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There are ironclad rules of certainty in this universe.  One of them -- maybe the prime rule -- is this: "No matter how hard you suck up to Trump, the only question is WHEN he will utterly buttfuck you."

I fucking love it.  Venal, lizard-brained fucks, even supposedly super smart and rich ones, will never learn.  Once you fall in with the mob boss, he owns you and you are his eternal bitch.

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Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

“I like what he’s doing but not how he’s doing it” is some weapons grade cope. 

Yeah, it's pretty spectacular.  What he's doing is RAPE.  And their argument is "if he'd just use a little lube, and put on some Barry White......and rape other people, but not me....I'd totally be in support."  The bolded part is the only thing that matters.  They like him hurting people.  They just don't like him hurting THEM.  That's it.  That's the entire thought process.

Suffer.  Feel the pain.  Then feel more of it, until you think that the only relief you can get is the sweet release of death.  And then botch your suicide attempt, so you feel only more pain.  Maybe THEN, they'll grasp that a philosophy grounded in "hurting people is good" is maybe, just maybe, a shitty philosophy.  

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When Trump guts Social Security and Medicare, I’m betting that a lot of MAGA seniors will be surprised to hear from their kids that, “No, you won’t be moving in with us.  You can try praying to Trump…”

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50 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

When Trump guts Social Security and Medicare, I’m betting that a lot of MAGA seniors will be surprised to hear from their kids that, “No, you won’t be moving in with us.  You can try praying to Trump…”

 

will messing with social security checks be the bridge too far ?

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

will messing with social security checks be the bridge too far ?

"I support what you're doing, just not how you're doing it."  Remember, that means "I support you cutting off social security to black and brown people, because we know they're all DEI freeloaders, but you shouldn't cut it off to good god-fearing white folks like me."  That's it.  They 100% support the action.  They just don't want it to happen to them.  That's the entire thought process.

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Sorry Caleb.  Not really, though.  You chose....poorly

 

Caleb Ragland, a soybean farmer in Magnolia, Ky., voted for President Donald Trump in 2016, 2020 and 2024. Now, however, he has to navigate a tariff minefield at a time when the sector is already facing major headwinds.

Ragland works with his wife and three sons and has deep roots in the community. His family has been farming on the land for more than two centuries. But in recent years, he has seen a double-digit percentage decline in crop prices while production costs rise, with soybean futures having gone down more than 40% over the past three years along with corn futures.

As pressures mount in the industry as a result of tariffs imposed by the second Trump administration — as well as retaliatory levies from other countries — he’s worried about the longevity of his business.

“My sons potentially could be the 10th generation if they’re able to farm,” Ragland, who is also the president of the American Soybean Association, told CNBC. “And when you have policies that are completely out of our control – that they manipulate our prices 20%, 30%, and on the flip side, our costs go up – we won’t be able to stay in business.”

“We’re already at the point that we’re unprofitable,” Ragland said. “Why on earth are we trying to add insult to injury for the ag sector by basically adding a tax?”

Ragland pointed out that he “appreciates the president’s ability to negotiate” and wants Trump to be successful for the sake of the country. However, he emphasized that those in the industry, especially soybean producers, don’t have any “elasticity in our ability to weather a trade war that takes away from our bottom line.”

“Folks are upset,” Ragland said about sentiment from other farmers, stressing that they all need relief through deals that reduce barriers to trade and a new five-year comprehensive farm bill – legislation that provides producers with key commodity support programs, among others. “You’re talking about people’s livelihoods,” he remarked.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/11/how-trumps-trade-policy-is-putting-pressure-on-us-farmers.html

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

will messing with social security checks be the bridge too far ?

I think that's the 3rd rail that not even Elmo/Trump would touch...but for schadenfreude and also the pure chaos and terror it would cause Republicans nationwide I kind of hope they do

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2 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

I think that's the 3rd rail that not even Elmo/Trump would touch...but for schadenfreude and also the pure chaos and terror it would cause Republicans nationwide I kind of hope they do

While I totally agree with you, I have to point out that we’ve already jumped 10,567 rails so far, so what’s one more?   I guess it all depends on whether you’re remotely worried about future election results or not.

