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Posted
13 hours ago, Foosters said:

REI apology about Burgum endorsement letter

 

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As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, GenXer said:

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As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist

 

 

 

Oh, you made a mistake? 

Then do the right thing and resign. Yesterday. 

 

 

 

Also, the last three or so pages were the good stuff. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Oh, you made a mistake? 

Then do the right thing and resign. Yesterday. 

 

 

 

Also, the last three or so pages were the good stuff. 

She’s the new CEO. She started Mar 31. The previous CEO, Eric Artz, is “retiring” presumably to “explore other opportunities” or “spend more time with his family”.

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Posted
2 hours ago, GenXer said:

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As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist

 

 

 

Man I don't want one of my all time favorite songs associated with that

Posted
6 minutes ago, GenXer said:

She’s the new CEO. She started Mar 31. The previous CEO, Eric Artz, is “retiring” presumably to “explore other opportunities” or “spend more time with his family”.

 

OK, good to know. If she wasn't the CEO who endorsed the guy, then I retract my statement. 

 

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Posted
15 hours ago, Foosters said:

hunts, snowmobiles, sails, skis, rides horses, side by sides and more

All outdoor activities supported by REI with no environmental impact.  And, of course, no doubt on private land.

Posted
15 hours ago, Bojack said:

Except lions or hyenas will likely come steal it since the leopard can't carry that face up a tree. 

Way more than Jackie Jr. 

My fawtha.

 

Little Lord Fuckpants was so dumb that he almost drowned in 3 inches of water.  The Penguin Exhibit. 

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

375000 per electric bus?

 

Shawnee put on a presumably well-attended car show in a local bank’s parking lot last oct to showcase their new electric buses.

The cybertrucks at the show caused much excitement. I assume they caught on fire or self-immolated or the consumer grade glue melted and pieces fell off one of the incelcaminos in attendance.

 

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If the buses were made by tesla, the epa would probably find funding.

 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

375000 per electric bus?

Probably not solely for buses, since those funds could also be used to put in the infrastructure necessary to charge the buses as well.  A neighboring district did something similar (already received the funding) and it paid for 13 buses, plus infrastructure to charge all 13.

 

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Mittens said:

My empathy instincts kicked in on this video. He's clearly super concerned, and polite about the requests for any info that can help. 

But then I read the caption that says "I hope this is better for the country". Goddamnit. GROW A FUCKING SPINE. You losing your legitimate small business due to a single madman in charge is not good for the country. Purposely hurting Americans is bad. Pretty simple philosophy. Take a fucking stand and vocalize that this POS needs to be removed from office. 

 

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Posted
5 hours ago, GenXer said:

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As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist

 

 

The CEO really has no other option but to resign.

Posted
27 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My empathy instincts kicked in on this video. He's clearly super concerned, and polite about the requests for any info that can help. 

But then I read the caption that says "I hope this is better for the country". Goddamnit. GROW A FUCKING SPINE. You losing your legitimate small business due to a single madman in charge is not good for the country. Purposely hurting Americans is bad. Pretty simple philosophy. Take a fucking stand and vocalize that this POS needs to be removed from office. 

 

Religion is the same way. Senseless killings=God's plan.

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Posted
i think I read that she came aboard as CEO after that letter fiasco

Correct. She’s apologizing for the dumb shit the dumbass before her did. Kinda like the next president will have to do. If we get one who isn’t maga.
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Posted
4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My empathy instincts kicked in on this video. He's clearly super concerned, and polite about the requests for any info that can help. 

But then I read the caption that says "I hope this is better for the country". Goddamnit. GROW A FUCKING SPINE. You losing your legitimate small business due to a single madman in charge is not good for the country. Purposely hurting Americans is bad. Pretty simple philosophy. Take a fucking stand and vocalize that this POS needs to be removed from office. 

 

Are you me?

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Posted
2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

First this dude is upset because someone said "I love this for you". Meanwhile you voted for the guy who told you clear as day that he was going to turn back time on the LGBTQ community. The guy that said Haitians were eating Dogs and Cats and he was going to get them out of here even though they were here legally. So basically you were okay with other people's suffering. But now that it's him here comes the righteous indignation.

Second, ole buddy said he knew Trump was going to hit the tariff button but he thought the infrastructure would be put in place first? How long did he think it takes to build factories? Imagine thinking we would put up all the manufacturing China does in a single election cycle much less the rest of the world. I cannot believe there are people this dumb out there but here we are.

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