The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

[Francisco 2.0 32690]

 

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26993]

51 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Also, what is a “retired artist?”

On second thought, I need to apologize to Kathy. I remember that for about 14 years, I was an art quitter too.

Made some bold freelance moves in my 20s. Got my financial teeth kicked in. Fled to safe jobs and grad school, until one day I woke up teaching at Aggy.

Fled to Mexico. Best move ever. Became an artist again. Took a while to go full-time, but after my first michelada the healing started.

Sorry, Kathy. You just need to go to Mexico. You'll be alright.

[InkaUtexas 27084]

42 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

On second thought, I need to apologize to Kathy. I remember that for about 14 years, I was an art quitter too.

Made some bold freelance moves in my 20s. Got my financial teeth kicked in. Fled to safe jobs and grad school, until one day I woke up teaching at Aggy.

Fled to Mexico. Best move ever. Became an artist again. Took a while to go full-time, but after my first michelada the healing started.

Sorry, Kathy. You just need to go to Mexico. You'll be alright.

So deport her? She can sell pears to this person.

Edited yesterday at 03:27 AM by InkaUtexas

[mchookem 16844]

 

6 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I for one am impressed with Vivek's rise from moneyless, friendless Dalit, to success. A success surely envied by Brahmins with infinitely more resources and connections to help their sons. Vivek, Man of True Success.

Now dance.

y'all ever read a post and know who wrote it before you even look? 🤣

[InkaUtexas 27084]

5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

 

y'all ever read a post and know who wrote it before you even look? 🤣

if it is 12 pages long and about aggy it was Randolph.

[Bozo_Casanova 27013]

Vivek Ramaswamy inspired me to watch Whiplash and the JK Simmons character reminds me the best wrestling coach I ever had. I learned a lot and what I learned eventually made me a pretty good coach and boss and a whole lot of other good things, but that man ruined the sport for me. 

Edited yesterday at 03:45 AM by Bozo_Casanova

[Biff Tannen 46287]

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

if it is 12 pages long and about aggy it was Randolph.

Or 12 pages long and about a drug bender after dotard dies, it was YGIFS. RIP. 

Edited yesterday at 03:45 AM by Biff Tannen

[The Dog 44928]

[Bozo_Casanova 27013]

Hullabaloo, Dinesh Dinesh

[mchookem 16844]

[tx 3 putt 78916]

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Hullabaloo, Dinesh Dinesh

 

fuck that douche 

[RDCanecutter 26993]

35 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So deport her? She can sell pears to this person.

Yo-u no-u se-ii perro tall vezz suh-ree-uh la sa-loo-shion.

[InkaUtexas 27084]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yo-u no-u se-ii perro tall vezz suh-ree-uh la sa-loo-shion.

You should open an art and spanish school south of the border for the ones that get deported by accident.

 

[RDCanecutter 26993]

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

You should open an art and spanish school south of the border for the ones that get deported by accident.

 

Only if the courses are drinking binges where Diego shoots out the juke box, then Tina Modetti slanky-dances with Frida.

[InkaUtexas 27084]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Only if the courses are drinking binges where Diego shoots out the juke box, then Tina Modetti slanky-dances with Frida.

Yeah, we can work that into your contract.

[tx 3 putt 78916]

 

 

[mdmost 44313]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Sweet Christ. Why do I feel we're going to see a post like this from Icono telling us that there are good and bad Persians and he's obviously one of the "good Persians". 

[Francisco 2.0 32690]

Cross-posting this from the Trump's America thread, because its a different kind of Leopards Eating Faces.  And I'm here for this.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mother mopar 3392]

17 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I guess I wasn't expecting LinkedIn to become the next hotspot for MAGATs to begin spewing their shit. Full disclosure my LI account has always been more of a formality that I had to ramp up my engagement in a few years ago after I was downsized. Since I've been in my new position I've been a little more active, but I mainly just use it to help colleagues as they continue to be shed from my former company every 9-12 months or so.

Suddenly, I'm seeing connections of mine stanning for Hegseth, Vivek & Elon in my feed. That leads to me instantly deleting them from my contacts. Although I may miss some of the fun when it's their turn to have their face eaten off, I'm sure as shit not running the risk of being associated with that shit on my feed.

It's been ramping up on LI and its not been the usual crap either. I use LI for work and trending, etc, but I just started unfollowing connections who use LI as the new FB. 

[Biff Tannen 46287]

14 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Cross-posting this from the Trump's America thread, because its a different kind of Leopards Eating Faces.  And I'm here for this.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It will be fun to watch the fascists turn on each other. 

[Slacks 7101]

On 12/26/2024 at 7:52 AM, Snake Diggity said:

Anecdotal face eating csb: my wife’s Trumper uncle, a non-white, first generation American who makes poor financial decisions, works for a government IT contractor.  He has been working from home for a decade+; they’re broke, so they don’t own a car right now (“saving” for a new one).  Yesterday at Christmas they showed up in my sister in law’s car, which they are borrowing because his company has mandated a return to the office in advance of the Trump/Musk administration.  Dumbass voted for someone whose first change was to make him personally take on a 90 minute daily commute.  SIL is also a Trumper so she’s getting her face eaten a lil bit too since she’s down a car now.  They asked to borrow one of our cars for awhile which I would have done if he hadn’t brought up politics multiple fucking times on Christmas Day (and had the gall to start a conversation about how shitty the brand of car I drive is).  Typing this made me mad as fuck.  God dammit that guy fucking sucks.

