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20 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s really hard to decide who’s misery will make me the happiest.  Well actually it’s pretty clear - the multiple small time construction company owners I know who LOVE them some Trump.  The guys netting a few hundred k off the backs of illegal labor and thinking they’re one shitcoin purchase away from having Elon money.  Have fun, fucktards.  

You bet. The contractor who redid my townhouse and had a Lets Go Brandon bumper ,sticker on his work truck. I know for a fact that all but one of his guys are undocumented. I hope the leopards take their time, Mr Yummyface from Tomball.  You and all the other dumb hick motherfuckers are in for the Mason Verger treatment and I'm giddy with anticipation (Rocky Horror pronunciation, of course).

 

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19 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I have less than a child's grasp on the basics of physics. I know that a ball rolls, generally. Pretty sure I've seen one bounce. Gravity and all that shit. But that's not what's important. What's important is that Trump is tearing down the woke, bureaucratic walls between us and opportunity.

With trump in charge, I can finally become a tenured physics professor at MIT. On my first day I'd take the whole class out on jet skis. Chug beers and shout "Let's go!" in each other's faces about 50 times. Maybe suck some titties. It's time to get some badasses at MIT instead of all these nerdy betas. MIT is too soft on account of this woke, everybody gets a trophy beta culture. I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass.

Kenny Powers, is that you? 

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I didn't anticipate things getting this dumb this fast, but I'm pleased. I'm actively cheering for rural and working class pain. While this is an almost perfect start, I think it could be much dumber if we can only continue to find smart and innovative ways to make it even dumber. 

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1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Doesn't feel like this government will get the potholes filled. Gonna install more potholes. The new way of assessing needs. That's good because the woke hate the potholes. 

Make new potholes and threaten to continue unless the complaining stops. 
 

the beatings will continue until morale improves. 

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9 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I didn't anticipate things getting this dumb this fast, but I'm pleased. I'm actively cheering for rural and working class pain. While this is an almost perfect start, I think it could be much dumber if we can only continue to find smart and innovative ways to make it even dumber. 

 

it's going to be a loooooong 4 years 

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It’s really hard to decide who’s misery will make me the happiest.  Well actually it’s pretty clear - the multiple small time construction company owners I know who LOVE them some Trump.  The guys netting a few hundred k off the backs of illegal labor and thinking they’re one shitcoin purchase away from having Elon money.  Have fun, fucktards.  

The lady that renovated our bathroom also has a really great crew that are undocumented. These guys work in high end homes and really do great work. She voted Trump. She will lose jobs not having these guys. Her “B” team is no where near as talented.
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59 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I didn't anticipate things getting this dumb this fast, but I'm pleased. I'm actively cheering for rural and working class pain. While this is an almost perfect start, I think it could be much dumber if we can only continue to find smart and innovative ways to make it even dumber. 

When the farmers realize they have 0 subsidies this spring and have to sell their land, it will be the chefs kiss. Of course we will then consolidate that land into the hands of con-agra or another giant and we all lose. But it will be delicious until we realize we will all be fucked forever. Fun times.

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5 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

I hate to say it but I treat this like I treat the war against Russia. I want as much pain as possible.

And that's the line that defines the two sides. One side hates the shit-sprayed reality it has no other option to oppose, one side has spent almost a decade broadcasting that it relishes it not as a means to an end, but as some moronic sewage-spackled end unto itself.

You know. Patriots. 

 

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4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s really hard to decide who’s misery will make me the happiest.  Well actually it’s pretty clear - the multiple small time construction company owners I know who LOVE them some Trump.  The guys netting a few hundred k off the backs of illegal labor and thinking they’re one shitcoin purchase away from having Elon money.  Have fun, fucktards.  

My neighborhood is full of dudes like that. Everyday I am sitting out front in my lawn chair sipping lemonade watching their stressed faces coming and going. Right now we are in full remodel mode. I'm going to sell while all the MAGATs are chest bumping and then when the bottom falls out I'm going to buy low and semi-retire in a friendly state.

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3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

My neighborhood is full of dudes like that. Everyday I am sitting out front in my lawn chair sipping lemonade watching their stressed faces coming and going. Right now we are in full remodel mode. I'm going to sell while all the MAGATs are chest bumping and then when the bottom falls out I'm going to buy low and semi-retire in a friendly state.

When that remodel inevitably slows down, make sure you stay on those fucks like a Magat to trump's asshole. 

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25 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

When that remodel inevitably slows down, make sure you stay on those fucks like a Magat to trump's asshole. 

Abso-fucking-lutely. We're starting a primary bed/bath remodel next month. Interviewed 6 contractors. Hired the guy whose entire crew was employed by him, not subbed out. Had a couple contractors come through in Dec/Jan giving their pitch and promise us we didn't need to worry because they knew how to get the "good" workers. Wink, wink.

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8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

i’m not gonna guess how many older men with goatees in pick up trucks with truck nuts are going to be cruising the Home Depot parking lots looking for people.

And crying when their mail order brides get deported

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2 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

When the farmers realize they have 0 subsidies this spring and have to sell their land, it will be the chefs kiss. Of course we will then consolidate that land into the hands of con-agra or another giant and we all lose. But it will be delicious until we realize we will all be fucked forever. Fun times.

We already know we’re fucked. All we have is the schadenfreude. So yeah I’m gonna laugh, even as I start growing my own garden.  

