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Posted
16 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So now our foreign policy is designed to give Trump real estate development opportunities

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1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

If I could award you with a simultaneous drool and vomit emoji, that would be forthcoming.

Don't forget explosive diarrhea.  Bloody flux.

Posted
1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

Not just the economy that's crumbling sir.

Of course. With respect, I suppose I am curious where you believe a person can best escape the finding out part of this fucking around. 
 

 

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I'll grant him this: when you make a sequel, the #1 rule is you make the same damn movie. He's making the same movie, but bigger, more explosions, more amazing shit.

I'm waiting for the re-cast of McCain, though. I fear they may fuck that up like when Maggie Gyllenhaal replaced Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes. Still, it seems we are in for some compelling theater the next 4-15 years.

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Not exactly a leopard eating face. But close enough. Ha Ha Tesla Driver getting towed in.

I don't know, for certain, this Tesla owner voted for Trump-Musk. But, I would bet he did. And it has to be dude with a black Tesla.

Fuck Tesla, fuck anyone still with a Tesla, and fuck Musk the most. 

Adios.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Fuck all of those idiots. Anyone with an IQ above room temp knew Trump was a LITERALLY insane narcissist, but they thought he wouldn’t be. They are fucking stupid, and they are making all of us suffer for their stupidity.

But it's a DeVeloPMenT PrOjeCT!11!!!

 

Posted
7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The orange shit stain has that natural standing lean forward thing going on.  It’s like he’s always prepared to cheat off somebody’s paper.

Posted
3 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Not exactly a leopard eating face. But close enough. Ha Ha Tesla Driver getting towed in.

I don't know, for certain, this Tesla owner voted for Trump-Musk. But, I would bet he did. And it has to be dude with a black Tesla.

Fuck Tesla, fuck anyone still with a Tesla, and fuck Musk the most. 

Adios.

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Fuck you. 

Posted
47 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Maybe they can deport the Mexicans to Gaza to build it.  Then deport them again on payday.

 

thats going to be a hell of a clean up 

Posted
39 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Are you trying to get us 9/11'd?

Because I think this might be how you get us 9/11'd.

i mean...fuck it.

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10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking over Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and Gaza is a tough job but someone’s gotta do it

You forgot Panama...

and most people do.

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15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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We are a nation of idiots. People wanted a reality show, but didn't realize it would fuck with their reality. 

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Fucking chef's-kiss perfection.

The fact that it was not just 100% predictable, but actually predicted and they were expressly warned about it.....

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Don't worry.  Those people who are now permanently and forever displaced from Gaza can wrap themselves in the comfort of your vote for Trump or Jill Stein.

We’ll send ‘em to the bahamas! Sand, sun and water. Just like the west bank.

Posted
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So, because Biden didn't declare war on Israel in the name of the glorious Palestine people, those voters made sure to elect a guy who....will send in US troops to occupy Gaza, supports cleansing all the Palestinians out of Gaza, and he's a real estate developer who has already talked about what great beaches Gaza has and likes the idea of "developing" the area.

"I'm so angry at you for not preventing that guy from breaking my leg that I'm going to blow my own brains out with a .45.  That'll show you!"

This planet is in a current unrestrained orgy of weaponized stupidity.

Great album title, I call dibs. 

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44 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Not exactly a leopard eating face. But close enough. Ha Ha Tesla Driver getting towed in.

I don't know, for certain, this Tesla owner voted for Trump-Musk. But, I would bet he did. And it has to be dude with a black Tesla.

Fuck Tesla, fuck anyone still with a Tesla, and fuck Musk the most. 

Adios.

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Yeah, fuck those outdated looking plastic shit buckets.  Worst cars on the road!

Posted
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

no country is talking those refugees 

Jordan, Egypt, and Lebanon have are the gold standard at assimilating Palestinian refugees.  They would love to each take another 700K or so.  They probably put Trump up to this idea.

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And as a genius, whatever you post as... what's our trade imbalance from China.  Yea, check your facts bank teller.  Look at we import for them, garbage.  I'd have liked a lot of candidates but this is common sense outside of Canada - no clue what they make we need. 

Posted
1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So now our foreign policy is designed to give Trump real estate development opportunities

It is probably also the best place for a private space port.

Posted
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

The orange shit stain has that natural standing lean forward thing going on.  It’s like he’s always prepared to cheat off somebody’s paper.

Or, look down a blouse.

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

Or, look down a blouse.

Or from chronically trying to see your own dong again for the last 30 years

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Posted
8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:



P.S.: Shit on paper wealth all you want, but a vast majortiy of Elon Musk's wealth is paper, and yet he managed to buy himself a president with it. 

 

Leon has plenty of cash.... Some banks are gonna get fucked.

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Are you surprised by that? Everything that orange piece of shit does is to promote his own agenda. Trump doesn't give a fuck about anyone else but Trump.

This guy gets it.
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Posted
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

77 million people voted for this. 

Considering the dumbass nature of Americans as seen on tv and the internet, I would guesstimate that 20MM were votes against Kamala Harris... and another 8MM were votes against Barack Obama.

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7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

????????

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Ok. Now I'm 90% certain that group was working for Trump and or Russia (is there a difference?). 

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Democrats and Kamala pushed and pushed that the fate of Democracy was on the ballot.  Their response--

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They gambled it was their way or the highway.  My advice would be to pack light.

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