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1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

legislation that provides producers with key commodity support programs

You mean welfare, Caleb?  Are you talking about government handouts?  Something along the lines of ...oh, what's the term ...socialism?

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21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

West Virginia is fucking beautiful. 

WEST VIRGINIANS need to burn to the ground. 

Isn't West Virginia where we store all of our forever chemicals and other hazardous waste? 

Posted
38 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Isn't West Virginia where we store all of our forever chemicals and other hazardous waste? 

If by "forever chemicals and other hazardous waste" you mean Dollar Generals and meth, why then....yes.

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Posted
Maybe they won't touch Social Security and Medicare.  But I'm cashing out my 401k and putting it all in cat food.

Good move, but don’t try to stop the tail that wags the hound.
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It's amazing to me how anyone in the LGBTQ+ groups can support any Republican. How do you not realize that your identity goes against their deeply held religious beliefs which they use to inform all of their policy positions? Clarence Thomas even wrote about overturning gay marriage during the Dobbs decision. It may very well happen in the next 2 years, and Republicans are not going to support a bill in Congress to restore it. 

Have you not heard of Iconoclast on here?
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Posted
17 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Trumpy choads, take my job

from the place I belong 

West Virginia, Mountain MAGA 

Take my job, Trumpy choads 

 

 

5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Lots and lots of people are going to suffer. It’s fucking sad

No shit, now that song is stuck in my head.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Lots and lots of people are going to suffer. It’s fucking sad FANTASTIC

FIF accuracy.  Because only THEIR immense suffering offers us any hope of righting this ship.  It's a slim hope, but it's the only hope we've got.

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30 minutes ago, mchookem said:

'sorry grandpa, you can't call anymore... use your Win10 computer that takes 4 minutes to boot up, go to ssa.gov, find the FAQ and hope you can find an answer. you can't? oh, well try the AI chatbot. no, sorry, can't help you, busy fomenting civil unrest and forcing sex changes on middle schoolers. but good luck, love you!' 🤣🤣🤣

The day is coming when you won't be able to use a laptop or desktop anymore and can only access the internet with a smartphone by downloading an app.

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The day is coming when you won't be able to use a laptop or desktop anymore and can only access the internet with a smartphone by downloading an app.

 

In the U.S. you’ll have to use X. 

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22 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The day is coming when you won't be able to use a laptop or desktop anymore and can only access the internet with a smartphone by downloading an app.

 

The fact that you even mentioned this makes me ragey. It’s hard enough to work with only two monitors when I have excel, several enterprise software browser windows open, jira/servicenow open, and teams open. Some dipshit like rudy being in charge of cyber again could superfuck the entire working world. Thanks for the nightmare fuel.

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

In the U.S. you’ll have to use X. 

X Platinum edition. $9.95/Mo if you pay the full year upfront, $12.95 if you go month to month. 

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Posted
32 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

X Platinum edition. $9.95/Mo if you pay the full year upfront, $12.95 if you go month to month. 

Oh....that's the price for the first couple of years.  Then, once you're locked in, and all possible competition is vanquished, the full enshittification of raising both prices to $19.95 and $25.95 respectively, falls into place.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

You can also use Neuralink 

My sister in law, full magatquanon moron, is all in on neuralink. But did she get a vax? Of course not. 

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Posted
36 minutes ago, GenXer said:

A Chef’s Tale

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Chef thinks “Hmmm.. this elon guy has a lot of money.  And attention. Attention is good!”

Chef fails to consider DC has a few government workers in its population.

Let’s go tweeting and retweeting!!

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FAFO commences.  Chef’s ownership group weighs in. Chef likely doesn’t have a firm grasp on the first amendment. 

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Chef assumes Sheldon’s nickname. The retractor.


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Chef matt hiding his tweets now.
 

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FAFO indeed.
Fin. 

Fuck him.  I hope he loses it all and dies of despair.

They have declared war on all of us.  And as their God Elon tells us, empathy is evil.  So, none of you fucking Trumpers gets to say "oh Brisket, where is your empathy, where is your humanity?"  You fuckers took it out back and shot my empathy, and then raped its corpse, laughing the whole time.  Empathy is for those who deserve it.

As is suffering and torment.  He chose....poorly.

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23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Fuck him.  I hope he loses it all and dies of despair.

They have declared war on all of us.  And as their God Elon tells us, empathy is evil.  So, none of you fucking Trumpers gets to say "oh Brisket, where is your empathy, where is your humanity?"  You fuckers took it out back and shot my empathy, and then raped its corpse, laughing the whole time.  Empathy is for those who deserve it.

As is suffering and torment.  He chose....poorly.

Yeah, choosing to go full MAGA when you own restaurants in DC is a choice.  Not a smart one, but a choice nonetheless...

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Posted
1 hour ago, GenXer said:

A Chef’s Tale

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Chef thinks “Hmmm.. this elon guy has a lot of money.  And attention. Attention is good!”

Chef fails to consider DC has a few government workers in its population.

Let’s go tweeting and retweeting!!

