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11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You try feeding that with a little 12oz roll. It ain’t gonna work. 

Sir, the correct nomenclature is "fucking pussy roll of sausage."  You sound like some consumer geekaroid.  You best watch yourself.

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Posted
35 minutes ago, Covri said:


Needing that full one pound of Jimmy dean sausage every morning!

Is there something you are trying to tell us in code?  This is a safe space.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

And a woman who’s a little plump, scotch girl, and a daughter who‘s thirteen. 

and maybe 4 fried chickens and a coke?

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16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

Do you roll him in flower too? How do you make sure you are facing right side? At this size a person has both front and back asses and titties.

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1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

Serious question. How does one go about having sexy time in this condition.

 

Possibly the act of undressing leaves the participant's winded and wheezing so much, they just kinda wave it off with a "we can try tomorrow" or something.

 

 

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Can't post this in the baseball thread but an aigy batter just hammered a foul ball down the right field line and it hit . . . wait for it . .  an aigy.  People were pointing as if to tell the ushers there was an injured spectator.  He looked a bit shook up but conscious.  Then he put his MAGA red hat back on.

0-0 in the top of the 3rd.

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Dear santa, I’ve been a good boy. I voted for you. Twice. The other time I caught a woke virus but my job at the Medical Center cured me with a shot of ivermectin. I’m all betters now. Please send me a medicade for CHRISTmas.

 


 

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Jeckle - I am not going to survive. I give him an A.
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Well, they’re still racist. They just don’t want to be poor racists.
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lol. Maybe. She bought it April 2, so basically the exact same value as today. I don’t believe it’s possible for them to sustain that value with the whole world basically protesting Musk. And if he leaves, the value crashes even further

Tesla is one of the most interesting stocks. If it’s a car company, it’s grossly overpriced. If it’s a tech company that is about to create new products (robots, robotaxis, ai, etc.) which spawn new markets, then it makes sense. It’s why Elon stresses the latter and dismisses any concerns about car sales.

I think it’s a car company that hasn’t made a major advance in years and has lost its technology edge to the Chinese and is losing ground to domestic and European competitors. The truck was not only an Edsel-level flop, it demonstrated a dysfunction which undermines any confidence that they are competent in developing new products.

Elon is a problem, but not their biggest one.
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1 minute ago, Tuco said:


Tesla is one of the most interesting stocks. If it’s a car company, it’s grossly overpriced. If it’s a tech company that is about to create new products (robots, robotaxis, ai, etc.) which spawn new markets, then it makes sense. It’s why Elon stresses the latter and dismisses any concerns about car sales.

I think it’s a car company that hasn’t made a major advance in years and has lost its technology edge to the Chinese and is losing ground to domestic and European competitors. The truck was not only an Edsel-level flop, it demonstrated a dysfunction which undermines any confidence that they are competent in developing new products.

Elon is a problem, but not their biggest one.

Yeah vaporware is essential to absurd valuation of tech stocks.

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23 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I don’t really know where to post this, but I just found out my MIL cashed out a bunch of blue chip stocks and dropped a couple hundred grand into Tesla over the last couple weeks. Fuck. At least, I’ve been told it’s only a couple hundred. God help us if it’s a lot more than that. 

I suggest you move and hide your shit

Posted
14 minutes ago, Tuco said:


Tesla is one of the most interesting stocks. If it’s a car company, it’s grossly overpriced. If it’s a tech company that is about to create new products (robots, robotaxis, ai, etc.) which spawn new markets, then it makes sense. It’s why Elon stresses the latter and dismisses any concerns about car sales.

I think it’s a car company that hasn’t made a major advance in years and has lost its technology edge to the Chinese and is losing ground to domestic and European competitors. The truck was not only an Edsel-level flop, it demonstrated a dysfunction which undermines any confidence that they are competent in developing new products.

Elon is a problem, but not their biggest one.

Elon is exactly what the problem is.  If you look back on the company you can see a clearly defined strategy that the actual founder came up with and how it was effective and guided the organization to developing its first few models.  Then look at the second series of goals and see how pie in the sky they are, and how the company never achieved those goals.  They just moved on to more pie in the sky goals for the next strategy.  That indicates an organizational dysfunction at the top.   Sure they took advantage of some tax codes and hype to enter a bubble state, but that was unsustainable.  Heck, Elon had a good idea to bring in a guy to revamp their manufacturing and because he did such a good job, Elon fired him because his ego couldn't handle it.  If you want an even bigger example of Elon's ego, look at the 2006 company reports which Elon has backdated to place himself as CEO and Founder, when he never joined the firm until 2 years later.   This is indicative of a person who is desperate for all credit, even undue credit.  

The cars were fine overall, the first mover advantage was there, but this is how industries always go.  Competitors move into the space and they chip away.  Often the leader of the space doesn't innovate at the same pace, and they lose out.  Consider how many people Skype using Zoom.   Blackberry was called the crackberry because of the addiction of their users to texting and emailing.  They also disappeared as competitors blew past them.  Tesla is on the same trajectory.   Their techbro creed  -break shit and move fast, is horrible for a culture making actual things that need to be safe and thoughtfully built.  

 

 

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Summary of the conspiracy of dunces

Lisa - he did tariffs in his first term but he’s doing tariffs in this term; economically, he’s not the same person.

Ranger - a cornucopia of confused thoughts

Kevin - trump and his band of misfits are crazy. Not surprised that they’re crazy. Not sure if it was a mistake voting for crazy people to run the government.

Faye - Eggs still too expensive. Not entertained by the shitfuckcrazy distractions. Not willing to admit she fucked up with her vote.

 

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On 4/25/2025 at 11:31 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Somebody on twitter please call that guy's wife a parasite (well, I guess now ex-parasite). Thanks in advance. 

 

 

This just gave me the idea that the only way to potentially get these maga fucks to turn again each other is to set up an army of fake maga social media accounts praising everything trump. Then go find these real maga people who have been harmed by Trump bullshit and just slam them as worthless, useless, pieces of shit. Make them feel like maga are attacking them. 



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