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Posted
5 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Might get better but not appreciably. He’s not approaching with a surgeon’s knife. As my caddy in Mexico told me once, “[he’s] putting with a sledge hammer.”

Dem Mexican caddies know stuff.  

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

He's not even approaching for the purpose of actually cutting ANYTHING that's actually wasteful.  He is engaged in performative bullshittery to cause maximum chaos, because when there's maximum chaos:

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Nothing he does is complex.  Nothing.  They are straight-up-the-middle running plays, exactly as laid out in the fascist playbook.

- Do performative shit to get praise from the idiot masses.

- Cause massive chaos and destruction in doing so.

- In the midst of the chaos and dust, grift, rob, and steal.

 

Oh

Posted
12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Dem Mexican caddies know stuff.  

I would have told that caddie to go back to ... Mexico. Okay, I probably wouldn't tell him that, but I'd tell him something. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

BREAKING:

Canada set to CANCEL order for U.S F-35 fighter jets 

“We are being compelled to look at options.” 

- Bill Blair, Canadian Defence Minister
 

Yea I mean buying military equipment from someone threatening to invade you seems like a bad idea

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Posted
2 hours ago, Chooky said:

I didn't know the donkey show industry was still thriving. Is that all local or are some countries outsourcing their donkey show labor? 

It’s hard holding on to homegrown talent when USA comes calling. Kinky Kelly has been in the States for dang near 20 years, you just don’t rebuild and reload from him and the Sexy Stud.

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Posted
1 hour ago, immamac said:

Well they own most of them, so yeah most of the free porn on the internet. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylo


From the link.  JP Morgan? Cornell University? AHAHAHAHA!

Manwin went on an acquisition spree of other popular pornographic entities.In June 2010, Manwin opened non-adult video sharing website Videobash.com (now defunct).  In September 2010, Manwin acquired EuroRevenue, which owned various niche pornography sites. In November 2010, Manwin introduced celebrity news website Celebs.com (now defunct). In December 2010, Manwin entered into a partnership with Wicked Pictures to manage Wicked Pictures' paysites. The 2010 Manwin purchases accounted for US$130 million in debt. In 2011, the company raised US$362 million in financing from 125 secret investors, including Fortress Investment Group, JPMorgan Chase, and Cornell University.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

In order to conduct a full analysis I'll need the names of these so called "niche porn sites".

I didn’t even know there was such a thing as midget donkeys…

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Posted
5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Oh no not the only free porn site on the internet!

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this. The internet is like 90% pron. If you can’t find a way besides that site, you are an internet ignoramus. 

Posted
21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

she was probably adopted 

Or the mom drank and smoked meth during the pregnancy with him.

Or maybe she banged a genetically stupid mailman?

Posted
3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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I feel like this belongs here.

They get angry over there on the football/recruiting board when mentioned but Aggie == fascist mindset, fascism is a brain condition that allows hatred to dominate all your waking thoughts, you start seeing conspiracy theories everywhere, want a dictator to punish your enemies. I predicted that they would eventually say Earley was a sip double agent, I was 100% confident it would happen because it is their brain that is broken.

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3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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I feel like this belongs here.

Even if I hadn’t spent more than a decade on Shaggy and Surly, this Aggy tirade would be seen as the perfect encapsulation of their brains.

”… the SEC has basically done nothing for us”.   lol.    Apparently the SEC was supposed to somehow make Aggy play better in football and basketball when they played Texas, enter some kind of SEC executive order banning the freedom of contract andprohibiting coaches from going to other schools, make the refs treat Aggy nicer - and use their SEC mind control skills to convince the rest of the world that Texas is not their favorite Texas team.

Damn that SEC!! 

The whole thing is so out of touch with reality that it is laughable.    A lot of SEC fans think that A&M is a really weird group of people, and Texas now being here making them miserable is a greatly appreciated source of amusement. 

Please keep up the good work.

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31 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Damn that SEC!! 

The whole thing is so out of touch with reality that it is laughable.    A lot of SEC fans think that A&M is a really weird group of people, and Texas now being here making them miserable is a greatly appreciated source of amusement. 

Whoever got royalties for the SEC sticker must have been starving to death before Aggy showed up. Now they and their kids are driving around in lifted Bentleys with gold-plated toilets inside. 

Aggy luv SEC sticker.

 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Even if I hadn’t spent more than a decade on Shaggy and Surly, this Aggy tirade would be seen as the perfect encapsulation of their brains.

”… the SEC has basically done nothing for us”.   lol.    Apparently the SEC was supposed to somehow make Aggy play better in football and basketball when they played Texas, enter some kind of SEC executive order banning the freedom of contract andprohibiting coaches from going to other schools, make the refs treat Aggy nicer - and use their SEC mind control skills to convince the rest of the world that Texas is not their favorite Texas team.

Damn that SEC!! 

The whole thing is so out of touch with reality that it is laughable.    A lot of SEC fans think that A&M is a really weird group of people, and Texas now being here making them miserable is a greatly appreciated source of amusement. 

Please keep up the good work.

What they need to understand is that the only thing A&M brought to the SEC was inroads into recruiting Texas for the other schools. This was a ploy by the SEC to ultimately force Texas' and OU's hands, as talent fled the state. It succeeded.

Texas and OU were always the goal for the SEC, adding our prestige to their own.

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19 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I don’t think we became the perceived favorite Texas team just this year

Aggy certainly gained ground the last decade. Especially since they've been the preferred school for Texas conservatives. The cream always rises to the top though.

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What they need to understand is that the only thing A&M brought to the SEC was inroads into recruiting Texas for the other schools. This was a ploy by the SEC to ultimately force Texas' and OU's hands, as talent fled the state. It succeeded.
Texas and OU were always the goal for the SEC, adding our prestige to their own.

Hey, we’re all brothers in arms here when talking politics, but it always amuses me how much y’all think people think of you.


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