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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

There's an even simpler explanation.  A lot of counselors/therapists, even some very effective/good ones. are a complete mess personally.  A lot of "physician heal thyself" in that profession, minus the healing.

This was my policy in college. Don’t date psychology majors. They’re trying to figure their own crazy.

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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1.) Refers to anyone who slightly disagrees with him as a "pedo."

2.) Favorite activity in spare time: pedo-ing.

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Any leopards in South Florida?

https://apnews.com/article/trump-latinos-deportations-south-florida-cubans-venezuelans-d3b1cc3b59adec62a8c55557e91df9f2

This is my favorite. Yes, I broke the law, took advantage of the system, and got to stay. Fuck them, send them home.

Barbara Canales, a 49-year-old certified nursing assistant who lives in Hialeah, said her mother brought her as a young girl from Honduras with a visa and overstayed it. It took them many years to legalize their status and to be able to bring other family members.

“That’s why I totally agree that you need to take illegal immigrants out of the United States. I’m sorry, but they should do it,” Canales said, adding that she feels most of the migrants arriving in the past few years are different. “When you come in with a visa is a totally different story.”

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After Obama in 2017 ended the “wet foot, dry foot” policy that considered any Cuban who set foot on dry land to be automatically a legal arrival, Cubans leaving for the U.S. have found more obstacles.

It did not stop many from coming.

Between 2021 and 2022, the U.S. government recorded the largest flight of Cuban exiles since the Mariel boatlift in 1980, when nearly 125,000 Cubans came to the U.S. over a six-month period.

“We are all in favor of legal immigration. My parents are products of legal immigration, like many of your parents, if not you directly,” said Hialeah Mayor Esteban Bovo, a strong Trump ally, during the recent city council meeting about an ICE partnership.

"We're in favor of legal immigration," say Cubans, who for decades were legal simply for getting here, unlike literally everyone else. 

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30 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


We had a 77 Caprice Classic, so I feel your pain. It was the epitome of automotive malaise. A piece of shit my dad cursed the entire time we had it.

difference is my dad thought he was a baller. he also loved three piece suits and lifting his pinky when he drank a martini.

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11 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Recent grads with tech background, maybe 1 year overseas, are experts in every field. When they join one of my teams I sit them down and say forget everything. Our field guys, with no education, know more.

Listen, you will be fine. Preach, and you will be gone.

That seems to be a sort of modern phenomenon.  It used to be that rookie engineers felt pretty useless for several months in their first job:  you know all this stuff of sort of general application, yet everyone around you seems to know how to use it in the specific project and you're often told "good thought, but we've already tried that and here's why it didn't work" and things like that.

Or a favorite task for a rookie engineer is the most challenging non-critical task, sort of nothing else we've tried will work, see what you can come up with.

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10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That seems to be a sort of modern phenomenon.  It used to be that rookie engineers felt pretty useless for several months in their first job:  you know all this stuff of sort of general application, yet everyone around you seems to know how to use it in the specific project and you're often told "good thought, but we've already tried that and here's why it didn't work" and things like that.

Or a favorite task for a rookie engineer is the most challenging non-critical task, sort of nothing else we've tried will work, see what you can come up with.

My first gig as a writer on an engineering team was translate their speak, keep it compliant and on task (kill good idea fairies) and get ice cream for the team at 3.

 

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46 minutes ago, troph said:

difference is my dad thought he was a baller. he also loved three piece suits and lifting his pinky when he drank a martini.

My Dad thought he was being patriotic buying an American car when everyone else on our lower middle class block was getting Toyotas, Hondas & Subarus (The Brat was the best!).  

Even though GM screwed him on the Chevy, it was replaced with a 1985 Cutlass Brougham, which was a pretty decent car for its time.  To date he has never bought a foreign car.  After the Brougham, it was back to Fords and that has been consistent to this day.  

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3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

My Dad thought he was being patriotic buying an American car when everyone else on our lower middle class block was getting Toyotas, Hondas & Subarus (The Brat was the best!).  

Even though GM screwed him on the Chevy, it was replaced with a 1985 Cutlass Brougham, which was a pretty decent car for its time.  To date he has never bought a foreign car.  After the Brougham, it was back to Fords and that has been consistent to this day.  

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Hypothetically, what would be wrong with that?

because he bought his three piece suit at JCPenny's on layaway and acted like he was a baller. if he was a baller it would be okay even if a little pretentious.

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2 hours ago, troph said:

difference is my dad thought he was a baller. he also loved three piece suits and lifting his pinky when he drank a martini.

Three piece suits make a lot of sense . . . during the winter in Boston.

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2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

My first gig as a writer on an engineering team was translate their speak, keep it compliant and on task (kill good idea fairies) and get ice cream for the team at 3.

 

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blob:https://atlasintel.org/4762f8ac-1145-43e3-9fd1-68ce47c2a48f

Link doesn’t pull up the National poll for some reason. It’s on their website if u search
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18 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

At nearly every mentorship or informational interview I have, I tell grad students and interns to learn how to write clear declarative sentences and to practice turning five pages of work into one. Without AI.

Channel Tom Skerritt from "A River Runs Through It" next time. Wear the cardigan and the wire rimmed glasses and everything. They are too young to have seen the movie, so it will just be your own internal joke.

 

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Posted
So you have to visit a Social Security office in person to receive benefits.
But they are closing Social Security offices.

It’s a brilliant way to kill social security.
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Posted
1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

So you have to visit a Social Security office in person to receive benefits.

But they are closing Social Security offices.

hmmm i'm starting to see the actual plan here...🤔 

'don't be silly, of course we're not going to cut social security, we would never! we're just going to make it increasingly difficult for you to actually figure out how to get it until you give up and die.'

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Posted
47 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

You missed out. Bigly.

I have legit crazy and personality disorders in my family. I sure as hell wasn’t going to invite more in. I needed respite from that shit. Great sex be damned. Hard pass. 

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

I have legit crazy and personality disorders in my family. I sure as hell wasn’t going to invite more in. I needed respite from that shit. Great sex be damned. Hard pass. 

You're not wrong.  I married legit crazy. It didn't end well and it side-tracked my life emotionally and financially so much that I'll never fully recover...especially with regards to finance.

But, damn, fucking crazy in college was...Stick Around Bob Ross GIF by Originals

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14 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You're not wrong.  I married legit crazy. It didn't end well and it side-tracked my life emotionally and financially so much that I'll never fully recover...especially with regards to finance.

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11 hours ago, troph said:

difference is my dad thought he was a baller. he also loved three piece suits and lifting his pinky when he drank a martini.

Sounds Player to me.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You're not wrong.  I married legit crazy. It didn't end well and it side-tracked my life emotionally and financially so much that I'll never fully recover...especially with regards to finance.

But, damn, fucking crazy in college was...Stick Around Bob Ross GIF by Originals

Right there with you.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You're not wrong.  I married legit crazy. It didn't end well and it side-tracked my life emotionally and financially so much that I'll never fully recover...especially with regards to finance.

But, damn, fucking crazy in college was...Stick Around Bob Ross GIF by Originals

 

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Right there with you.

That makes three of us.

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