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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Poor guy. No Oakleys, no truck for his selfie and he can't even afford a full size chimney. Sucks to his assmar.

Untrue. His truck is currently taking a big shit. 

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20 hours ago, GenXer said:


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Note to self. Begin every candidate interview with - "Did you participate in J6?"

"Yes? Thank you for your time. Not validating your parking pass."

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Posted
2 hours ago, Superhero said:

Note to self. Begin every candidate interview with - "Did you participate in J6?"

"Yes? Thank you for your time. Not validating your parking pass."

I believe that would be considered "persecuting Christians." 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I have no way of knowing if MercedesJane deserves to have a leopard feast on her face, but fuck it:

 

 

 

this. THIS more than anything else. THIS is why we are where we are. 

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This talk of shortages and small business closing, I’ve got to think that the cult of money will put an end to the cult of maga. The money cult has been around waaaaayy longer. Will it be too late by the time that happens? I don’t know but the suspense is killing me
We are gonna find out in a couple weeks or so. When the shelves of Wally World are half empty, people are gonna freak the fuck out.
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Posted
30 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
12 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:
This talk of shortages and small business closing, I’ve got to think that the cult of money will put an end to the cult of maga. The money cult has been around waaaaayy longer. Will it be too late by the time that happens? I don’t know but the suspense is killing me

We are gonna find out in a couple weeks or so. When the shelves of Wally World Dollar General/Dollar Tree are half empty, people are gonna freak the fuck out.

Fixed it for the true mecca of the base.

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Posted
11 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the working class to worship unregulated capitalism. 

Incorrect. Convincing people EDUCATION wasn't important. Keeping people uneducated meant they wouldn't pick up a book. Not picking up a book means they wouldn't learn about our history during the Gilded Age. Not knowing history means you are doomed to repeat it.

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Posted
14 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the working class to worship unregulated capitalism. 

The greatest trick the devil pulled wasn’t convincing people that he didn’t exist but convincing them a man who embodies every deadly sin was their new savior. 

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Well ok maybe that puzzling red shift in the valley might reverse...or not. I don't know what is going on down there.

Presuming we still have fair and free elections in Texas moving forward.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Fucking idiot.  I hope he ends up homeless.  Wonder where he'll hand his dotard flag then?

 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Homeless?  He'll be lucky if that's his fate.  Deported to a gulag is more likely.

 

36 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Maybe you can store that flag up your ass.

 

Maybe he can hang it in his cell in his El Salvadoran prison?

 

 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Fucking idiot.  I hope he ends up homeless.  Wonder where he'll hand his dotard flag then?

he can use the flag as a tent or a blanket to keep him warm

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Posted
49 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well ok maybe that puzzling red shift in the valley might reverse...or not. I don't know what is going on down there.

Presuming we still have fair and free elections in Texas moving forward.

 

 

These morons are going to keep on voting R. They'll just do it in a huff because they are pissed at doTARd.

 

 

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53 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well ok maybe that puzzling red shift in the valley might reverse...or not. I don't know what is going on down there.

Presuming we still have fair and free elections in Texas moving forward.

 

RGV mexicans are going down with ship. Loving trump shows they're more white than mexican and that's everything to that group 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

These morons are going to keep on voting R. They'll just do it in a huff because they are pissed at doTARd.

 

 

If you democrats keep nominating people that care about other people, you're going to FORCE  me to keep voting republican! It's all the democrats fault! 

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Posted (edited)
37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

RGV mexicans are going down with ship. Loving trump shows they're more white than mexican and that's everything to that group 

 

Its a song as old as time this country. Outgroups stop being outgroups by becoming "white". Happened to the Irish, then the Italians, now its happening to Hispanics/Mexicans. Unfortunately right now, being "white" means voting R. 

Not sure what the blacks are going to do. 

 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Not sure what the blacks are going to do. 

Stay behind and be utterly fucked.  As is always the case.

If there's one constant you can count on in America, it's that black people will be shat upon by the dominant faction of society.  That tradition is more American than baseball and apple pie.

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