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11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You try feeding that with a little 12oz roll. It ain’t gonna work. 

Sir, the correct nomenclature is "fucking pussy roll of sausage."  You sound like some consumer geekaroid.  You best watch yourself.

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Posted
35 minutes ago, Covri said:


Needing that full one pound of Jimmy dean sausage every morning!

Is there something you are trying to tell us in code?  This is a safe space.

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2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

And a woman who’s a little plump, scotch girl, and a daughter who‘s thirteen. 

and maybe 4 fried chickens and a coke?

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

Do you roll him in flower too? How do you make sure you are facing right side? At this size a person has both front and back asses and titties.

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1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

Serious question. How does one go about having sexy time in this condition.

 

Possibly the act of undressing leaves the participant's winded and wheezing so much, they just kinda wave it off with a "we can try tomorrow" or something.

 

 

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Can't post this in the baseball thread but an aigy batter just hammered a foul ball down the right field line and it hit . . . wait for it . .  an aigy.  People were pointing as if to tell the ushers there was an injured spectator.  He looked a bit shook up but conscious.  Then he put his MAGA red hat back on.

0-0 in the top of the 3rd.

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Dear santa, I’ve been a good boy. I voted for you. Twice. The other time I caught a woke virus but my job at the Medical Center cured me with a shot of ivermectin. I’m all betters now. Please send me a medicade for CHRISTmas.

 


 

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Well, they’re still racist. They just don’t want to be poor racists.
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lol. Maybe. She bought it April 2, so basically the exact same value as today. I don’t believe it’s possible for them to sustain that value with the whole world basically protesting Musk. And if he leaves, the value crashes even further

Tesla is one of the most interesting stocks. If it’s a car company, it’s grossly overpriced. If it’s a tech company that is about to create new products (robots, robotaxis, ai, etc.) which spawn new markets, then it makes sense. It’s why Elon stresses the latter and dismisses any concerns about car sales.

I think it’s a car company that hasn’t made a major advance in years and has lost its technology edge to the Chinese and is losing ground to domestic and European competitors. The truck was not only an Edsel-level flop, it demonstrated a dysfunction which undermines any confidence that they are competent in developing new products.

Elon is a problem, but not their biggest one.
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1 minute ago, Tuco said:


Tesla is one of the most interesting stocks. If it’s a car company, it’s grossly overpriced. If it’s a tech company that is about to create new products (robots, robotaxis, ai, etc.) which spawn new markets, then it makes sense. It’s why Elon stresses the latter and dismisses any concerns about car sales.

I think it’s a car company that hasn’t made a major advance in years and has lost its technology edge to the Chinese and is losing ground to domestic and European competitors. The truck was not only an Edsel-level flop, it demonstrated a dysfunction which undermines any confidence that they are competent in developing new products.

Elon is a problem, but not their biggest one.

Yeah vaporware is essential to absurd valuation of tech stocks.

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23 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I don’t really know where to post this, but I just found out my MIL cashed out a bunch of blue chip stocks and dropped a couple hundred grand into Tesla over the last couple weeks. Fuck. At least, I’ve been told it’s only a couple hundred. God help us if it’s a lot more than that. 

I suggest you move and hide your shit

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14 minutes ago, Tuco said:


Tesla is one of the most interesting stocks. If it’s a car company, it’s grossly overpriced. If it’s a tech company that is about to create new products (robots, robotaxis, ai, etc.) which spawn new markets, then it makes sense. It’s why Elon stresses the latter and dismisses any concerns about car sales.

I think it’s a car company that hasn’t made a major advance in years and has lost its technology edge to the Chinese and is losing ground to domestic and European competitors. The truck was not only an Edsel-level flop, it demonstrated a dysfunction which undermines any confidence that they are competent in developing new products.

Elon is a problem, but not their biggest one.

