getting any of dotard’s attention.

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i think they're just mad that democrats are basically
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They are even more mad that they are to blame. Deep down they know it.
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2 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

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conservative subreddit responds to dotardian fit

There’s too many to post. They’ve gone off the rails.

Eat shit, motherfuckers. This is your fucking guy. Own it. 


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Maybe he'll make the tariff eleventy billion percent.  That'll show 'em.

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

 

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Texas farm bureau wants dotard to invoke 1944 treaty to get water from mexico for texas.

Meanwhile, dotard complains about unfairness of trade agreement he personally negotiated during his first term.

Texas farm bureau better pass around the collection plate cause otherwise you’re not getting any of dotard’s attention.

Here's yet another piece of foreshadowing. With the inevitable, upcoming water crisis in Texas, somehow we're already positioning how to make Mexico the villain. We'll turn on them once we're done with Canada.

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2 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

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Texas farm bureau wants dotard to invoke 1944 treaty to get water from mexico for texas.

Meanwhile, dotard complains about unfairness of trade agreement he personally negotiated during his first term.

Texas farm bureau better pass around the collection plate cause otherwise you’re not getting any of dotard’s attention.

Fake news.  You can't fool Trump.  He knows that water only flows down, so it can't come from Mexico to Texas.

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15 minutes ago, GenXer said:


 

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“the man upstairs” 

cult of trump

Once these farms go under and are plucked up by hedge funds and private equity, those tariffs will magically disappear...

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Once these farms go under and are plucked up by hedge funds and private equity, those tariffs will magically disappear...

I’m rooting for the hedge funds at this point. Fuck these guys that voted for this shit and now want to cry.
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16 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

The "I voted for Trump, but I didn't vote for..." posts are my favorite.

Yes.  You did.

Wait. What? We don’t have a line item veto?

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13 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


I’m rooting for the hedge funds at this point. Fuck these guys that voted for this shit and now want to cry.

While I can understand the sentiment, now imagine our farming industry run by shitheads like Musk or Zuck or Vance, the guy who literally makes money of an app that sells American farmland to foreign nations. 

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

While I can understand the sentiment, now imagine our farming industry run by shitheads like Musk or Zuck or Vance, the guy who literally makes money of an app that sells American farmland to foreign nations. 

Well none of us can stop that from happening. But we can still laugh at them 

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On 3/8/2025 at 9:36 AM, Brisketexan said:


Seriously. These stories could start with “Donald Trump personally raped his wife in front of him, then murdered, cooked, and ate his infant son,” and the opening line of the interview would be “I still support President Trump, but….”
There is nothing he can do to lose their support.
Nothing.
His old bit about “I could shoot a man in the face in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose their support?” We’re seeing that he wouldn’t even lose their support of…the man he shot in the face in the middle of 5th avenue.
[Man in hospital, head fully bandaged to cover the giant hole where his left cheek and eye used to be] “I mean, I still support him…”

THAT guy has a pregnant wife and Toddler? wtf?

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6 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

How do you like something while at the same time not like the way it’s being done?

Well I like receiving fellatio without teeth 

The problem is they think they have a noble end in mind and that the means don't justify the end when they fail to recognize is that, unlike receiving fellatio, the policies they support are shitty to begin with because they believe the lies they are told inside the cult.

Lies like the guy mowing your grass or picking strawberries is lazy and taking your job.

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3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Well I like receiving fellatio without teeth 

The problem is they think they have a noble end in mind and that the means don't justify the end when they fail to recognize is that, unlike receiving fellatio, the policies they support are shitty to begin with because they believe the lies they are told inside the cult.

Lies like the guy mowing your grass or picking strawberries is lazy and taking your job.

Well he is lazy. He should strive to be a billionaire! Why did he stop at providing an essential service? Lazy asshole!

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Vic weighs in on the tariff situation and channels Michael Scott. He has a plethora of new business names in his back pocket. Also, calculating percentages is hard.

I can only imagine the corporate schlub  trying in vain to explain a 25% tariff to vic.

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7 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

The "I voted for Trump, but I didn't vote for..." posts are my favorite.

Yes.  You did.

same as when we get a racist asshole on video

"i know i said those things but thats not really me"" or something along those lines

as @RomaVicta commented recently on a post of mine - i calling them stupid, Roma calling them people who lack empathy. Same same as we know. Its the modern American condition and the leopards thread captures that perfectly. 

 

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4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

Send a long letter, get back a post card,

Times are hard.

 

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8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

Send a long letter, get back a post card,

Times are hard.

 

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What's the opposite of Leopard ate my face?  Chameleon scratched my taint?
 
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Heath issues changed him.
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4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem to fit that the donkey show would be at a “minor brothel”.

That just screams “major brothel”.

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30 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem to fit that the donkey show would be at a “minor brothel”.

That just screams “major brothel”.


That’s an astute observation. One might even characterize you as a stable genius.

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On 3/10/2025 at 3:51 PM, DaysOff said:


I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.

I'm taking off the rest of the week.

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On 3/10/2025 at 3:51 PM, DaysOff said:


I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.

username and all that

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12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Let these fuckers go bankrupt, one by one.

Also, Delta business travelers and their constant status whining are insufferable AF. 

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Just now, Bateshorn said:

Also, Delta business travelers and their constant status whining are insufferable AF. 

Every white person I know in Atlanta is maga AF.  Fuck that city, Coca-Cola and Delta. 

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