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Exhibit whatever of how tough it is to convince people they were duped. 
 

it’s tough when it’s dozens or hundreds scammed via phishing or ponzi. 
 

we need to do it with tens of millions

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18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"I agree with what Elon and Trump are doing, it's the way they are doing it."

Yeah, cultist.  So, that sentence means that you DON'T agree with what they are doing.  That's how that works. 

See what I mean?

Clever.  

"No further cross examination, your honor."  (Winks at jury.)

 

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4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Nah, sister is named Cherry Hill. Her 18 year old daughter goes by Mount Pleasant. She works the fritter stand at Asbury Park.

You are thinking of the North NJ Domville's

 

Maybe her name is Elizabeth or Monroe.

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I don’t really know where to post this, but I just found out my MIL cashed out a bunch of blue chip stocks and dropped a couple hundred grand into Tesla over the last couple weeks. Fuck. At least, I’ve been told it’s only a couple hundred. God help us if it’s a lot more than that. 

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20 hours ago, Foosters said:

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - MAGApatriot begs Trump to not collect on his daughter’s student loan debt.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - MAGApatriot begs Trump to not collect on his daughter’s student loan debt.

I heard several exit poll interviews of people that voted for Trump hoping to get that stimmy check "like when he was in office last time."

Like it was unrelated to a global pandemic and just a generous dear leader.

We Are That fucking stupid

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I heard several exit poll interviews of people that voted for Trump hoping to get that stimmy check "like when he was in office last time."

Like it was unrelated to a global pandemic and just a generous dear leader.

We Are That fucking stupid

 

Remember, its democrats who give away free shit to buy votes.

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I heard several exit poll interviews of people that voted for Trump hoping to get that stimmy check "like when he was in office last time."

Like it was unrelated to a global pandemic and just a generous dear leader.

We Are That fucking stupid

Seriously?!? This is the first I’m hearing they actually expect stimulus checks… but it’s based solely on the fact we got Covid checks? Like, his platform is just to give us money for no reason? 
 

I mean, my firm did quite well processing PPP loans, so I wouldn’t complain about something like that as the economy craters due to tariffs. Maybe we’re on to something here. Fuck it. Bring on the pain, baby!

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8 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Remember, its democrats who give away free shit to buy votes.

 

 

Ironically, the low-information "free shit army" that people, including me, used to decry on these very boards now constitutes the base.

 

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25 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I don’t really know where to post this, but I just found out my MIL cashed out a bunch of blue chip stocks and dropped a couple hundred grand into Tesla over the last couple weeks. Fuck. At least, I’ve been told it’s only a couple hundred. God help us if it’s a lot more than that. 

TSLA is up something like 10%+ since its disappointing earnings report dropped. Maybe your MIL just understands the backassward reality we live in. I’m starting to think we’d all do well with the Costanza Opposite approach these days. 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

"I agree with what Elon and Trump are doing, it's the way they are doing it."

Yeah, cultist.  So, that sentence means that you DON'T agree with what they are doing.  That's how that works. 

Like if a dude violently rapes his wife, you don't get to say "I agree with what he's doing (having sex with his wife), I just don't like the way he's doing it (via violent rape)."  No, dude.  See, the ACT here is not "having sex."  The act is "violent rape."  The act being committed by Elon and Trump is not "systematically reducing actual fraud, waste, and abuse."  The act is "taking a flamethrower to a staggering number of good and important functions the government performs."

I hate how stupid these people are, and I wish there was some way to use the same propaganda outlets to convince them that the ultimate way to own tha libz, and thus their patriotic duty, is to drink a fucking quart of hemlock.

You are smart to relate this all to a subject they are familiar with. Rape

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23 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

TSLA is up something like 10%+ since its disappointing earnings report dropped. Maybe your MIL just understands the backassward reality we live in. I’m starting to think we’d all do well with the Costanza Opposite approach these days. 

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because Lobo would've

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Posted
29 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Seriously?!? This is the first I’m hearing they actually expect stimulus checks… but it’s based solely on the fact we got Covid checks? Like, his platform is just to give us money for no reason? 
 

I mean, my firm did quite well processing PPP loans, so I wouldn’t complain about something like that as the economy craters due to tariffs. Maybe we’re on to something here. Fuck it. Bring on the pain, baby!

I don't know if it was Trump or Elon, or just something that picked up momentum in online MAGA circles, but they definitely thought that once DOGE eliminated all that waste and fraud they would be getting refund checks for the govt. 

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10 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I don't know if it was Trump or Elon, or just something that picked up momentum in online MAGA circles, but they definitely thought that once DOGE eliminated all that waste and fraud they would be getting refund checks for the govt. 

Our Pustule In Chief literally said that he would do so:

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On Feb. 19, President Donald Trump said he would consider the plan to pay out $5,000 stimulus checks to taxpayers in the form of a 'DOGE dividend' during a summit in Miami. He explained it as using part of the 20% of the savings identified by Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) and giving it back to taxpayers.

Because he has the IQ of a hollowed-out rotted pumpkin.

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1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

I don’t really know where to post this, but I just found out my MIL cashed out a bunch of blue chip stocks and dropped a couple hundred grand into Tesla over the last couple weeks. Fuck. At least, I’ve been told it’s only a couple hundred. God help us if it’s a lot more than that. 