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7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Sorry Caleb.  Not really, though.  You chose....poorly

“Folks are upset,” Ragland said about sentiment from other farmers, stressing that they all need relief through deals that reduce barriers to trade and a new five-year comprehensive farm bill – legislation that provides producers with key commodity support programs, among others. “You’re talking about people’s livelihoods,” he remarked.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/11/how-trumps-trade-policy-is-putting-pressure-on-us-farmers.html

Sounds like Caleb wants some socialism... dirty red bastard, no wonder Trump is hurting him!

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Aaaaaaand what exactly could be done if it happened?

What you do is double everybody's Social Security check. This will keep them from noticing that you've Argentina'd the dollar down to a 1/4 of its 2024 value.

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7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Sorry Caleb.  Not really, though.  You chose....poorly

 

Caleb Ragland, a soybean farmer in Magnolia, Ky., voted for President Donald Trump in 2016, 2020 and 2024. Now, however, he has to navigate a tariff minefield at a time when the sector is already facing major headwinds.

Ragland works with his wife and three sons and has deep roots in the community. His family has been farming on the land for more than two centuries. But in recent years, he has seen a double-digit percentage decline in crop prices while production costs rise, with soybean futures having gone down more than 40% over the past three years along with corn futures.

As pressures mount in the industry as a result of tariffs imposed by the second Trump administration — as well as retaliatory levies from other countries — he’s worried about the longevity of his business.

“My sons potentially could be the 10th generation if they’re able to farm,” Ragland, who is also the president of the American Soybean Association, told CNBC. “And when you have policies that are completely out of our control – that they manipulate our prices 20%, 30%, and on the flip side, our costs go up – we won’t be able to stay in business.”

“We’re already at the point that we’re unprofitable,” Ragland said. “Why on earth are we trying to add insult to injury for the ag sector by basically adding a tax?”

Ragland pointed out that he “appreciates the president’s ability to negotiate” and wants Trump to be successful for the sake of the country. However, he emphasized that those in the industry, especially soybean producers, don’t have any “elasticity in our ability to weather a trade war that takes away from our bottom line.”

“Folks are upset,” Ragland said about sentiment from other farmers, stressing that they all need relief through deals that reduce barriers to trade and a new five-year comprehensive farm bill – legislation that provides producers with key commodity support programs, among others. “You’re talking about people’s livelihoods,” he remarked.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/11/how-trumps-trade-policy-is-putting-pressure-on-us-farmers.html

Blah blah blah.  The SUPER FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE, GET RID OF GOVERNMENT SPENDING AND WASTE administration will just do what they did last time: add to the deficit by sending more subsidy dollars to those farmers, adding to our debt in order to make up for the damage their dumbass policies have caused.

And the MAGAs will lap it up, because MAGA LOVES government spending, they masturbate furiously to it.  They just want it to be spent on "real Americans" (read: rural white people), and not those freeloaders and leeches (read: anyone not white).

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7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Sorry Caleb.  Not really, though.  You chose....poorly

 

Caleb Ragland, a soybean farmer in Magnolia, Ky., voted for President Donald Trump in 2016, 2020 and 2024. Now, however, he has to navigate a tariff minefield at a time when the sector is already 

“Folks are upset,” Ragland said about sentiment from other farmers, stressing that they all need relief through deals that reduce barriers to trade and a new five-year comprehensive farm bill – legislation that provides producers with key commodity support programs, among others. “You’re talking about people’s livelihoods,” he remarked.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/11/how-trumps-trade-policy-is-putting-pressure-on-us-farmers.html

Caleb just needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps and get his family off the government tit known as commodity support payments.

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5 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

I think that's the 3rd rail that not even Elmo/Trump would touch...but for schadenfreude and also the pure chaos and terror it would cause Republicans nationwide I kind of hope they do

 

the funny thing about the musk trump relationship, neither gives a fuck about the other. trump will stab musk the second it works for him. he'll be hailed as a 'hero'. musk does not give a shit about the American public, I guess he's getting a high from all this new found power. he's going to cut off one too many checks to a disabled vet and push that person too far. 

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11 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Sorry Caleb.  Not really, though.  You chose....poorly

 

Caleb Ragland, a soybean farmer in Magnolia, Ky., voted for President Donald Trump in 2016, 2020 and 2024. Now, however, he has to navigate a tariff minefield at a time when the sector is already facing major headwinds.