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5 hours ago, Chooky said:

I have less than a child's grasp on the basics of physics. I know that a ball rolls, generally. Pretty sure I've seen one bounce. Gravity and all that shit. But that's not what's important. What's important is that Trump is tearing down the woke, bureaucratic walls between us and opportunity.

With trump in charge, I can finally become a tenured physics professor at MIT. On my first day I'd take the whole class out on jet skis. Chug beers and shout "Let's go!" in each other's faces about 50 times. Maybe suck some titties. It's time to get some badasses at MIT instead of all these nerdy betas. MIT is too soft on account of this woke, everybody gets a trophy beta culture. I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass.

Nerd.

Im joining the FBI.

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9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

i’m not gonna guess how many older men with goatees in pick up trucks with truck nuts are going to be cruising the Home Depot parking lots looking for people.

I read this as older men with goatsee and it still made sense.

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Stop Feeling Stunned and Wounded, Liberals. It’s Time to Fight Back.

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by Charles M. Blow

The first week of President Trump’s return to power was a flurry of provocations, of attacks on the rule of law and raw exertions of power.

Part of the point, it seemed, was to bury his opposition in the blizzard, to rapidly follow each assault with another, often greater, affront to democratic norms. The effect was that many people, including many politicians, were left too stunned and disoriented to begin forming a cogent opposition.

But Trump’s pace of dictatorial executive actions probably can’t be sustained. At some point things will slow down, and in the lull the damage will be assessed. Terror and destruction produce evidence, and his actions against immigrants and transgender individuals, among others, will eventually manifest as cruelty meant to inflict suffering.

Then, I suspect, outrage will bubble and build as more citizens’ moral opposition to Trump’s methods gains clarity and purpose. People, especially young people, are simply not built to passively absorb oppression. At some point they inevitably react and resist.

We don’t know exactly how that resistance will be expressed, especially at this moment in which many Americans are still engaged in a “You touched the stove and now you’re learning what a burn is” kind of self-righteousness, as some members of demographic groups that shifted toward Trump reap the devastating dividends of their choices.

We had a way to prevent Trump’s return, but not enough voters acted to ensure it. Too many ignored the warnings and the signs. Too many fell for the false equivalencies. Too many were drawn in, like the woman in one of Trump’s favorite songs, “The Snake.”

For those who weren’t, who voted against him and tried to get others to do the same, the sting and disappointment is palpable. And this can express itself as a lack of sympathy for those who voted for Trump and now regret it — an inclination to disengage politically, with a side of schadenfreude.

I get it: Just before Christmas, I wrote that no one should feel guilty for taking a moment to unplug and regroup. But now that Trump has quickly shown his hand, any I-told-you-so impulse in the face of human suffering — even suffering self-invited by miscalculation — is counterproductive. It’s also a distraction from the crucial task of coalescing around a defensive strategy.

Whatever has happened and however people voted cannot be undone. All we have is the present and the future, and those of us who oppose Trump and his agenda must determine the posture that we’ll take in our best attempts to prevent the worst.

Among liberals, this will require some measure of reconciliation, a releasing of blame and a healing of wounds. Confidence has to be rebuilt. Power and possibility have to be reclaimed.

And for Trump and Republicans, it would be a mistake to believe that liberals’ temporary speechlessness will be a permanent silence.

Trump already appears to be burning the bridges his campaign built into some vulnerable communities. The brute force behind the enforcement of Trump’s immigration policies has become clear, including the possibility of raids at schools and churches. Many Americans angered by the Biden administration’s positions on the Israel-Hamas war now have to grapple with Trump suggesting that one approach in Gaza might be that “we just clean out that whole thing.”

In 2024, Trump said, “I have nothing to do with Project 2025.” Yet some of his top advisers are tied to the plan and some of his early initiatives seem to be following it almost to the letter.

Lots of Americans have already been burned for believing that Trump would somehow moderate the positions he took while campaigning. In many cases, just the opposite has proved true.

The question now is whether liberals can embrace their prodigal children, maybe the only way that they — possibly the country itself — will survive Trump’s tenure.

The key, as I see it, is to reunite and recalibrate, to weed through the chaos and concentrate on core issues, to resist the urge to panic and plan instead. Much of the power to resist will likely exist outside of Washington and with the people who can exert economic and cultural pressure on politicians, corporations and public figures.

Yes, congressional Democrats will oppose Trump as best they can from a minority position, and challenges to specific laws and orders will wind their way through the courts. But the people’s next formal participation in our national politics won’t come until the 2026 midterms.

In the meantime, resistance must be expressed in opinion polls and at the cash registers. The only hope we have is for liberals to get over their intramural disagreements and train their collective energy on the real threats.

 

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I told you so is appropriate. Laughing is appropriate.

I think this is a good thing. The veneer of society being ruled by the people, that our elected leaders are servants, and that our system hasn’t been corrupted is long gone and more people will have to come to terms with it.

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Yup.  There can be no growth or change without pain.   The American people need this in the worse way.   Until there is some semblance of self reflection, trying to "stop the madness" is like trying to stop the tide.  Until then... dark laughter (and a sizable tax cut)  is all I have.

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Im not pissed because Trump won. Im pissed because he won, despite how people saw his last presidency go.

 

 

people looked at 2016-2020 and thought “meh, better than a black woman career politician in charge.”

 

and because America continues to fuck over others and themselves because they are fucking dumb, I will fiddle as this motherfucker burns. It takes a sentinel event to actually invoke change in America. This is that event. It needs to go so poorly, the scars remind us to never pull this shit again

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