Elon is exactly what the problem is.  If you look back on the company you can see a clearly defined strategy that the actual founder came up with and how it was effective and guided the organization to developing its first few models.  Then look at the second series of goals and see how pie in the sky they are, and how the company never achieved those goals.  They just moved on to more pie in the sky goals for the next strategy.  That indicates an organizational dysfunction at the top.   Sure they took advantage of some tax codes and hype to enter a bubble state, but that was unsustainable.  Heck, Elon had a good idea to bring in a guy to revamp their manufacturing and because he did such a good job, Elon fired him because his ego couldn't handle it.  If you want an even bigger example of Elon's ego, look at the 2006 company reports which Elon has backdated to place himself as CEO and Founder, when he never joined the firm until 2 years later.   This is indicative of a person who is desperate for all credit, even undue credit.  

The cars were fine overall, the first mover advantage was there, but this is how industries always go.  Competitors move into the space and they chip away.  Often the leader of the space doesn't innovate at the same pace, and they lose out.  Consider how many people Skype using Zoom.   Blackberry was called the crackberry because of the addiction of their users to texting and emailing.  They also disappeared as competitors blew past them.  Tesla is on the same trajectory.   Their techbro creed  -break shit and move fast, is horrible for a culture making actual things that need to be safe and thoughtfully built.  

 

 

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On 4/25/2025 at 11:31 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Somebody on twitter please call that guy's wife a parasite (well, I guess now ex-parasite). Thanks in advance. 

 

 

This just gave me the idea that the only way to potentially get these maga fucks to turn again each other is to set up an army of fake maga social media accounts praising everything trump. Then go find these real maga people who have been harmed by Trump bullshit and just slam them as worthless, useless, pieces of shit. Make them feel like maga are attacking them. 

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On 4/25/2025 at 6:40 PM, Thatguy said:

Serious question. How does one go about having sexy time in this condition.


I doubt they do in the sense of what I’d consider ‘normal’ p in v sex.

If he can sustain an erection as obesity has a significant effect on male sexual function, there is a large possibility that he has a buried penis that may not be large enough to protrude enough from his pains for penetration.

Add to that the she’s dealing with the female equivalent, I doubt they bump uglies in the traditional sense as there’s just too much in the way to get in there so to speak.

They’re likely nose blind to the smells that would stop a less hefty partner in their tracks even if they’re not facing the same anatomical hurdles. Corpulent individuals get accustomed to the odors emanating from folds / areas that are increasingly hard to keep clean. 
Toys, mouths, fingers, hands, and stuff is the likeliest answer to your question.

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15 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 


I doubt they do in the sense of what I’d consider ‘normal’ p in v sex.

If he can sustain an erection as obesity has a significant effect on male sexual function, there is a large possibility that he has a buried penis that may not be large enough to protrude enough from his pains for penetration.

Add to that the she’s dealing with the female equivalent, I doubt they bump uglies in the traditional sense as there’s just too much in the way to get in there so to speak.

They’re likely nose blind to the smells that would stop a less hefty partner in their tracks even if they’re not facing the same anatomical hurdles. Corpulent individuals get accustomed to the odors emanating from folds / areas that are increasingly hard to keep clean. 
Toys, mouths, fingers, hands, and stuff is the likeliest answer to your question.

Username checks out?

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Website For MAGA-Friendly Businesses Backfires As People Use It For Boycotts:

Seriously, is there any bigger group of snowflakes/people who think they've been unjustly persecuted than this group?  "“For far too long, American consumers and business owners who cherish family values and God-given liberty have been overlooked by mainstream businesses,” the company’s website states.  It makes me wonder what form this "overlooking" takes.  Can you think of a single company that gives one shit about what you think if you're spending your dollars with them?  I can't. And how would a company even know what your political/cultural views are unless you loudly announce it to them? Fuck me. 


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17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Website For MAGA-Friendly Businesses Backfires As People Use It For Boycotts:

Seriously, is there any bigger group of snowflakes/people who think they've been unjustly persecuted than this group?  "“For far too long, American consumers and business owners who cherish family values and God-given liberty have been overlooked by mainstream businesses,” the company’s website states.  It makes me wonder what form this "overlooking" takes.  Can you think of a single company that gives one shit about what you think if you're spending your dollars with them?  I can't. And how would a company even know what your political/cultural views are unless you loudly announce it to them? Fuck me. 


https://www.huffpost.com/entry/publicsquare-trump-critics-boycott-businesses_n_680900d2e4b00850c6839b0b

 

There is an amazing assortment of realtors, self-defense instructors and financial advisors listed near me.   In other words, people that are into selling bullshit.

