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1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

That's how he wants to cut the federal workforce, not Social Security.  To be fair though, they are both equally horrible ideas. 

That would do great things immediately for unemployment, and eventually for wage growth.  Tremendous things. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That would do great things immediately for unemployment, and eventually for wage growth.  Tremendous things. 

God. One thing I refuse to do this time is listen/watch the press briefings (if there are any) and listen to his inane ramblings in front of Marine One. 

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9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

God. One thing I refuse to do this time is listen/watch the press briefings (if there are any) and listen to his inane ramblings in front of Marine One. 

His first term, I was glued to MSNBC nightly.

I doubt I'll pay much attention to his second term beyond surly and my daily perusal of lefty websites.

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His first term, I was glued to MSNBC nightly.
I doubt I'll pay much attention to his second term beyond surly and my daily perusal of lefty websites.

Considering he thrives off of the attention, this might not be a bad idea.
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3 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Seriously. Are they fucking stupid?

Who couldn't see this coming? I mean, geez, just look what he did in his first term. Muslim ban within the first month of assuming office, and he's trusted to be friendly to Arabs this time around?

F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.T.U.P.I.D.

Yep, like my interpreter's rationale that Trump would stop the war in Gaza. Well shit, that can be accomplished a few ways.

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Seriously. Are they fucking stupid?

Who couldn't see this coming? I mean, geez, just look what he did in his first term. Muslim ban within the first month of assuming office, and he's trusted to be friendly to Arabs this time around?

F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.T.U.P.I.D.

Avatar is pretty much perfect for this post

And yes, they’re fucking idiots. Maybe they’re too young to remember trump’s muslim ban.

If only someone could invent a tool to easily look up stuff that politicians have previously said or done. But alas.

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27 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Seriously. Are they fucking stupid?

Who couldn't see this coming? I mean, geez, just look what he did in his first term. Muslim ban within the first month of assuming office, and he's trusted to be friendly to Arabs this time around?

F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.T.U.P.I.D.

 

 

yes they are 

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Posted
10 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:
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Rexhinaldo Nazarko, executive director of the American Muslim Engagement and Empowerment Network (AMEEN), said Muslim voters had hoped Trump would choose cabinet officials who work toward peace, and there was no sign of that.
"We are very disappointed," he said.

Jesus what a sucker. 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Jesus what a sucker. 

Just seems to be something about criminals, can't quite figger out wut it is...

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Wow, that is just sad. Restaurant owners think a manager should work themselves to death for $36k with no additionalcompensation?

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Posted
25 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It's amazing how many people were hoodwinked into harming themselves.

It's like Jonestown on a national scale.  Fox News got everybody drinking the Kool-Aid, and along came a charismatic cult leader to poison it, only instead of killing you, this Kool-Aid ruins your life and gets your grandma deported.

Drink up, you ignorant sons of bitches.

Think of how many people follow the world's major religions.

That's how hoodwinked human animals are.

 

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12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Think of how many people follow the world's major religions.

That's how hoodwinked human animals are.

 

Of course.  It's not a coincidence that pretty much every Republican is religious, or at least knows how to pretend to be.

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

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Eat your burger, brainworms.

Leopards eating their own face.

Lets break down this picture. There is more to it than just McDonalds.

  1. Why the fuck do they have silverware?
  2. Only Trump and RFK have drinks. so too cheap to upsize and get the meal deal?
  3. Trump has a different meal than RFK and Leon.
  4. Junior did not get a sandwich. He did not get a full meal.
  5. Trump reads traditional media, ya know, the one he says is evil.
  6. Trump has different condiments in front of him.

Any Surly shrinks want to read into this?

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

complete white trash

Apparently Muslim trash and Latino trash too. All sorts of trash. The trash does not discriminate based on race. Voters out front should have told you. God dammit. 

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30 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Lets break down this picture. There is more to it than just McDonalds.

  1. Why the fuck do they have silverware?
  2. Only Trump and RFK have drinks. so too cheap to upsize and get the meal deal?
  3. Trump has a different meal than RFK and Leon.
  4. Junior did not get a sandwich. He did not get a full meal.
  5. Trump reads traditional media, ya know, the one he says is evil.
  6. Trump has different condiments in front of him.

Any Surly shrinks want to read into this?

 

And Mike didn't even get a seat at the table...

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On 11/16/2024 at 6:27 AM, David Dennison said:

His first term, I was glued to MSNBC nightly.

I doubt I'll pay much attention to his second term beyond surly and my daily perusal of lefty websites.

David

i was the same.   Good advice this time around.

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43 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean seriously. Is there anything that sums up where we are better?  Bunch of rich assholes ona private plane eating McDonald’s like it’s some great meal. This country is trash. Just straight trash. This is what we voted for because this is who we are. 

"Make America healthy again!" 

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the problem is us my friends.

messaging doesn't matter, and pretty much nothing within the confines of the current media/government circus will ever matter. doomed before it gets cranking

having a good leader that is patient enough to do shit like go unscripted on rogan is about all I can think of. its the only chance. the POTUS nominee quite literally needs to be a comedian and a bullshit artist first and foremost, anything else is "oh mr smart fancy pants establishment person" and is doomed at inception 

until then its leopards in small places where no one sees them, and in the big places is the right controlling the narrative over a intellectually bankrupt population that prefers fairy tales and is addicted to outrage. 

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Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, staboner said:

the problem is us my friends.

messaging doesn't matter, and pretty much nothing within the confines of the current media/government circus will ever matter. doomed before it gets cranking

having a good leader that is patient enough to do shit like go unscripted on rogan is about all I can think of. its the only chance. the POTUS nominee quite literally needs to be a comedian and a bullshit artist first and foremost, anything else is "oh mr smart fancy pants establishment person" and is doomed at inception 

until then its leopards in small places where no one sees them, and in the big places is the right controlling the narrative over a intellectually bankrupt population that prefers fairy tales and is addicted to outrage. 

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Tough to argue with this. OTOH, we might consider gathering the data point about the outcome of a Democratic candidate who moves to the left for the general election.

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Pancho said:

How do you even begin to fix this 

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By obliging. 

Edit - this was a shitty, knee-jerk way to respond. I don't want anyone deported (save perhaps actual dangerous criminals), but if it happens, I wish it would somehow start with the people who affirmatively voted for it. 

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Tough to argue with this. OTOH, we might consider gathering the data point about the outcome of a Democratic candidate who moves to the left for the general election.

That would  require that the Democratic party stop rigging their primary. 

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Wait for Trump to die (hopefully from natural causes: painful ass cancer or diaper rash that goes septic).  Nobody on stage right who can take the cult leader baton at this insane level of fealty.  

As to this immigrant quoted in the article.  Have some self respect and start walking your ass back home you self-hating loser. [Godfather slap meme act like a man]. I wouldn’t hire that asshole to separate beaks from talons for $3/day.  

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Posted
8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

See this is the good stuff. This makes me legitimately laugh. 

Mike Johnson not at the table is flying under the radar but hysterical to me

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