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Posted
2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Apparently it is in Florida.  Insurance rates are skyrocketing and the flood plains are being expanded because of the continued effects of global warming.  Older houses are uninsurable and whole neighborhoods are in new floodplain zones.  If you pull a permit or rebuild you have to raise the foundation several feet to get insurance and even then it's through the roof.

90% of insurance lawsuits are filed in Florida and insurance companies are going bankrupt.  Add on top of that people not making premium payments.

https://news.fiu.edu/2022/the-big-reason-florida-insurance-companies-are-failing-isnt-just-hurricane-risk-its-fraud-and-lawsuits

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-home-insurers-worst-claim-payment-rates-2057407

Combine that with rising property taxes and people are literally and figuratively underwater in their homes.

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Good.  Fuck Florida.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Good.  Fuck Florida.

Well, yeah, but this is already happening in a bunch of other places. Insurance is going to force a lot of people out of their homes.

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

My flood insurance went up 7x at one point even though I did everything "right." I intentionally made sure my purchase was in a 500 and not 100 year flood plain in the Houston area. Whichever engineer from the Army Corps most have been a graduate of the Fake Army Corps at A&M because when our neighborhood was resurveyed after the second flood (Harvey) we are the lowest point here.

So if I can get screwed when I didn't even ask for it then these assclowns can get fucked when they voted for it. 

You live in Texas and you’re casting stones at Florida?

 

/jk

 

maybe not 

Posted
6 hours ago, Gap03 said:

Can someone with tech skills create a modified version of this gif with Brett saying "I didn't vote for this!" at the beginning?

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I would use the fuck out of that ...

Tariff version

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Posted
40 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Tariff version

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Just need to edit it to change the 2nd "do you want a tariff?" To "did you want a tariff, bitch?". Gotta have the bitch in there.

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Can anyone explain how in the blue fuck Trump's approval rating is still higher than it was in his first term before he attempted a coup and completely botched the covid response and was indicted with countless felonies and convicted and did countless other unpopular shit? Even more mind melting and disconcerting than the fact he was reelected, for which one could ascribe some amount of blame to the fucked up Dem campaign and the unpopularity of Harris. 

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25 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Can anyone explain how in the blue fuck Trump's approval rating is still higher than it was in his first term before he attempted a coup and completely botched the covid response and was indicted with countless felonies and convicted and did countless other unpopular shit? Even more mind melting and disconcerting than the fact he was reelected, for which one could ascribe some amount of blame to the fucked up Dem campaign and the unpopularity of Harris. 

If you turn on any of the maga approved media channels you’ll get it. Reality has zero penetration on there. Despite controlling all 3 branches plus the admin state there’s still nothing but rage porn. If it wasn’t so damaging and dishonest it’d be impressive. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

My flood insurance went up 7x at one point even though I did everything "right." I intentionally made sure my purchase was in a 500 and not 100 year flood plain in the Houston area. Whichever engineer from the Army Corps most have been a graduate of the Fake Army Corps at A&M because when our neighborhood was resurveyed after the second flood (Harvey) we are the lowest point here.

So if I can get screwed when I didn't even ask for it then these assclowns can get fucked when they voted for it. 

Samesies. Pre-purchase looked at the most updated flood maps in case they decided to upgrade to them post Harvey. Still did not matter. Insurance went up.

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2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Can anyone explain how in the blue fuck Trump's approval rating is still higher than it was in his first term before he attempted a coup and completely botched the covid response and was indicted with countless felonies and convicted and did countless other unpopular shit? Even more mind melting and disconcerting than the fact he was reelected, for which one could ascribe some amount of blame to the fucked up Dem campaign and the unpopularity of Harris. 

 

1 hour ago, bluto said:

If you turn on any of the maga approved media channels you’ll get it. Reality has zero penetration on there. Despite controlling all 3 branches plus the admin state there’s still nothing but rage porn. If it wasn’t so damaging and dishonest it’d be impressive. 

This right here is exactly why I will still be able to sell my house for top dollar even though all measurables say "you shouldn't buy right now because we are headed into a recession".

The MAGA Media has a sundae with sprinkles for every seemingly negative situation. That is why talking to them hits a brick wall. They immediately just start to regurgitate all of the MAGA approved talking points regardless of any logical conclusion to the contrary. Never seen anything like it. We will be well into 2026 before they even remotely start to understand they were duped.



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