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆

[Slacks 7101]

21 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

My favorite quote from the posted WaPo story:

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[Slacks 7101]

54 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

It's been ramping up on LI and its not been the usual crap either. I use LI for work and trending, etc, but I just started unfollowing connections who use LI as the new FB. 

I did that shit long ago. LinkedIn is bidness only.

If you post about your kid, it better be about their job. Politics? Removed from the feed or whatever. Politics again? Deleted.

[Thrawn 541]

My current employer doesn't allow H1B employees. That means this is the first time I have never had any as part of my software development team. I do however sponsor contractors through different software firms that work on a number of my projects. I have no idea what their immigrations status is. Those contractors far outnumber my full time employees. This could make for a very interesting few years.

[InkaUtexas 27084]

1 hour ago, Thrawn said:

My current employer doesn't allow H1B employees. That means this is the first time I have never had any as part of my software development team. I do however sponsor contractors through different software firms that work on a number of my projects. I have no idea what their immigrations status is. Those contractors far outnumber my full time employees. This could make for a very interesting few years.

if you are doing anything remote with the Feds it will get real interesting. We are hearing some rumors about how utilization of contractors. The rush of them to set up a shell in the US is going to be interesting. Well they should have done that already but few realized it.

More leopard food.

[MissingInAction 25633]

I'd say roughly a third of the contractors on the various teams I support are H1B. It's easy to tell by their grammar and incredibly long names I can't pronounce. 

"Please do the needfull." Is a dead giveaway.

If we lose these people everything will go to shit.

[InkaUtexas 27084]

18 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'd say roughly a third of the contractors on the various teams I support are H1B. It's easy to tell by their grammar and incredibly long names I can't pronounce. 

"Please do the needfull." Is a dead giveaway.

If we lose these people everything will go to shit.

Meh, AI will fix it, and the accent will now be annoying aussie. Just end each sentence with Mate and you will be fine.

[The Dog 44928]

She’s been talking to herself all morning but I like this idea:

 

[Slacks 7101]

1 hour ago, Thrawn said:

My current employer doesn't allow H1B employees. That means this is the first time I have never had any as part of my software development team. I do however sponsor contractors through different software firms that work on a number of my projects. I have no idea what their immigrations status is. Those contractors far outnumber my full time employees. This could make for a very interesting few years.

Dont worry. Leon will put plenty of exceptions in when he finds out how many devs he has on H1B.

[GenXer 3546]

10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

She’s been talking to herself all morning but I like this idea:

 

Dems should be all in on this approach. Divide and conquer.

[Brisketexan 107105]

She’s been talking to herself all morning but I like this idea:
 

This is accurate - the Dems need to quit being pussies, and they need to choose violence, consistently and repeatedly.  Sow discord and destruction, attack, and then when you are done attacking, attack some more.  Use lies, deception, and whatever else fires up the audience’s lizard brain.

[wackawacka 202]

16 minutes ago, The Dog said:

She’s been talking to herself all morning but I like this idea:

 

If Ds had any balls, they would rat fucked this so easily.

[The Dog 44928]

Democrats need to be patient and choose their moments. This has to fester for a while.

[Nuge 2048]

So Trump wants to cut taxes and spend 100 billion to deport (tax paying) immigrants.  Seems like a solid plan.

Is he planning on declaring bankruptcy for the 7th time?

[Bozo_Casanova 27013]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

"Please do the needfull." Is a dead giveaway.

I heard a funny story about a guy saying that to a hooker during the Money 2020 conference in Vegas a few years ago, and she said “do you work in IT?”

[Ted Lange 16528]

14 hours ago, The Dog said:

"IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!!!!!!!!!"

[tx 3 putt 78916]

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

"IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!!!!!!!!!"

 

you eventually run out of the 'bad ones' and have to start rounding up the 'good ones' lol

[The Dog 44928]

Yes, you were duped:

[Chips O'Toole 1449]

Musk absolutely got TFG reelected, and this was the cost. It's going to be hideous, and I doubt Trump has an out that doesn't include Musk going scorched earth on him with receipts from the last 6 months.  

We may all be fucked for decades, or there may be enough infighting to run the clock out on some of their schemes. Can't do shit but watch. 

[Slacks 7101]

Not even in office yet and already already with the negative approval. This 4 years will zoom by. If leopards are currently endangered, I expect them to make it to Apex status....

[Ted Lange 16528]

Elon needs to start a 3rd party, the rubes that love MAGA have been screaming for one for decades.   Hell MAGA is pretty much a 3rd party injected into the GOP.    We need a true Elon lead 3rd party to splinter their votes.

[The Dog 44928]

 

[mdmost 44313]

 

[Slacks 7101]

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

🐆🐆🐆

[GenXer 3546]

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

This some serious trump trolling. Dotard knows absolutely nothing about tech.

[Ted Lange 16528]

[royiv 9972]

It’s really impressive how fast this is playing out. 

[wildcat09 29622]

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

It’s really impressive how fast this is playing out. 

Yeah, I figured it'd take until March for Trump to really sour on Elon. But at this rate the official divorce could happen before inauguration.  

[Biff Tannen 46287]

9 minutes ago, royiv said:

It’s really impressive how fast this is playing out. 

He hasn’t even been inaugurated yet. And I don’t give a single fuck. This may be the best example of fuck around and find out in history. And I’m going to laugh and laugh. 

[Biff Tannen 46287]

15 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

How could anyone be this dumb?  How did they not see this for what it was from the beginning?  I don’t care if you “don’t pay attention”, you could wake up from a coma and see what this conman was about after 30 minutes of watching a debate or any one of his moron rallies.  This country is astoundingly stupid. Jaw-droppingly.