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12 hours ago, TexArcher said:

All these people who can't believe Trump lied to them are a product of living in the Fox News misinformation bubble.

We're all like, "Of course he lied to you -- that's what he does, stupid.  How could you not see this coming?"

But they really didn't, because they've never heard the litany of stories about how Trump has treated past business partners, etc.  It's amazing how Fox News was able to create a semi-fictional reality and convince a hundred million people that they lived in it.  

But even as I type that, I still can't manage to drum up an ounce of compassion for these people.  Yeah, they were hoodwinked by Fox, and they're being hoodwinked again by Trump, Musk, and a bunch of other colossal assholes.  But decent people did try to reach them.  They called the people who tried to save them libtards, Communists, intellectual elitists, and more.  They wouldn't even take two seconds to put a mask on during a pandemic, and they cheered on the incarceration of brown women and children at the border.  And they were so god damned smug about all of it.  

Welp, you're learning now, aren't you, you stupid little pawns?

Hell, a lot of them don't even watch the "news" portions of Fox News that has at least some basis in reality and current events. Rather, they only tune in for the pure, undiluted propaganda from the opinion shows, which informs them of absolutely nothing going on except what extremely distorted and/or exaggerated liberal boogeyman to get riled up about today even though it has zero effect on your life (the green m&m, Dr. Seuss, etc). 

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5 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Might get better but not appreciably. He’s not approaching with a surgeon’s knife. As my caddy in Mexico told me once, “[he’s] putting with a sledge hammer.”

Dem Mexican caddies know stuff.  

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

He's not even approaching for the purpose of actually cutting ANYTHING that's actually wasteful.  He is engaged in performative bullshittery to cause maximum chaos, because when there's maximum chaos:

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Nothing he does is complex.  Nothing.  They are straight-up-the-middle running plays, exactly as laid out in the fascist playbook.

- Do performative shit to get praise from the idiot masses.

- Cause massive chaos and destruction in doing so.

- In the midst of the chaos and dust, grift, rob, and steal.

 

Oh

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BREAKING:

Canada set to CANCEL order for U.S F-35 fighter jets 

“We are being compelled to look at options.” 

- Bill Blair, Canadian Defence Minister
 

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Posted
12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Dem Mexican caddies know stuff.  

I would have told that caddie to go back to ... Mexico. Okay, I probably wouldn't tell him that, but I'd tell him something. 

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I didn't know the donkey show industry was still thriving. Is that all local or are some countries outsourcing their donkey show labor? 

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16 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I just now learned that PornHub is a Canadian website.

Talk about your unlubed consequences!


 

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Already "banned" in Texas

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

BREAKING:

Canada set to CANCEL order for U.S F-35 fighter jets 

“We are being compelled to look at options.” 

- Bill Blair, Canadian Defence Minister
 

Yea I mean buying military equipment from someone threatening to invade you seems like a bad idea

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2 hours ago, Chooky said:

I didn't know the donkey show industry was still thriving. Is that all local or are some countries outsourcing their donkey show labor? 

It’s hard holding on to homegrown talent when USA comes calling. Kinky Kelly has been in the States for dang near 20 years, you just don’t rebuild and reload from him and the Sexy Stud.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Well they own most of them, so yeah most of the free porn on the internet. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylo


From the link.  JP Morgan? Cornell University? AHAHAHAHA!

Manwin went on an acquisition spree of other popular pornographic entities.In June 2010, Manwin opened non-adult video sharing website Videobash.com (now defunct).  In September 2010, Manwin acquired EuroRevenue, which owned various niche pornography sites. In November 2010, Manwin introduced celebrity news website Celebs.com (now defunct). In December 2010, Manwin entered into a partnership with Wicked Pictures to manage Wicked Pictures' paysites. The 2010 Manwin purchases accounted for US$130 million in debt. In 2011, the company raised US$362 million in financing from 125 secret investors, including Fortress Investment Group, JPMorgan Chase, and Cornell University.



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