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1 hour ago, troph said:

or just invite me over, don't tell them I'm trans, we have a lovely time, I'll make them laugh, they will think I'm the cat's meow. then I leave and you break the news to them...

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you think I can't do that? I did it the other night with a lovely old man. at a party, he was gushing over me. complimented me on my outfit, my smile, my demeanor, said he's never seen anyone so happy, called me delightful, what else? he was clearly into me. he also commented that @Ramblyn and I were such an amazing couple and we were so good together. He clearly wanted to watch. But the point is, fuck these people who hate, they need to be shocked and awed.

Well, in fairness....that old dude has some memory issues and as I understand it, was hitting our vino with vigor.  But in alternate fairness, y'all DID look amazing and were delightful company, so maybe he was on to something.  And yeah....he may have wanted to watch.

56 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

TLDR; sucker and loser got what was coming to him.

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51 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Forgive my ignorance but how does someone that was a supply specialist and then in public affairs end up with a disability?

Disability is a scale used to calculate retirement benefits, and it's hard to do 20 years and not leave with at least a partial disability. Hearing loss is a big one. Maybe you broke an ankle or something at some point and now you've got arthritis. Doesn't mean you got your leg blown off in Fallujah or anything like that. Could just be a repetitive stress injury that gets you a 20% disabled rating and a little extra in your retirement package. 

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Megyn Kelly Gets a Taste of the Conservative Women Audience She’s Spent Years Cultivating

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Another account that appears to be some sort of “trad wife” influencer quote-tweeted Kelly’s post, warning young women that “if you follow this path you will be single and alone at 35 scrambling to try to find a good guy to settle down with to finally have kids only to find that there are none left.” The top reply came from a user named Jeanna Hoch, who, herself, appears to be a business owner: “Not wanting to be a boss babe is not settling for less. My kids were raised by me, not a nanny or daycare. It’s ok to find a man who wants to provide for his family.” 

One reply from a male conservative influencer reads, “This is the exact mentality creating an epidemic of single and childless women,” as if not marrying and being abused by some shitty conservative man who can probably barely pay his own bills let alone yours is a fate worse than death. 

Reading even a small sampling of the thousands of replies is like staring into an abyss of anti-intellectualism, an orgy of primal, caveman levels of misogyny. Another male conservative influencer told Kelly, “A thousand unborn babies are really mad at you right now.” Ah, yes: unborn babies, famously sentient and thinking about… Megyn Kelly. Other popular replies bemoan that “this mindset is actually keeping a lot of women single,” and “Competent men do not want to deal with the type of woman with everything you state.”

 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Forgive my ignorance but how does someone that was a supply specialist and then in public affairs end up with a disability?

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The Conservative strategy of firing everybody from their job and cutting all education and medical spending is what is going to get everybody in this country having big families.

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18 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Disability is a scale used to calculate retirement benefits, and it's hard to do 20 years and not leave with at least a partial disability. Hearing loss is a big one. Maybe you broke an ankle or something at some point and now you've got arthritis. Doesn't mean you got your leg blown off in Fallujah or anything like that. Could just be a repetitive stress injury that gets you a 20% disabled rating and a little extra in your retirement package. 

Sleep apnea will get you 50% disability.

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16 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Sleep apnea will get you 50% disability.

Hmm I see some potential doge savings at the military pension level. 
 

meanwhile, my former neighbor had to fight tooth and nail to get all of his various cancers that are linked to agent orange exposure approved for disability, because they started after his separation from the service. 

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35 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Disability is a scale used to calculate retirement benefits, and it's hard to do 20 years and not leave with at least a partial disability. Hearing loss is a big one. Maybe you broke an ankle or something at some point and now you've got arthritis. Doesn't mean you got your leg blown off in Fallujah or anything like that. Could just be a repetitive stress injury that gets you a 20% disabled rating and a little extra in your retirement package. 

For what it's worth, my dad has 50% disability, and none of it has to due with any combat injury.  It's likely Agent Orange in Vietnam and/or exposure to contaminated water in Camp Lejeune in the 1980s (he's actually getting a settlement for the latter in the near future, unless Donald fucks with that as well).  He's had various health issues since his 50s, including cancer in 2020.

