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Posted
2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Apparently it is in Florida.  Insurance rates are skyrocketing and the flood plains are being expanded because of the continued effects of global warming.  Older houses are uninsurable and whole neighborhoods are in new floodplain zones.  If you pull a permit or rebuild you have to raise the foundation several feet to get insurance and even then it's through the roof.

90% of insurance lawsuits are filed in Florida and insurance companies are going bankrupt.  Add on top of that people not making premium payments.

https://news.fiu.edu/2022/the-big-reason-florida-insurance-companies-are-failing-isnt-just-hurricane-risk-its-fraud-and-lawsuits

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-home-insurers-worst-claim-payment-rates-2057407

Combine that with rising property taxes and people are literally and figuratively underwater in their homes.

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Good.  Fuck Florida.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Good.  Fuck Florida.

Well, yeah, but this is already happening in a bunch of other places. Insurance is going to force a lot of people out of their homes.

Posted
1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

My flood insurance went up 7x at one point even though I did everything "right." I intentionally made sure my purchase was in a 500 and not 100 year flood plain in the Houston area. Whichever engineer from the Army Corps most have been a graduate of the Fake Army Corps at A&M because when our neighborhood was resurveyed after the second flood (Harvey) we are the lowest point here.

So if I can get screwed when I didn't even ask for it then these assclowns can get fucked when they voted for it. 

You live in Texas and you’re casting stones at Florida?

 

/jk

 

maybe not 

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Posted
40 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Tariff version

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Just need to edit it to change the 2nd "do you want a tariff?" To "did you want a tariff, bitch?". Gotta have the bitch in there.

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Can anyone explain how in the blue fuck Trump's approval rating is still higher than it was in his first term before he attempted a coup and completely botched the covid response and was indicted with countless felonies and convicted and did countless other unpopular shit? Even more mind melting and disconcerting than the fact he was reelected, for which one could ascribe some amount of blame to the fucked up Dem campaign and the unpopularity of Harris. 

Posted
25 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Can anyone explain how in the blue fuck Trump's approval rating is still higher than it was in his first term before he attempted a coup and completely botched the covid response and was indicted with countless felonies and convicted and did countless other unpopular shit? Even more mind melting and disconcerting than the fact he was reelected, for which one could ascribe some amount of blame to the fucked up Dem campaign and the unpopularity of Harris. 

If you turn on any of the maga approved media channels you’ll get it. Reality has zero penetration on there. Despite controlling all 3 branches plus the admin state there’s still nothing but rage porn. If it wasn’t so damaging and dishonest it’d be impressive. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

My flood insurance went up 7x at one point even though I did everything "right." I intentionally made sure my purchase was in a 500 and not 100 year flood plain in the Houston area. Whichever engineer from the Army Corps most have been a graduate of the Fake Army Corps at A&M because when our neighborhood was resurveyed after the second flood (Harvey) we are the lowest point here.

So if I can get screwed when I didn't even ask for it then these assclowns can get fucked when they voted for it. 

Samesies. Pre-purchase looked at the most updated flood maps in case they decided to upgrade to them post Harvey. Still did not matter. Insurance went up.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Can anyone explain how in the blue fuck Trump's approval rating is still higher than it was in his first term before he attempted a coup and completely botched the covid response and was indicted with countless felonies and convicted and did countless other unpopular shit? Even more mind melting and disconcerting than the fact he was reelected, for which one could ascribe some amount of blame to the fucked up Dem campaign and the unpopularity of Harris. 

 

1 hour ago, bluto said:

If you turn on any of the maga approved media channels you’ll get it. Reality has zero penetration on there. Despite controlling all 3 branches plus the admin state there’s still nothing but rage porn. If it wasn’t so damaging and dishonest it’d be impressive. 

This right here is exactly why I will still be able to sell my house for top dollar even though all measurables say "you shouldn't buy right now because we are headed into a recession".

The MAGA Media has a sundae with sprinkles for every seemingly negative situation. That is why talking to them hits a brick wall. They immediately just start to regurgitate all of the MAGA approved talking points regardless of any logical conclusion to the contrary. Never seen anything like it. We will be well into 2026 before they even remotely start to understand they were duped.

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, bluto said:

If you turn on any of the maga approved media channels you’ll get it. Reality has zero penetration on there. Despite controlling all 3 branches plus the admin state there’s still nothing but rage porn. If it wasn’t so damaging and dishonest it’d be impressive. 

I mean, I realized his core ride or die, right wing media bubble base wasn't going anywhere. My thinking was that group of 35% or whatever has stayed about the same, meaning his approval from outside this group has improved since the first term. I suppose it could mean the core of ride or die magats who live in the right wing cinematic universe has expanded. I'm not sure which scenario is worse, but either way it sure looks like our long national nightmare has no end in sight. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I mean, I realized his core ride or die, right wing media bubble base wasn't going anywhere. My thinking was that group of 35% or whatever has stayed about the same, meaning his approval from outside this group has improved since the first term. I suppose it could mean the core of ride or die magats who live in the right wing cinematic universe has expanded. I'm not sure which scenario is worse, but either way it sure looks like our long national nightmare has no end in sight. 

