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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

thinking about this, cuban americans don't give a fuck about cubans on the island. they just want it all to crash so they swoop in and buy up the island 

To be fair, I have the opinion (I could be wrong) that those who escaped or immigrated from left-wing authoritarian regimes are kind of programmed to be against what they see as the left in the U.S. because they think it is a path to authoritarianism rather than having the local knowledge that it is the right who is more prone to authoritarian tendencies/policies.    

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Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

To be fair, I have the opinion (I could be wrong) that those who escaped or immigrated from left-wing authoritarian regimes are kind of programmed to be against what they see as the left in the U.S. because they think it is a path to authoritarianism rather than having the local knowledge that it is the right who is more prone to authoritarian tendencies/policies.    

As a general rule, Miami Cubans are utterly devoid of anything approaching self-awareness, much less cognitive dissonance. 

Example eleventy billion:

https://ncac.org/update/miami-dade-school-board-bans-book-on-cuba-from-school-libraries

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

She picked a hell of a time to come to the Surl. 

Well she might as well meet the degenerates Troph probably bitches about.

Good thing she got here right as Offseason starts.

Wait until she sees the football board.

Either way, welcome, bienvenido, all the good shit.

 

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Posted (edited)
14 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck that ho. 

I mean Caitlyn, not you sweetheart. 
 

 

Of course. If you were talking to me you’d have capitalized ho cause I’m nothing if not proper

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On 1/19/2025 at 12:22 PM, Surly Bevo said:

You all also need to realize that every one of these "awakenings" you rush here to breathlessly post as if if is of some significance is dwarfed by the thousands, if not millions of people who are not paying attention, are paying attention and don't give a fuck, or like exactly what is happening.  A person here or there posting thoughts on socials means exactly dick.  

Talk was always cheap, in this day and age it's yeast infected, syphilis riddled 300 pound Nuevo Laredo hooker cheap.  

 

Yeah, but we get to laugh at their pain and suffering and that makes me feel better.

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Posted
30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Make sandwiches?

  Nah bro, ain’t no time for sammiches. we cuddle for like 17 hours. After scissoring of course.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Nivek said:

To be fair, I have the opinion (I could be wrong) that those who escaped or immigrated from left-wing authoritarian regimes are kind of programmed to be against what they see as the left in the U.S. because they think it is a path to authoritarianism rather than having the local knowledge that it is the right who is more prone to authoritarian tendencies/policies.    

This is an excellent point it’s why the accusation “socialism” against democrats is so powerful in immigrant groups. They are not generally aware of Northern European democratic socialistic societies - you know the ones with some of the highest happiness scores in the world. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

how deep into crypto must one be to think trump gives a shit about the emoluments clause?

There's a reason "tech bro discovers" is a meme.

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Yep, basically.
"so how am I going to go see my family?"
"well you can go back and visit them." \
"but the taliban will kill me."
"Nah, just tell them you voted for trump, you will be fine."

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Posted
56 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Afghan kid called asking for help. Seems his mother and father were scheduled to get their last interview to come and join him in the US. Appointment canceled.

Well shit. Yeah, I feel bad. But this is the same kid who wanted to use his first vote as an American for Trump cuz Biden fucked up the withdraw and dealt with the Taliban. Sad story? yes. Did I laugh? Also yes.

The dildo of consequences is undefeated. Only this time it was his ass that was the entry point. 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The dildo of consequences is undefeated. Only this time it was his ass that was the entry point. 

? Oh, you think all afghans like it up the butt. Interesting.

Posted
9 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Afghan kid called asking for help. Seems his mother and father were scheduled to get their last interview to come and join him in the US. Appointment canceled.

Well shit. Yeah, I feel bad. But this is the same kid who wanted to use his first vote as an American for Trump cuz Biden fucked up the withdraw and dealt with the Taliban. Sad story? yes. Did I laugh? Also yes.

Did you play this over your phone at the end of the conversation?

Because that would have been a boss move.

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Posted
7 hours ago, troph said:

The tweet was funny but don’t expect me to go around dead naming trans folk just because Trump is in office. 

There should be a carve out for high-profile pieces of shit.

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Posted (edited)
11 hours ago, troph said:

This is an excellent point it’s why the accusation “socialism” against democrats is so powerful in immigrant groups. They are not generally aware of Northern European democratic socialistic societies - you know the ones with some of the highest happiness scores in the world. 

Well, I think it really boils down to names like "democratic socialists," or really even "democratic."  In places that succumbed to Soviet communism, the complicit parties were always the "democratic socialists" or something very close to it.  It's not a very nuanced thing.

But, given that they were also all pretty much beneficiaries of asylum and programs like temporary protected status, you'd think they'd be a bit more sympathetic.  Eh, not really.  Tengo el mio.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, troph said:

Not really. You don’t need to call her by her dead name to say she’s a vile, disgusting piece of parasitic infested chicken shit.

and I get why there’s the urge - the urge is to ridicule her, and while my wife and I both found that tweet funny so we are a little both sides here - it’s also the case when you dead name or misgender one trans person you are signaling to other trans folk that there are circumstances when your identity can be invalidated. That’s essentially what the other side is doing. Plus “vile, parasitic infested chicken shit” is a better insult anyway.

Fine. Out of respect for you and other trans folks, I won’t. But she is a vile, parasitic, disgusting, pus-filled chicken shit

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8 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Fine. Out of respect for you and other trans folks, I won’t. But she is a vile, parasitic, disgusting, pus-filled chicken shit

I’d straight up punch her in her surgically reconstructed face … repeatedly. She’s THE worst kind.

 

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Posted
12 hours ago, troph said:

  Nah bro, ain’t no time for sammiches. we cuddle for like 17 hours. After scissoring of course.

Tim And Eric Flirting GIF

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Posted
21 minutes ago, troph said:

I’d straight up punch her in her surgically reconstructed face … repeatedly. She’s THE worst kind.

 

to demonstrate we are a land of equal opportunity and as a protest to trumps stance on diversity, I suggest you both punch jenner in the face.

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Posted

You are 19. You love America. You want to enlist and serve. You want to be a hard ass combat arms dude.

You work out to get ready, handle basic and AIT with ease. You even stay away from the used car dealerships offering to finance CT's to E-1's and above.

You get to a bad ass unit, real high morale. First deployment is coming up. Tempo ramps up. ISIS? Defend Taiwan?

Nope, you are heading to Del Rio. Mission? Guard super dangerous infants from Latin America to ensure they don't present a threat to the nation you love.

Wet wipes fill your ammo pouches. You have to reshine your boots to remove baby projectile vomit.

But you are there to remove this threat. Oh, and that they do not call it the Gulf of Mexico.

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