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20 minutes ago, South Austin said:

For what it's worth, my dad has 50% disability, and none of it has to due with any combat injury.  It's likely Agent Orange in Vietnam and/or exposure to contaminated water in Camp Lejeune in the 1980s (he's actually getting a settlement for the latter in the near future, unless Donald fucks with that as well).  He's had various health issues since his 50s, including cancer in 2020.

Yeah. That Agent Orange cancer shit killed my Father-in-Law in 2022. 

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But they don’t understand that loyalty is a one way street to Trump. Loyalty, or fealty, to him is the expectation but it won’t be reciprocated unless by happenstance and only for as long as it serves him to be so. 

He and every other personality disorder walking around in the wild. Let’s not pretend for a minute that he is sane. America has been taken hostage by a psychopath.
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41 minutes ago, South Austin said:

For what it's worth, my dad has 50% disability, and none of it has to due with any combat injury.  It's likely Agent Orange in Vietnam and/or exposure to contaminated water in Camp Lejeune in the 1980s (he's actually getting a settlement for the latter in the near future, unless Donald fucks with that as well).  He's had various health issues since his 50s, including cancer in 2020.

Same with my dad.  Squamous cell carcinoma a few years ago, and is currently being worked up for Parkinson's. 

BTW, his job in Nam?  Supply Specialist.

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Well, there may be a progressive Charles Guiteau out there somewhere, I think Trump and Company should be more worried about ex-military and proud boy/militia type supporters being fired from their jobs and losing their homes and prescription benefits, etc.

They seem to have shorter fuses mentally, and a greater propensity to do things like storm the capital and such.   And of course they like to talk about their second amendment “options”.   If I ever get the pleasure to open up my 21 year-old Sherry barrel aged scotch that I’ve saved up for the moment I hear of Trump’s death, I think the odds are it will be one of his former voters that is the assassin.

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13 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Well, there may be a progressive Charles Guiteau out there somewhere, I think Trump and Company should be more worried about ex-military and proud boy/militia type supporters being fired from their jobs and losing their homes and prescription benefits, etc.

They seem to have shorter fuses mentally, and a greater propensity to do things like storm the capital and such.   And of course they like to talk about their second amendment “options”.   If I ever get the pleasure to open up my 21 year-old Sherry barrel aged scotch that I’ve saved up for the moment I hear of Trump’s death, I think the odds are it will be one of his former voters that is the assassin.

When tfg posted his "a mine how saves his country breaks no law" quote a day or two ago, the first thing I thought of were the CIA/FBI/etc folks with special skills that will inevitably be let go.  Sure, there are plenty who have plenty to live for.  But all it takes is one triggered person to change history.  

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2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

It’s really as simple as this: MAGA voters have a very self-centered view of the world and they approach politics as folk religion. They behave (without realizing it) as if Trump is omniscient and entirely aligned to their own individualized value system. But he’s also distracted and he fucks up sometimes. So you have to tweet at him (read: pray) to get him to correct his inadvertent mistakes, where he accidentally used his infinite powers to fuck over those he always intended to protect.

It’s the lowest form of religious practice. And it’s how a significant part of the voting public in the most powerful nation in history view politics. 

astute.

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23 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm hearing a handful of anecdotes, that hopeful folks are sharing ad nauseam, about how people are regretting their votes for Trump.

But this is the reality.

The majority is happy with this.

We're so fucked.

Yep. And even those who are temporarily upset, they will probably return to him.

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1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Yep. And even those who are temporarily upset, they will probably return to him.

Even those who are upset, they aren't upset With Him. Like the North Koreans who blame the damn Americans every time there's a food shortage or power outage, rather than the numbskulls who are actually running the country into the ground, they are forever on his team.

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29 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm hearing a handful of anecdotes, that hopeful folks are sharing ad nauseam, about how people are regretting their votes for Trump.

But this is the reality.

The majority is happy with this.

We're so fucked.

That poll was taken on January 29th. I'd imagine as more and more Americans are directly impacted by the chaos, that will change. Rural Republicans are just now waking up to discover they are going to be hit hard by the changes being made.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-popularity-polls-changes-favorability-2032684

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

I'm hearing a handful of anecdotes, that hopeful folks are sharing ad nauseam, about how people are regretting their votes for Trump.

