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3 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

You looking to throw hands?  Chili’s on 45th.  Tonight.  I will be in the handicapped stall in the men’s room.  You will want to bring a towel.  

 

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.   Who says Gen X did anything half ass?   I have put as little ass into everything as possible.  Way, way less than half.

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41 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Whoa, whoa, whoa.   Who says Gen X did anything half ass?   I have put as little ass into everything as possible.  Way, way less than half.

I pretty much quarter-assed through high school. It’s amazing I got into UT and then law school.

Posted
7 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

yo lets fight when Im back in Austin.  Parking lot of Brodie HEB

This had my interest for a while until I realized that nobody had named their seconds.

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8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

yo lets fight when Im back in Austin.  Parking lot of Brodie HEB

I'm willing to fight you, but I only settle business in the texags.com parking lot.

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I just came to a realization...

Donald Trump has never beaten a man in a Presidential race.

Dear women, you had a chance to shut the Orange Leopard down twice, but you can't seem to vote for your own interests.

Women seemed to complain about DEI the most. It seemed like women (especially the majority) thought DEI was code for Lesbian Black Woman (hell, at one point I wasn't so sure that wasnt the case, because all of the CDOs and Heads of Diversity I interacted with were exactly that, but I digress.)

Of all the faces that I would think would be wise enough not to invite a leopard BACK into their house, it's the woman voting against her own self interest face getting chewed on the most.

"You just grab'em by the pussy."

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Just now, Chad Fuck said:


I woke up in a SoHo doorway

A policeman knew my name

You can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away. 

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9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I staggered back to the underground where a priest blew back my hair

A priest may have blown something, but it was a breeze that got your hair.

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