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2 hours ago, kevwun said:

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

you know, that's so much of the problem... wIn or lose, these people can't just STFU. 

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33 minutes ago, Superhero said:

So we can get extra seasons of Andor?

They made an entire Star Trek movie out of the very obvious idea that forcefully relocating, in this case, hundreds of people was clearly very immoral and evil. Hundreds. In a stupid sci-fi movie. America announced to the world that we're gonna do it to two million people. 

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2 hours ago, GenXer said:

If you toss in an open bar of moonshine and everclear trash can punch at a family reunion, I think you got yourself the makings of a hit reality show.

Hell, do all that except leave out the family. Just me preaching, with various guests whose job is the STFU and just nod.

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28 minutes ago, Foosters said:

https://www.sacbee.com/opinion/article299687669.html

 

For anyone who's driven through the central valley, its nothing but pro-Trump and anti-Newsom signs. Oops

Add them to the "fuck 'em, they asked for this" pile.  Zero sympathy.  Fuck, I'll LITERALLY cackle with glee and dance for joy as their farms fail and their land is foreclosed on.  I will be happy - beyond shadenfreude, actual HAPPINESS - when they experience some of the suffering they gleefully tried to inflict on others.  These are people whose primary source of joy in life is hurting others -- causing "lib tears."

Well, let me in on some of that action.  

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4 hours ago, kevwun said:

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

Sounds like the kind of guy to hire illegals to put in a patio for him.

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4 hours ago, GenXer said:


Dearborn tops my list for favorite leopard’s menu item

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You stupid sons a bitches, you!

They didn't vote for Trump because they believe Trump is the best candidate," Osama Siblani, publisher of The Arab American News, told Politico. "No, they voted for Trump because they want to punish the Democrats and Harris."

"It's clear as day that he's playing us," Alawieh added of Trump. "I think he's going to target us. That's what he's going to do. He's going to target our families, and it's going to hurt. So, I think we're about to find out."

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42 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Part 1

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump loves the uneducated.

 

Part 2

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump loves the uneducated.

Someone this stupid should not be a doctor, engineer or other professional.

With regards to lawyers, there might be an opening at the four seasons.

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On 2/5/2025 at 9:18 AM, Nivek said:

Not allowed in the curriculum.  We need to teach about donkey dicks and their big loads (Ezekiel 23:20)

  

On 2/5/2025 at 9:27 AM, Brisketexan said:

Actually, the text reflects that the dicks are like those of donkeys, but the loads are like those of horses.  Get it right, scripture is important.

 

On 2/5/2025 at 9:30 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

And it’s the literal word of god, to be taken literally. 

 

On 2/5/2025 at 9:33 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

I try to jack a jack every time I encounter one. A pious life is hard, but not as hard as that goddamn donkey dick. 

It was lost in translation centuries ago but the original text specified "muledick".

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