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16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

There is an amazing assortment of realtors, self-defense instructors and financial advisors listed near me.   In other words, people that are into selling bullshit.

I also see lots beauticians and various wellness spas, not coincidentally also in the bullshit industry. 

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:


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And how did the people of charles mix county, south dakota vote?

 

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This is gonna cut deep into the tourism flocking to the see dam near pickstown.

eat shit, motherfuckers

Fuck em and feed em fish heads. 

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On 4/25/2025 at 12:02 PM, SquishMitten said:

I don’t really know where to post this, but I just found out my MIL cashed out a bunch of blue chip stocks and dropped a couple hundred grand into Tesla over the last couple weeks. Fuck. At least, I’ve been told it’s only a couple hundred. God help us if it’s a lot more than that. 

Would you mind giving me her number so I can text her?  It looks like she won the lottery in a Third World country I’d rather not disclose right now - but I’d like to share the good news and try to help her transfer her winnings. 

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Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Would you mind giving me her number so I can text her?  It looks like she won the lottery in a Third World country I’d rather not disclose right now - but I’d like to share the good news and try to help her transfer her winnings. 

Yeah and I’d like to talk through her  options for MS-13 insurance. 

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This talk of shortages and small business closing, I’ve got to think that the cult of money will put an end to the cult of maga. The money cult has been around waaaaayy longer. Will it be too late by the time that happens? I don’t know but the suspense is killing me

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My wife is an executive in the non-profit world and has been for a long time. I have been to so many events, fundraisers, and taken so many tours of non-profits, that I can't even count them all. You know what? All the management looked just like that guy. I'm shocked he is having a hard time finding a job.

Oh, wait, no, I meant to say, NOBODY looked our sounded like this guy. Their are plenty of morons who think it is easy then find out otherwise, but even those people have twice the brains of this guy.

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16 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This talk of shortages and small business closing, I’ve got to think that the cult of money will put an end to the cult of maga. The money cult has been around waaaaayy longer. Will it be too late by the time that happens? I don’t know but the suspense is killing me

I'd counter with, as powerful as the money cult has always been, they've never had this level of direct, unfettered access to the administration and the courts. What's a little recession that they're able to time perfectly and absorb more wealth from failed small businesses owners and all those losers in middle America?

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6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'd counter with, as powerful as the money cult has always been, they've never had this level of direct, unfettered access to the administration and the courts. What's a little recession that they're able to time perfectly and absorb more wealth from failed small businesses owners and all those losers in middle America?

I’m talking more about everyday people. Small business, entrepreneurs, white collar workers. The vast majority of people. You start fucking with people’s money and shit can turn real fast. The oligarchs are gonna oligarch. But I think the only way regular Americans snap out of this is them becoming poorer in a rapid fashion. Add in the coming shortages and that is ripe for lots of unrest. Does that finally break the maga fever? And again, will it be too late

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1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This talk of shortages and small business closing, I’ve got to think that the cult of money will put an end to the cult of maga. The money cult has been around waaaaayy longer. Will it be too late by the time that happens? I don’t know but the suspense is killing me

52 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m talking more about everyday people. Small business, entrepreneurs, white collar workers. The vast majority of people. You start fucking with people’s money and shit can turn real fast. The oligarchs are gonna oligarch. But I think the only way regular Americans snap out of this is them becoming poorer in a rapid fashion. Add in the coming shortages and that is ripe for lots of unrest. Does that finally break the maga fever? And again, will it be too late

Dude....the everyday people are EXACTLY the people who don't fucking matter, and will get it right in the ass, as intended.

Eliminate all small and local businesses.  Force consolidation of all enterprises under a handful of multi-billion dollar enterprises.  Local florists?  Local restaurants?  Local anythings?  GTFO.  You'll be eating at TeslaCafes and acquiring all goods from Amazon soon, and you'll take it like a bitch.

Because remember, turning us into EXACTLY a Russian oligarchy is how you "Make America Great Again."  They have told us and shown us exactly what they are doing, and exactly what they intend to accomplish.  We should believe them.

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