But this is the reality.

The majority is happy with this.

We're so fucked.

His polling numbers are actually quite volatile and that is now really old news. 

47 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

That poll was taken on January 29th. I'd imagine as more and more Americans are directly impacted by the chaos, that will change. Rural Republicans are just now waking up to discover they are going to be hit hard by the changes being made.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-popularity-polls-changes-favorability-2032684

Exhibit A.

I’m not hopeful but I could become hopeful if enough damage is done. The premise “it’s the economy stupid” will continue to be paramount and if he over does it and the economy tanks we have a chance. But there is no way out unless there is pain, probably a lot of pain. No chance at all for limited pain. 

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4 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Sleep apnea will get you 50% disability.

Brother’s got the sads, ptsd, significant shoulder arthritis, ED (or at least the army believes he does), sleep apnea, etc.

Finally got to that 100%.
Worked hard at it too. Lesser individuals would have folded but he pressed on.

Smart in my book. Lives in Missouri, Property taxes frozen, kids go to college for free, and he gets a handicap parking space. 

Did he work the system? Yes. Did he almost off himself? Yes. Did he use that experience to get legislation passed in his home state to help other veterans not get to his point. Yes. 
 

So all in all I have to think he’s a wash as far as karma goes.

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1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Brother’s got the sads, ptsd, significant shoulder arthritis, ED (or at least the army believes he does), sleep apnea, etc.

Finally got to that 100%.
Worked hard at it too. Lesser individuals would have folded but he pressed on.

Smart in my book. Lives in Missouri, Property taxes frozen, kids go to college for free, and he gets a handicap parking space. 

Did he work the system? Yes. Did he almost off himself? Yes. Did he use that experience to get legislation passed in his home state to help other veterans not get to his point. Yes. 
 

So all in all I have to think he’s a wash as far as karma goes.

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If I had a dollar for every buff gym bro with a lifted F250 or Jeep Gladiator that has DV plates on it, my bank account would probably be getting audited by DOGE right now. Must be nice getting that sweet paycheck every month for life for dealing with stuff that 75% of Americans have.

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13 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

If I had a dollar for every buff gym bro with a lifted F250 or Jeep Gladiator that has DV plates on it, my bank account would probably be getting audited by DOGE right now. Must be nice getting that sweet paycheck every month for life for dealing with stuff that 75% of Americans have.


This is a far cry from Army of One and Be all you can be…. But also pretty on point

.Why not eventually get paid for your almost assured PTSD and depression that you’ll deal with in your life?

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19 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


This is a far cry from Army of One and Be all you can be…. But also pretty on point

.Why not eventually get paid for your almost assured PTSD and depression that you’ll deal with in your life?

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Huh? I won't make light of PTSD. But I know a shit ton of vets, most combat arms, who are doing fine. My experiences are not under the guise of DOD, but I will put my record in shitty places with bombs and guns up against almost anyone. Some days suck. Woudl rather have my situation than the average HS teacher's.

Depression? Again, have lost plenty of friends to the big S. If there is an issue it is the military is not, and does not want to deal with it.

Got a buddy here in town. we watch football. Got out as a Sgt. Major. Armored Cav. Bosnia, Iraq, etc.

100%. He gets more horse pills than he can take.

 

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1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Brother’s got the sads, ptsd, significant shoulder arthritis, ED (or at least the army believes he does), sleep apnea, etc.

Finally got to that 100%.
Worked hard at it too. Lesser individuals would have folded but he pressed on.

Smart in my book. Lives in Missouri, Property taxes frozen, kids go to college for free, and he gets a handicap parking space. 

Did he work the system? Yes. Did he almost off himself? Yes. Did he use that experience to get legislation passed in his home state to help other veterans not get to his point. Yes. 
 

So all in all I have to think he’s a wash as far as karma goes.

I have no issues with vets getting paid. If we want to save money on disability payments we should stop sending our people overseas on military misadventures.

I've known several people that gamed the system and more that endured some serious shit. Pay them all.

