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Posted
1 hour ago, Tuco said:


Hey, we’re all brothers in arms here when talking politics, but it always amuses me how much y’all think people think of you.

Maybe you're right.  Maybe we're not a big deal.  Maybe you have five thousand posts on everybody else's website, too.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Tuco said:


Hey, we’re all brothers in arms here when talking politics, but it always amuses me how much y’all think people think of you.

it's all about the benjamins, baby

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Yeah that was a weird response. It wasn't even acting like UT is the special one, Rimbo specifically pointed out that OU was the SEC's other target. Everything he posted was correct.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Aggy certainly gained ground the last decade. Especially since they've been the preferred school for Texas conservatives. The cream always rises to the top though.

They’re not the preferred school for Texas conservatives. They’re the preferred school for idiots and kids that’ve been brainwashed by their Aggie parents. 

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Just now, Huckleberry said:

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Kids don’t grow up wanting to be Aggies without a strong family connection. I don’t think it’s a Top 10 destination of my kids’ high school. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

You are a weird dude. Take a look at all the schools in the state Rex. Now look at the numbers. Which one has been growing the most and what is fueling it's growth? There was a time when UT was battling it out year over year with Ohio State for largest enrollment in the country. In my lifetime aggy has doubled it's enrollment to now 72k. I live in an area where the majority of kids go to college, and the amount of kids that end up at aggy is astounding. So much so that my daughter's volleyball team played their elite 8 playoff game in college station and like 30 girls came from campus to support the team. My daughter told us that she would never go to aggy because it would basically be a high school reunion. Even in the high school volleyball world. Houston Skyline is one of the best clubs in the country. The kids who play on its top team can largely choose wherever they want to go. In the 25 and 26 classes they grabbed two. Aggy wasn't able to do that in the past.

If it were just about ease of access then Tech or U of H would be 72k. Getting your kid into aggy is a political statement nowadays. Sure, there are a lot of kids from conservative families who go to UT. However, aggy is a MAGA breeding factory. Your kids must be older if you don't know this.

 

It was Kyle Rittenhouse's dream school for god's sake.  Then Blinn, then a pawn shop in Florida....

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37 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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“…a glass of sunshine a day keeps the gayness away….”

It always warmed my heart that her homophobic campaign against gay rights led to her losing her jobs with the Florida Citrus Growers Association and others, starting her spiral into financial insolvency that ended in multiple bankruptcies until the hag died.

 

who is that ?

Posted
12 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Kids don’t grow up wanting to be Aggies without a strong family connection. I don’t think it’s a Top 10 destination of my kids’ high school. 

Aggy, Liberty, Baylor, ole miss, bama, arky , ou.  Rough order

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Posted
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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“…a glass of sunshine a day keeps the gayness away….”

It always warmed my heart that her homophobic campaign against gay rights led to her losing her jobs with the Florida Citrus Growers Association and others, starting her spiral into financial insolvency that ended in multiple bankruptcies until the hag died.

 

 

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On 3/17/2025 at 9:38 AM, tx 3 putt said:

she was probably adopted 

 

On 3/17/2025 at 10:00 AM, TexArcher said:

Or the mom drank and smoked meth during the pregnancy with him.

Or maybe she banged a genetically stupid mailman?

 

On 3/17/2025 at 12:09 PM, tchookem said:
On 3/17/2025 at 9:38 AM, tx 3 putt said:
she was probably adopted 

Didn't his mom call in and read him the riot act? He may be the black sheep.

Yeah, I think Jesse is the outlier in that family sample

Posted
12 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

This continues to be the worst “Leopards eating faces” genre. Structurally, it doesn’t fit the metaphor. And it’s gross to express schadenfreude in response to the murder of innocent civilians.

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Posted
15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lol

NEW: 67% of people in CA-22 rely on Medicaid. But the majority of the district also voted to elect President Trump in 2024.

So we went to talk to residents about Trump’s proposed cuts to Medicaid.

One Trump voter told us: “I feel like they're stabbing us in the back, you know?”

Not in the back. You're getting stabbed in the front. You're just too stupid/ignorant to know it.

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Posted (edited)

The funniest and saddest part is all these idiots will continue voting R because of wokeism or fear of Dems taking their guns or some other dumb ass reason. 

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Posted
48 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

The funniest and saddest part is all these idiots will continue voting R because of wokeism or fear of Dems taking their guns or some other dumb ass reason. 

Yep.  There are a lot of fattyflattie single issue voters out there. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, pacman said:

the FAFO state

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China buying more Brazilian beef. Canada buying oranges. I’m all for Brazil benefiting from our dumbfuckery. Glad Bolsonaro will hopefully be in jail this time around so they can’t be butt buddies.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

Therapist is very upset that clients are leaving her because she supported Trump. Also has a non binary kid and is a social worker. 

 

 

Against stupidity we are defenseless

Posted
1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

Therapist is very upset that clients are leaving her because she supported Trump. Also has a non binary kid and is a social worker. 

 

 

How can someone in the caring profession be this… uncaring?

Posted
6 minutes ago, YChang said:

How can someone in the caring profession be this… uncaring?

Listen to her talk.  Her vote was 100% feelings based.  Not facts, not policy.  Feelings.  She's a perfect little MAGA.

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Posted
53 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

China buying more Brazilian beef. Canada buying oranges. I’m all for Brazil benefiting from our dumbfuckery. Glad Bolsonaro will hopefully be in jail this time around so they can’t be butt buddies.

So you’re allowed to hold former presidents accountable for crimes? Crazy

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My neighbor a few houses down has a "Gays for Trump" sticker on his rear window.  Last night my wife and I were walking by and he was trying to escape it off.  I was laughing hysterically as we passed him by. My wife said WTF are you laughing at.  I told her Id tell her when we were little farther down the block. 

I told her and she turned around and stared. He was looking right at us. 

Made my night. 

 

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