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Posted
8 minutes ago, Superhero said:

We should put a wager on which groups will get the most buttfucked in the next 4 years. Palestinians, farmers / meat processors, poor people, TBD.

What say you?

Dude.  You know the answer.

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On 1/29/2025 at 12:59 PM, MissingInAction said:

They are stupid. So fucking stupid.

Magatard at my watering hole was bitching about losing his federally funded job.

Every other word out of his dumb fuck mouth was Biden this Biden that derp.

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Posted

Out of curiosity, I looked up the Idaho Dairymen's Association. On the front page of THEIR OWN WEBSITE they proudly boast that "90% of on-dairy jobs
are filled by foreign born labor.
"

Trump may have been right. I'm not sure I can handle all of this winning. Might OD eventually.

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1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

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^ Seems like she could be foreign.  If she needs a place to hide out, I can help.  Especially if she has any experience milking cows.  

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Out of curiosity, I looked up the Idaho Dairymen's Association. On the front page of THEIR OWN WEBSITE they proudly boast that "90% of on-dairy jobs
are filled by foreign born labor.
"

Trump may have been right. I'm not sure I can handle all of this winning. Might OD eventually.

 

19 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

No undocumented workers means no cows milked.   But I’m sure American youth will want to move to Methbreath Iowa and Idaho to take those jobs.

Fixed my post on other thread 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Superhero said:

We should put a wager on which groups will get the most buttfucked in the next 4 years. Palestinians, farmers / meat processors, poor people, TBD.

What say you?

Poor People and Brown People vs the Field... I'll take the Poor's and Brown's and my million dollars in unmarked bills whenever you get the chance...

Posted
2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

THey did not fuck around on that one.  Very quick turnaround from Nazi salute to defrocking.

Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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Milking.  Milkers. (That's all I got)

EDIT: But wait, there's more:

I'm always a little curious when I hit the "drool" emoji and I check to see my fellow droolers:

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Posted
2 hours ago, elguapo said:

These can't be real people, right?

 

According to literacy studies in the US

21% of US adults are functionally illiterate

56%!! Of US adults comprehend at a 6th grade or lower level. 

They're real, and they're morons

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I can hardly wait to hear the pissing and moaning about picking vegetables, much less roofing and concrete pouring.  Fuck 'em all they asked for it.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

According to literacy studies in the US

21% of US adults are functionally illiterate

56%!! Of US adults comprehend at a 6th grade or lower level. 

They're real, and they're morons

No wonder we're so fucked. Damn. And I double checked, yes that's correct.

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

According to literacy studies in the US

21% of US adults are functionally illiterate

56%!! Of US adults comprehend at a 6th grade or lower level. 

They're real, and they're morons

I don't get it.

47 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

I can hardly wait to hear the pissing and moaning about picking vegetables, much less roofing and concrete pouring.  Fuck 'em all they asked for it.

I enjoy planting okra and cherry tomatoes. For the rest, we recently finished up needed repairs on the garage and the roof. Our neighbors mostly bought new cars.

Hope the guys who did our work are back safely hanging around the Green River in the Huasteca with savings in their pockets.

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Posted
3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

Can you imagine the furor it would have caused had they done nothing?

Posted
3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

Ain’t no way that this is a first offense,

That dude has probably got a wrap sheet a mile long of diddles, embezzling, and racist shit that goes back decades.

Posted
3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

According to literacy studies in the US

21% of US adults are functionally illiterate

56%!! Of US adults comprehend at a 6th grade or lower level. 

They're real, and they're morons

A few years ago I would have said no fucking way.  I’m still saying no fucking way, only now because it has to be over 50% that are functionally illiterate.  

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Posted
7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You gals just can’t handle being excluded from anything anymore

I’m begging to be left out of this. 



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