If You Say So Wow GIF by Identity

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On 4/24/2025 at 8:21 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

If things get really bad, they can live off each other's fat for months.

ai sez: total starvation is fatal in 8ish weeks regardless of initial starting body weight

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Posted
21 hours ago, Red Five said:

So "woke democrats" have been stealing maga's money for decades, and they should be arrested, huh. I'd love to hear more about this.

and maga are owed their stimulus checks

for maga

just for them

Posted
8 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

As a physician I can confidently say this is not as straightforward as it initially appears.  On the one hand there is absolutely no evidence that Ivermectin cures anything other than parasitic worms.  On the other hand, I would need to see your cousins tits to see if she might have a point.

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11 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

As a physician I can confidently say this is not as straightforward as it initially appears.  On the one hand there is absolutely no evidence that Ivermectin cures anything other than parasitic worms.  On the other hand, I would need to see your cousins tits to see if she might have a point.

She's a 58 year old type II diabetic that lives in a trailer in SE Texas....

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Posted
20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

china will pay the tariffs 

that alabama school board needs to convene a virtual presser by zoom and invite fox and newsmax with the invitation headline: "CANADA AND CHINA ARE REFUSING TO PAY THE TARIFFS ON OUR BUSES"

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14 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

As a physician I can confidently say this is not as straightforward as it initially appears.  On the one hand there is absolutely no evidence that Ivermectin cures anything other than parasitic worms.  On the other hand, I would need to see your cousins tits to see if she might have a point.

Username checks out

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

As a physician I can confidently say this is not as straightforward as it initially appears.  On the one hand there is absolutely no evidence that Ivermectin cures anything other than parasitic worms.  On the other hand, I would need to see your cousins tits to see if she might have a point.

You're just like all of those other uppity scientists who think they are better than us.  How many dogs on heartworm medicine got COVID during the pandemic? Open your eyes people, and see the facts that are right in front of your face.

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Somebody on twitter please call that guy's wife a parasite (well, I guess now ex-parasite). Thanks in advance. 

I can’t do it.  Like all MAGA pussies, he apparently deleted all his posts going back a month.   I’m sure he was instructed about the fuck around/find out part sufficiently that he quickly went full coward and deleted it all because the incoming truth bombs were too much for his delicate psyche to bear.

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20 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

You're just like all of those other uppity scientists who think they are better than us.  How many dogs on heartworm medicine got COVID during the pandemic? Open your eyes people, and see the facts that are right in front of your face.

Dogs like to eat, other dogs’ poop, so we may have a bit of confounding causation.  However, mark me down is not wanting to participate in that particular study.

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8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Single or double-wide?

Sir, I will have you know that she is married to a man that gets not one, but TWO disability checks every month. One from the military and a second from one of the local refineries where he fell off a ladder or some shit. You don't think a man with that kind of wealth would park his Harley 3 wheeler in from of a lowly single wide, do you? 

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Posted
2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

TSLA is up something like 10%+ since its disappointing earnings report dropped. Maybe your MIL just understands the backassward reality we live in. I’m starting to think we’d all do well with the Costanza Opposite approach these days. 

lol. Maybe. She bought it April 2, so basically the exact same value as today. I don’t believe it’s possible for them to sustain that value with the whole world basically protesting Musk. And if he leaves, the value crashes even further

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12 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Sir, I will have you know that she is married to a man that gets not one, but TWO disability checks every month. One from the military and a second from one of the local refineries where he fell off a ladder or some shit. You don't think a man with that kind of wealth would park his Harley 3 wheeler in from of a lowly single wide, do you? 

does she wake him up with coffee every morning? does she slide across the floor in her homemade house shoes?

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Dogs like to eat, other dogs’ poop, so we may have a bit of confounding causation.  However, mark me down is not wanting to participate in that particular study.

and it was claimed you could get COVID from a fart.

 

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59 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Sir, I will have you know that she is married to a man that gets not one, but TWO disability checks every month. One from the military and a second from one of the local refineries where he fell off a ladder or some shit. You don't think a man with that kind of wealth would park his Harley 3 wheeler in from of a lowly single wide, do you? 

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1 hour ago, strangulation! said:

does she wake him up with coffee every morning? does she slide across the floor in her homemade house shoes?

The king of Bridge City

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Posted
4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Exhibit whatever of how tough it is to convince people they were duped. 
 

it’s tough when it’s dozens or hundreds scammed via phishing or ponzi. 
 

we need to do it with tens of millions

Convincing them they were duped makes them feel like a dupe.  And they refuse to do that.  The trick is to convince them they were betrayed.  That leads to anger which can be pushed into whatever direction you want.  It is what the Right does all the time.  The left should use this tactic and retake all phases of government.  Then push their agenda through, prosecute the criminals, break the oligarchs, corporate media monopolies, and eventually then back off on hate.  But put it in the books that the republican party is the party of oligarchs, the party of felons, the party that bankrupted farms and broke families.   Put that shit on youtube ADs, and hire good writers/actors to create ads about how they harmed America.  Make it funny.  Make it constant.  Show them how the republicans lose wars, raise taxes, raise debt, and how they create bad faith negotiations with little school plays for elementary students to act out.  Kids, drugs are bad, but republicans are worse.  

 

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On 4/23/2025 at 6:17 PM, Thatguy said:

You see six Big-Boned people in that picture. They ain't pickin shit!


Needing that full one pound of Jimmy dean sausage every morning!

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