Ragland works with his wife and three sons and has deep roots in the community. His family has been farming on the land for more than two centuries. But in recent years, he has seen a double-digit percentage decline in crop prices while production costs rise, with soybean futures having gone down more than 40% over the past three years along with corn futures.

As pressures mount in the industry as a result of tariffs imposed by the second Trump administration — as well as retaliatory levies from other countries — he’s worried about the longevity of his business.

“My sons potentially could be the 10th generation if they’re able to farm,” Ragland, who is also the president of the American Soybean Association, told CNBC. “And when you have policies that are completely out of our control – that they manipulate our prices 20%, 30%, and on the flip side, our costs go up – we won’t be able to stay in business.”

“We’re already at the point that we’re unprofitable,” Ragland said. “Why on earth are we trying to add insult to injury for the ag sector by basically adding a tax?”

Ragland pointed out that he “appreciates the president’s ability to negotiate” and wants Trump to be successful for the sake of the country. However, he emphasized that those in the industry, especially soybean producers, don’t have any “elasticity in our ability to weather a trade war that takes away from our bottom line.”

“Folks are upset,” Ragland said about sentiment from other farmers, stressing that they all need relief through deals that reduce barriers to trade and a new five-year comprehensive farm bill – legislation that provides producers with key commodity support programs, among others. “You’re talking about people’s livelihoods,” he remarked.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/11/how-trumps-trade-policy-is-putting-pressure-on-us-farmers.html

 

has a president ever bankrupt'd the farming industry twice ?

 

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9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Blah blah blah.  The SUPER FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE, GET RID OF GOVERNMENT SPENDING AND WASTE administration will just do what they did last time: add to the deficit by sending more subsidy dollars to those farmers, adding to our debt in order to make up for the damage their dumbass policies have caused.

And the MAGAs will lap it up, because MAGA LOVES government spending, they masturbate furiously to it.  They just want it to be spent on "real Americans" (read: rural white people), and not those freeloaders and leeches (read: anyone not white).

It really is startling how MAGA sees themselves as characters from movies like Rambo and we see them as the gimp from Pulp Fiction if he only had a mobility scooter.

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1 minute ago, Nivek said:

It really is startling how MAGA sees themselves as characters from movies like Rambo and we see them as the gimp from Pulp Fiction if he only had a mobility scooter.

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They're gonna buy all these farms cheap as fuck but they'll keep dipshits like Caleb in place as stewards of the land with some fancy title that makes him feel like he's still in charge. 

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14 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

They're gonna buy all these farms cheap as fuck but they'll keep dipshits like Caleb in place as stewards of the land with some fancy title that makes him feel like he's still in charge. 

And they'll blame immigrants and Caleb will believe that.

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They're gonna buy all these farms cheap as fuck but they'll keep dipshits like Caleb in place as stewards of the land with some fancy title that makes him feel like he's still in charge. 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

When Trump guts Social Security and Medicare, I’m betting that a lot of MAGA seniors will be surprised to hear from their kids that, “No, you won’t be moving in with us.  You can try praying to Trump…”

 

45 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

I think that's the 3rd rail that not even Elmo/Trump would touch...but for schadenfreude and also the pure chaos and terror it would cause Republicans nationwide I kind of hope they do

Maybe they won't touch Social Security and Medicare.  But I'm cashing out my 401k and putting it all in cat food.

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

While I totally agree with you, I have to point out that we’ve already jumped 10,567 rails so far, so what’s one more?   I guess it all depends on whether you’re remotely worried about future election results or not.

We’re disappearing green card holders for their speech - of course the precedent was set when we looked the other way when Virginia resident and WaPo journalist was murdered by MBS so what do we care of middle Eastern people anyway. 
 

We are permitting a foreign billionaire to dismantle US agencies that have active regulatory enforcement investigations into his companies simply bc he was the President’s biggest donor 

We have politicized our entire federal law enforcement arm from prosecutors to the FBI itself - no more impartial rule of law, emphasized of course by pardoning terrorists who assaulted cops in a literal effort to stop the certification of votes electing a President

I used to believe there were immutable issues that everyone shared that were the backbone of the American idea. We’ve instead become a Russian vassal state 

All that to say that I don’t believe in third rails. There’s not a single issue this government can take on that will result in a wholesale rejection of Trump or MAGA. GOP politicians and voters alike would rather eat glass than admit we should have people inspecting our food to make sure it doesn’t have glass in it



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