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Posted
11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You try feeding that with a little 12oz roll. It ain’t gonna work. 

Sir, the correct nomenclature is "fucking pussy roll of sausage."  You sound like some consumer geekaroid.  You best watch yourself.

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Posted
35 minutes ago, Covri said:


Needing that full one pound of Jimmy dean sausage every morning!

Is there something you are trying to tell us in code?  This is a safe space.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

And a woman who’s a little plump, scotch girl, and a daughter who‘s thirteen. 

and maybe 4 fried chickens and a coke?

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Posted
53 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Serious question. How does one go about having sexy time in this condition.

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

 

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

Do you roll him in flower too? How do you make sure you are facing right side? At this size a person has both front and back asses and titties.

Posted
1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

Serious question. How does one go about having sexy time in this condition.

 

Possibly the act of undressing leaves the participant's winded and wheezing so much, they just kinda wave it off with a "we can try tomorrow" or something.

 

 

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Posted (edited)

Can't post this in the baseball thread but an aigy batter just hammered a foul ball down the right field line and it hit . . . wait for it . .  an aigy.  People were pointing as if to tell the ushers there was an injured spectator.  He looked a bit shook up but conscious.  Then he put his MAGA red hat back on.

0-0 in the top of the 3rd.

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Dear santa, I’ve been a good boy. I voted for you. Twice. The other time I caught a woke virus but my job at the Medical Center cured me with a shot of ivermectin. I’m all betters now. Please send me a medicade for CHRISTmas.

 


 

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