There are a lot of motherfuckers who never took a civics class and have zero sense of economics. Dumb people just see someone "doing something". They aren't smart enough to come to their own conclusion of how those moves will affect them and theirs so they turn to their leaders for explanation. That's when their leadership flat out lies to them.

I went to one of those oil change places where you stay in your car. There is a lady next to me in a car that was clearly less than a year old. I listened to this 19 year old kid sell her on a radiator flush, cabin filter, and every other service they had with simple scare tactics. None of it she needed, but they saw a mark and swooped in for the kill. My thought was that was MAGA sitting in that car. You are going to break down on the side of the road and Tyrone is going to rape you in your car. You are going to be forced to keep it because Texas. Then after you grow attached to your Texas rape baby, ICE is going to snatch him and deport him, because even though you are white, you have a Hispanic last name, and that baby is a little too brown. So make sure you flush your radiator so that doesn't happen. MAGA

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Posted
16 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

My flood insurance went up 7x at one point even though I did everything "right." I intentionally made sure my purchase was in a 500 and not 100 year flood plain in the Houston area. Whichever engineer from the Army Corps most have been a graduate of the Fake Army Corps at A&M because when our neighborhood was resurveyed after the second flood (Harvey) we are the lowest point here.

So if I can get screwed when I didn't even ask for it then these assclowns can get fucked when they voted for it. 

I think you can be at the lowest elevation in an isolated area adjacent to a floodplain and still be out of the floodplain.  There would just need to be a breakline of sorts between the 100-yr floodplain and your area/subdivision.

The one thing that might've boned you is there may have been a LOMR (letter of map revision) in review at the time you checked the FEMA flood maps, and said LOMR might've shifted the floodplain due to surrounding developments.  Hard to know for sure what happened without lots more details.  But as a general rule, if you want to buy land anywhere close to a floodplain and you notice new developments being built in the area, it's very hard to trust the publicly available flood maps as being the most current.

Posted
11 hours ago, In10se said:

Just need to edit it to change the 2nd "do you want a tariff?" To "did you want a tariff, bitch?". Gotta have the bitch in there.

Scope creep. I’ll send you an SOW.  🙂

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Posted
55 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

You are going to break down on the side of the road and Tyrone is going to rape you in your car.  So make sure you flush your radiator so that doesn't happen. MAGA

 

 

Coincidently, I’m in Myrtle Beach this week and I went to get an oil change for the drive home.   In the lane next to me is none other than Lindsey Graham and he is adamantly demanding that they do NOT flush his radiator. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

 

 

Coincidently, I’m in Myrtle Beach this week and I went to get an oil change for the drive home.   In the lane next to me is none other than Lindsey Graham and he is adamantly demanding that they do NOT flush his radiator. 

Seems like he’d want to get his orifices flushed.

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#4...doesn't the major disaster declaration have to happen first, before any FEMA assistance gets distributed?

 

that may be more a reflection of the ignorance of Arkansas leadership lol

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Posted
4 hours ago, Foosters said:

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Founder of Cuts Clothing begs Trump to ease up on the tariffs that he voted for

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Founder of Cuts Clothing begs Trump to ease up on the tariffs that he voted for

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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Yeah…,, I’m pretty sure that is ‘Steven’

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Posted
On 4/13/2025 at 2:02 PM, mchookem said:

ngl i'd like to strike down with great vengeance and furious anger the tyranny of evil men who are poisoning and destroying my country. 

You may get to shoot your shot on this. Every country has a very fragile veneer holding things together. If the destabilization reaches the point where food scarcity were to hit then find yourself a nice spot up in the mountains to live at. 
 

None of this has to be happening. Not one bit. The whims of an idiot and his cult put all of this stupidity front and center so we all get to revel in them destroying society. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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Is she modeling men's clothing? Those are the most unflattering jeans since those giant baggy ones the skaters wore (Jenga or some shit?).

Posted
2 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Is she modeling men's clothing? Those are the most unflattering jeans since those giant baggy ones the skaters wore (Jenga or some shit?).

Seriously you could create that exact same outfit at Walmart 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Is she modeling men's clothing? Those are the most unflattering jeans since those giant baggy ones the skaters wore (Jenga or some shit?).

JNCO - from when the pants were gigantic and the wheels barely larger than bearing-sized. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Seriously you could create that exact same outfit at Walmart 

That's what I was just thinking.  I've never heard of this brand so I went to their website.  It's just basic apparel (T shirts, etc.) for $40.  There is nothing remotely unique about it.

Posted

He screwed the Soybean Farmers during his first term and you voted for him in 2020 and 2024?

I think Trump is justified in just ignoring you. You clearly have no spine.

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Posted
Just now, Red Five said:

If you only showed me one picture of that dude, with zero other information, I would bet everything I own that he is a Dotard supporter.  soybean

fify

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Posted (edited)

It's okay, soyboi. Daddy Trumps isn't going to forget you when he latches you up to the government teat for that sweet famer bailout money. Now go buy some of his crypto schemes like a good mind numbed robot. 

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