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FAFO commences.  Chef’s ownership group weighs in. Chef likely doesn’t have a firm grasp on the first amendment. 

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Chef assumes Sheldon’s nickname. The retractor.


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Chef matt hiding his tweets now.
 

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FAFO indeed.
Fin. 

Even if he’s not in DC this guy is a real dumbass. Guess what, if you’re in the Michelin star restaurant and artisan bakery business, your clientele and MAGA have little overlap.  Anyway, FAFO  and I hope he has to go sling MAGA dogs to boomers somewhere. 

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Is Eric Weinstein the dumbest "academic" in the country? Has to be in the running. He thinks Trump is smart? 

He must be under the impression that being a ruthless, heartless, soulless, greedy ghoul is the same as smart

Posted
5 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Lots and lots of people are going to suffer. It’s fucking sad

But if they don't bleed, they won't learn.  And when Dems continuously save them,  they continue to jump into the deep end.  You can't keep the damn lemmings off the cliff.  This time though, they fired the lifeguards and park service, so there's no saving them from themselves.  Maybe this time they'll finally fly.

 

Posted
10 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

I think that's the 3rd rail that not even Elmo/Trump would touch...but for schadenfreude and also the pure chaos and terror it would cause Republicans nationwide I kind of hope they do

Oh, I am quite sure Elmo will touch it.  He'll put his fucked-up dick right on it unless someone stops him.

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So in the end, we can safely assume that none of these FAFO idiots are gonna switch their vote. We can only hope that they are just jaded enough to stay home next time. Fucking sad, but that's where it's at. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

He must be under the impression that being a ruthless, heartless, soulless, greedy ghoul is the same as smart

A significant portion of this country is under that impression

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Posted
8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Shit, who do you think is gonna go in those new prison camps once they deport everyone with a hispanic last name?  XPrisonCorp gotta make its cash somewhere.  Once we get rid of Obergefell and Lawrence v. Texas, we can go back to the way God ordained it: full criminalization of being gay, trans, or any other icky sexual/gender orientation thing MAGA hates.  

Don't think it's coming?  Dudes.  There are LITERALLY bills being introduced in multiple state legislatures, including ours, to do EXACTLY THAT.  I don't have to make any of this up -- it's actually happening.

I think gay marriage may very well be overturned, because it is a judicial precedent, but I don't think "rounding up the gays into prisons" is going to happen.  Feel free to link any bills saying that. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That’s adorable.

From Chron: Oliverson's proposal faces an uphill climb to become law. As the 3,817th bill filed during the 2025 legislative session, the bill is a low priority in the chamber. It also has no co-sponsors and has not yet been scheduled for a committee hearing. Callie Butcher, founder of Butcher Legal Group, a Dallas law firm that advocates for and serves the LGBTQ community, said that while Oliverson's bill faces slim odds of passing, it's in line with other bills that would restrict transgender people's freedom of expression.

 

 

Texas is now entirely unliveable. 

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9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

From Chron: Oliverson's proposal faces an uphill climb to become law. As the 3,817th bill filed during the 2025 legislative session, the bill is a low priority in the chamber. It also has no co-sponsors and has not yet been scheduled for a committee hearing. Callie Butcher, founder of Butcher Legal Group, a Dallas law firm that advocates for and serves the LGBTQ community, said that while Oliverson's bill faces slim odds of passing, it's in line with other bills that would restrict transgender people's freedom of expression.

 

 

Texas is now entirely unliveable. 

Curiously, or not, that just says the bill is procedurally unlikely.  It doesn't say a goddamn thing about how fucking crazy it is or how crazy the lege is.

It was introduced by a Jersey Village anesthesiologist, not some small-population west or east Texas crank.

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Minimizing outrage over the fact that a bill outlawing a population’s very existence has been filed by saying, “It’s okay, this probably won’t pass,” speaks volumes. 

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5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

From Chron: Oliverson's proposal faces an uphill climb to become law. As the 3,817th bill filed during the 2025 legislative session, the bill is a low priority in the chamber. It also has no co-sponsors and has not yet been scheduled for a committee hearing. Callie Butcher, founder of Butcher Legal Group, a Dallas law firm that advocates for and serves the LGBTQ community, said that while Oliverson's bill faces slim odds of passing, it's in line with other bills that would restrict transgender people's freedom of expression.

 

 

Texas is now entirely unliveable. 

I never thought The State of Texas would pass a bill to allow the replacement of school counselors with chaplains without an ounce of training but here we are. I feel like your "this bill has zero chance of passage" has been said here before. Probably by you.

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7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Minimizing outrage over the fact that a bill outlawing a population’s very existence has been filed by saying, “It’s okay, this probably won’t pass,” speaks volumes. 

And not "it won't pass because it's fucking crazy," but "it won't pass because they won't get to it this session."

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Posted
1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

I feel like your "this bill has zero chance of passage" has been said here before. Probably by you.

I guess feel free to point out an example via quote. 

We can go around the whole country tagging bills in state houses that are absolutely batshit. 



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