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1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Huh? I won't make light of PTSD. But I know a shit ton of vets, most combat arms, who are doing fine. My experiences are not under the guise of DOD, but I will put my record in shitty places with bombs and guns up against almost anyone. Some days suck. Woudl rather have my situation than the average HS teacher's.

Depression? Again, have lost plenty of friends to the big S. If there is an issue it is the military is not, and does not want to deal with it.

Got a buddy here in town. we watch football. Got out as a Sgt. Major. Armored Cav. Bosnia, Iraq, etc.

100%. He gets more horse pills than he can take.

 


Trying to make light of a dark subject.

Getting compensated for PTSD >>>> than dealing with it for free

That was my shitty joke.

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10 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 

Q: why did Augusta National fail to offer President Trump a membership?

Let’s follow the logic here…

Augusta doesn’t want black or brown people.

Trump is a piece of shit.

Shit is brown.

Ergo, Augusta doesn’t want Trump. 

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Let’s follow the logic here…

Augusta doesn’t want black or brown people.

Trump is a piece of shit.

Shit is brown.

Ergo, Augusta doesn’t want Trump. 

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14 hours ago, South Austin said:

For what it's worth, my dad has 50% disability, and none of it has to due with any combat injury.  It's likely Agent Orange in Vietnam and/or exposure to contaminated water in Camp Lejeune in the 1980s (he's actually getting a settlement for the latter in the near future, unless Donald fucks with that as well).  He's had various health issues since his 50s, including cancer in 2020.

One of my guys at work is supposed to get the Lejune settlement. He's all about some Trump, I'm 100% going to needle him if he doesn't get it after all.

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1 hour ago, G650 said:

One of my guys at work is supposed to get the Lejune settlement. He's all about some Trump, I'm 100% going to needle him if he doesn't get it after all.

Sadly, my dad is a Trumper.  My mom hates him, and abandoned the Republican party during the G.W. Bush era and is a full-fledged Dem.  I made a passing comment to her yesterday about the possibility of Trump/Musk pausing or canceling the Lejeune settlement payments, but I don't think she relayed that to my dad.  I love my dad because, well . . . he's my dad.  But I've learned to just not talk politics with him anymore.  

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19 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Sadly, my dad is a Trumper.  My mom hates him, and abandoned the Republican party during the G.W. Bush era and is a full-fledged Dem.  I made a passing comment to her yesterday about the possibility of Trump/Musk pausing or canceling the Lejeune settlement payments, but I don't think she relayed that to my dad.  I love my dad because, well . . . he's my dad.  But I've learned to just not talk politics with him anymore.  

What does Col. Dad think about Trump calling him a dope, baby, and loser?

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

She's also a raging whore. 

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

What does Col. Dad think about Trump calling him a dope, baby, and loser?

He probably thinks Trump was only talking about a limited number of veterans that don't include him.  He's also going on 81 and losing his mental faculties.

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Luckily both of my parents are liberal. But I think we're getting to the point where I'd cut ties with a close family member if they were still maga in 2025. The door would be open if they came to their senses, but I wouldn't contact them. I have already cut ties with friends and extended family that post maga shit on FB. That reminds me, I should delete my account.

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

largest employer in alabama, the federal govt 

According to this NPR article (I heard it on the radio earlier this week), the University of Alabama at Birmingham is the state's largest employer. Link

Maybe they were referring to the University of Alabama system, but UAB alone apparently does a shitton of biomedical research, and last year alone it received $330 million in funding from NIH.  And guess what?  UAB could lose millions from Trump/Musk's NIH funding cuts, which would result in loss of several jobs at UAB, not to mention the ripple effects on the local economy.

FAAFO, you dipshits.

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Just now, South Austin said:

According to this NPR article (I heard it on the radio earlier this week), the University of Alabama at Birmingham is the state's largest employer. Link

Maybe they were referring to the University of Alabama system, but UAB alone apparently does a shitton of biomedical research, and last year alone it received $330 million in funding from NIH.  And guess what?  UAB could lose millions from Trump/Musk's NIH funding cuts, which would result in loss of several jobs at UAB, not to mention the ripple effects on the local economy.

FAAFO, you dipshits.

Never would've happened under Bill Clark's watch.



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