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Hopefully the Piss on Grave thread gets a bump soon.

I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.
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18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Motherfucker I remember having beers with you around the last election and you casually informing me that no one's life would meaningfully change under either president and that I was overreacting. 

Sounds like you and I need to go out and have a few beers.  

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5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.

I will be extremely hungover.

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On 3/8/2025 at 10:57 AM, Nuge said:

A high percentage of them are blaming Doge/Musk and not Trump.  They're a package deal shit for brains.

 

On 3/8/2025 at 11:07 AM, Thatguy said:

This mother fucker said " Elon Musk has basically taken over our government, and is, calling the shots, unfortunately". No motherfucker this is what Trump asked him to do. These fucking clowns keep referencing Elon Musk as if he is separate from Trump. He is not!

 

 

Once again democrats fail at politics. 

 

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23 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Yeah, the first order of business is to get someone who is going to take all the negative hits for you.

Biden's was this asshole:

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Dude, Joe was Sleepy Joe because it was easy to sleep through the night on his watch. He is no longer president. Focus.

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6 hours ago, Blotto said:

Its like icono thinking the GQP gives a fuck about brown people from "not America". He'll be crooning Teg Nugent songs on the boat shipping his ass out of the country, lulz. 

I like Ted Nugent’s music

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27 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Yeah, the first order of business is to get someone who is going to take all the negative hits for you.

Biden's was this asshole:

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This guy signed up to be that asshole before the election. 

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19 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What about Wango Tango?

You gotta be into the deep cuts like Stranglehold and Cat Scratch Fever to call yourself a true Nuggent fan.

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24 minutes ago, GenXer said:

It’s a buy one leopard get one free deal.  Both landlord and lessee’s face eaten.

 

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insert obligatory "they should pray on it" or "thoughts and prayers" or "where is your god now?" or whatever feels right to you

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Black dude: "Look, I know the clan says I am mud people, and should be removed from the country and sent back to Africa, but that's just rhetoric.  I really support them because of their community-oriented focus and approach.  I'll never join up with the lefties at the NAACP and such.  But this actual program of nabbing black people and putting them on ships back to Africa is distracting from our core message, and it just might push me out of the Klan!"

Dude.  DUDE.  The "hatred and marginalization of the other" is not a bug, it's not an appurtenance....it's a feature, it's the fucking core function of the product.  You fucking idiots.

Where do people of color figure they fit in the make America great movement? While their fighting for segregation is weird, have they figured out which side of town will welcome them? 

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19 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Yeah, what assholes for offering refugee resettlement services. The nerve!

CCCAS gets points for having some dude with the greatest fake name in history of ever.

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Dick O’Polka is in charge of their money.

 

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9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

You remind me that he was iconic in the Preppie/Yuppie '80s. The lie of him making huge money with only a little bit of help from his Dad became mythology. Back then the now aging Boomers thought they were all hotshot investors as they invested in the stock market which was almost can't miss until the bust.

I hadn't really connected that 80s image of Trump being engraved in those minds. I went into Trump Tower just months after it opened. I happened to be visiting NYC. So fucking tacky; it was the cathedral for the austentatious. Of course he becomes King of the United States of Arrogance.

MOTHERFUCKER, HOW DARE YOU?  THAT IS AN OUTRAGEOUS ALLEGATION.  I DEMAND SATISFACTION.  MEET ME IN THE TEXAGS.COM PARKING LOT AND PREPARE FOR A THRASHING!!!

 

wait, what?  (checks notes)

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Nevermind. 

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

was never a big Jesse Ventura fan, but always appreciated him for this quote, and having the balls to say it as a politician.

Don't forget "I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED"

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9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

MOTHERFUCKER, HOW DARE YOU?  THAT IS AN OUTRAGEOUS ALLEGATION.  I DEMAND SATISFACTION.  MEET ME IN THE TEXAGS.COM PARKING LOT AND PREPARE FOR A THRASHING!!!

 

wait, what?  (checks notes)

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Nevermind. 

Don't forget "I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED"

I like the detail of someone dressing the shot with those toy cars:

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What a fucking dick.

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

CCCAS gets points for having some dude with the greatest fake name in history of ever.

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Dick O’Polka is in charge of their money.

 

I believe that Dick O'Polka was the frontman for the Kenosha Kickers before Gus Polinski showed up.

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I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.

Quote the opposite. Gotta stay hydrated. Ill be like the wetworks guy from Horrible Bosses.
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54 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I believe that Dick O'Polka was the frontman for the Kenosha Kickers before Gus Polinski showed up.


For my money, there’s only one name for polka. That’s Jan Lewan. All the polka, polka paraphernalia, travel services, and ponzi scheme financial fraud your heart desires.

I celebrate his entire catalog.

 

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2 hours ago, GenXer said:

CCCAS gets points for having some dude with the greatest fake name in history of ever.

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Dick O’Polka is in charge of their money.

 

Zimmerman is a bit out of place for a catholic organization.

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3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

You gotta be into the deep cuts like Stranglehold and Cat Scratch Fever to call yourself a true Nuggent fan.

Motörhead covered Cat Scratch Fever better than that shits-in-pants draft dodging patroit ever could.  
 

ted nugent talk not going away

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6 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Motörhead covered Cat Scratch Fever better than that shits-in-pants draft dodging patroit ever could.  
 

ted nugent talk not going away

Motörhead makes everything sound better.

49 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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She has a future on TikTok.

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12 hours ago, GenXer said:


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“Cutting off electricity exports to the US completely”

Do it.

Michigan, Minnesota, and NY. 3, ostensibly, blue states. This will probably backfire and somehow drive more idiots into the arms of the right. And I'm sure would be used as justification to invade canada if they cut it off altogether. 

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14 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Fuck you, Bezos. Let's actively work to continue normalizing Trump by reminding everyone what a big, strong, smart businessman he is in heavily edited, largely scripted television for idiots.

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4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Fuck you, Bezos. Let's actively work to continue normalizing Trump by reminding everyone what a big, strong, smart businessman he is in heavily edited, largely scripted television for idiots.

While I agree with you, shows like this don’t age very well. This reopens an avenue for dotard ridicule 

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conservative subreddit responds to dotardian fit

There’s too many to post. They’ve gone off the rails.

Eat shit, motherfuckers. This is your fucking guy. Own it. 


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11 minutes ago, GenXer said:

 

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conservative subreddit responds to dotardian fit

There’s too many to post. They’ve gone off the rails.

Eat shit, motherfuckers. This is your fucking guy. Own it. 


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Yet......every single one of those people starts everything they say with "I still support him," and they will 100% certain guaranteed stone-cold lock vote for him in 2028 when he runs for a third term, the law be damned.

MAGAs are a cancer.  They are in every organ, every bone.  We do not survive this.  We are committing national suicide.

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10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yet......every single one of those people starts everything they say with "I still support him," and they will 100% certain guaranteed stone-cold lock vote for him in 2028 when he runs for a third term, the law be damned.

MAGAs are a cancer.  They are in every organ, every bone.  We do not survive this.  We are committing national suicide.

I feel like there’s a meme opportunity from the silence of the lambs scene where buffalo bill (trump) is looking down the hole at a maga. Looking up, maga says “i still support you but could you just stop (insert latest pain that trump has inflicted).

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20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yet......every single one of those people starts everything they say with "I still support him," 

Check.


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Because, “it needs to be said.”

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