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Posted
1 minute ago, Superhero said:

 

Closed my x account. Curious what the comments were.

I'm gonna guess there was at least one "This you?"

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Posted
37 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Musk is literally stealing from babies.

Aren’t there two injunctions in place? So we’re at the stage where the administration is ignoring the courts. 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

????????

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i mean, come on...this shit is objectively funny. 

43 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

How'd you know

I'm being DOXXED

that's the spirit!

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Posted
Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

Aren’t there two injunctions in place? So we’re at the stage where the administration is ignoring the courts. 

What are the Courts going to do about it? 

Sanction him with their army?

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Posted
Just now, Slacks said:

What are the Courts going to do about it? 

Sanction him with their army?

Even Nixon followed court orders. I guess we should just tell all the judges to go home then. We’ve got a king

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Even Nixon followed court orders. I guess we should just tell all the judges to go home then. We’ve got a king

Nixon was playing by the rules. Trump learned from Dick's lesson. Don't accept the loss. Don't even acknowledge it. And change the rules.

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

isn't that major sign of dementia?

I think you have to have a brain for that

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Posted
4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

From the Lazy River to the Seafood Buffett.   Congrats to the idiots who protest voted for Trump.  Enjoy!

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Posted
10 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

This is just insanity.  He is so far in over his head it's comical.  Except that it's not..

He's standing on our shoulders

7 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Democrats fail to teach idiots common sense. 

Best synopsis of the election I have seen yet

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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Closed my x account. Curious what the comments were.

Pretty brutal, but (no offense) I don’t run a copy/paste service for people who allow MAGA to take possession of the public square.

want to see the discourse? Go and see.

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This one doesn’t meddle with Russian interest so they are all on board.   Bonus they get to spreadem and let trump take a bunch of their money.  

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Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

This one doesn’t meddle with Russian interest so they are all on board.   Bonus they get to spreadem and let trump take a bunch of their money.  

Not only does it not meddle with Russian interests, it totally aligns with them. Putin would love nothing more than to see the U.S. get tangled up in a divisive conflict in the Middle East. Well, except for seeing us destroy NATO and cede Ukraine to him, of course. But Trump will probably attempt that too. 

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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Pretty brutal, but (no offense) I don’t run a copy/paste service for people who allow MAGA to take possession of the public square.

want to see the discourse? Go and see.

Son if you weren't all ate up with the DEI Woke Mind Virus, you'd know to say "With all due respect."

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Posted
39 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Has anyone, in the national press, called this what it is?

The NYT, CNN, etc should all have in the biggest banner headlines they can run:

TRUMP PLAN FOR GAZA: ETHNIC CLEANSING”

Our press is weak. The opposition is pathetic. We are a frivolous and depraved country. 

The press is getting exactly what they want since Inauguration Day. They had 4 years to do something. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, softlynow said:

Has anyone, in the national press, called this what it is?

The NYT, CNN, etc should all have in the biggest banner headlines they can run:

TRUMP PLAN FOR GAZA: ETHNIC CLEANSING”

Our press is weak. The opposition is pathetic. We are a frivolous and depraved country. 

You’re absolutely correct but the press has been lining up to pay Trump (personally) literal millions for the pleasure of not giving him unfavorable headlines. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

This entire thing reminds me of those Fyre Fest documentaries, and magats are showing up to the empty island going "the fukk?" 

And all the MAGA rubes are Andy.

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Posted
11 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Democrats fail to teach idiots common sense. 

Not allowed in the curriculum.  We need to teach about donkey dicks and their big loads (Ezekiel 23:20)

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Posted
Aren’t there two injunctions in place? So we’re at the stage where the administration is ignoring the courts. 

Cool cool.
Even Nixon followed court orders. I guess we should just tell all the judges to go home then. We’ve got a king

The judges themselves said so.
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Posted
8 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Not allowed in the curriculum.  We need to teach about donkey dicks and their big loads (Ezekiel 23:20)

Actually, the text reflects that the dicks are like those of donkeys, but the loads are like those of horses.  Get it right, scripture is important.

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Occupying territory in the Holy Land? What could go wrong?
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Anyone else here remember how it worked out when Reagan parked a lot of our Marines between two warring factions in Lebanon? No?

Cool, cool.
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Posted
15 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Are you trying to get us 9/11'd?

Because I think this might be how you get us 9/11'd.

Can you imagine what the terrorists are thinking?  Meanwhile, we load up our FBI and CIA with unqualified toadies.

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Posted
1 minute ago, abuelo gringo said:

Can you imagine what the terrorists are thinking?  Meanwhile, we load up our FBI and CIA with unqualified toadies.

That's all okay.  Sure, our intelligence apparatus will be crippled because anyone with experience and connections to assets in the field will be run off and replaced by toadies loyal to the regime who devote all of their efforts to seeking intelligence that serves Trump's personal financial interests....and that may seem bad, but have no fear.  We have many loyal allies who gather good intelligence, and they will surely share that with us because the US has demonstrated that it is a good, loyal, and trustworthy friend.

See, it's all good.

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Posted
16 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Again, you are judging this based on what you are looking for out of life and not what THEY are looking for. For example, Elon has all the money he could ever want and cannot buy cool and acceptance, and he desperately wants to be cool and accepted. He even paid guys to play a video game for him so that he could be ranked number one in the world and that backfired on him too. He cannot buy what comes naturally to me and you. Trump will fail at what he wants to be just like Elon, and in their efforts to reach their goals they are going to bring down both their empires. Financially they will be ok, but that's not what failure looks like for them.

Man, I've been saying this for years.

 

Related, I feel like it dawned on me not so long ago I was cheering for the wrong people in Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted
14 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking over Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and Gaza is a tough job but someone’s gotta do it

Lest we forget

 

 

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Posted
31 minutes ago, abuelo gringo said:

Can you imagine what the terrorists are thinking?  Meanwhile, we load up our FBI and CIA with unqualified toadies.

They're probably pretty psyched about getting pardons, idk

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