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Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dames can’t take a joke either 😘

IIRC, we lost that game and Oklahoma was a 2-2 team.  Fuck, I got no sense of humor either.

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9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

A few years ago I would have said no fucking way.  I’m still saying no fucking way, only now because it has to be over 50% that are functionally illiterate.  

If you think about it, in today's insanely fast changing technological world not being able to comprehend complex issues above a 6th grade level is functionally illiterate. 

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Posted (edited)
15 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

Anglican Catholic- split off of the Episcopal Church in the 70s over women in the priesthood and rejected the adoption of the 1979 Book of Common Prayer. They kept the 1928 book and mostly use the along James Bible. Basically it’s an idealized American version of what the Church of England was like in the 50s. 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

What about the broads

Visited my wife's 99-year old uncle in Scottsdale a couple of weeks ago.  He's cock of the walk at his posh independent living residence.  Yes, still independent living.

His wife passed away last year.  We heard him comment on some of the "swell gals" at the facility.

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Posted
20 hours ago, Superhero said:

We should put a wager on which groups will get the most buttfucked in the next 4 years. Palestinians, farmers / meat processors, poor people, TBD.

What say you?

It's always going to be the poor. 

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Posted
16 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

THey did not fuck around on that one.  Very quick turnaround from Nazi salute to defrocking.

This guy will be fine. He'll just start an evangelical "church" and the Southern Baptist Convention will welcome him with open arms and all their money and some kids to rape. 

Posted
12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This guy will be fine. He'll just start an evangelical "church" and the Southern Baptist Convention will welcome him with open arms and all their money and some kids to rape. 

“At first - some of the congregation were upset with the Polaroids of youth group member butt holes with sharpies in them….but then Pastor Jones reminded us that King David was beloved of God, and David was a bit of a freak as well, what with all the concubines and such.   God anoints who God anoints…”

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Posted
16 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

THey did not fuck around on that one.  Very quick turnaround from Nazi salute to defrocking.

A black priest from Grand Rapids Michigan gets fired for making a Nazi salute to mock “liberals” who criticize product of South African apartheid Elon Musk and then defends himself by calling it dry British wit. Dude, Musk would probably say you were a DEI hire in the first place. Maybe take advantage of the time off to reflect on every poor decision you’ve ever made in your life.

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Posted (edited)
21 hours ago, locodos said:
It's gonna be wild to be in the national guard and get called up to milk cows and pluck chickens


Those jobs will be replaced by Tesla Robots, that will cost $3 million each, and only kill/maim 20% of the herd.

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Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

They are split from the Episcopal Church.
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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, The Dog said:

someone was just thrown under the bus:

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What absolute bull shit - Also, what’s worse: the intentional constitutional overreach or that some random jack off can freeze billions in appropriated funds without authorization?

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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I have, by and large, changed my tune on unions.

I remain somewhat skeptical of government employee unions.  Unlike the private sector, government is not really known for abusing employees, and there are other means that can be used to exert upward wage/benefit pressures.

I'm willing to entertain discussion on it.

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38 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Maybe not in Utah, but firefighters are much, much less Trumpy than their police brethren.

Oh well.

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Posted
25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Unlike the private sector, government is not really known for abusing employees

Wild to say this given the last 12 days or so. Or having lived in Texas for any public employees other than police…

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Posted
1 hour ago, Nivek said:


Those jobs will be replaced by Tesla Robots, that will cost $3 million each, and only kill/maim 20% of the heard.

No one is heard.

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I need some ICE pointers should I be questioned. I am King of the White Race so I figure I can get away with anything. Once.

1. Am I required to speak English? My Spanish is pretty fly for a White Guy. Maybe only speak with the Hispanic Mordor Orcs who assist the Uruk Crackers? Seems like putting my safety in the brittle masculinity of an agent could be interesting, like how the Japanese prison guards would choose the tallest Americans to beat half to death.

1b. Or maybe should I keep it in Scottish Gaelic? Family names tell me that's a legit, honest option. Zero clowning, answer questions 100% to the best of my ability, in Scottish Gaelic. Not my fault Officer McSomething has a Sasanach soul.

2. Or maybe just sorta lie down.

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Posted
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's always going to be the poor. 

Oh, it will be everybody but white, rich, Christian males but you can be sure the poor will be the caboose on the American Human Centipede

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31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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Guyana punch

I will never not post this when that's mentioned, and no one can stop me.

 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's always going to be the poor. 

Middle class will just be asked to contribute more.   If they work harder and a few more hours at their job per week, they can become billionaires too.  

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

A black priest from Grand Rapids Michigan gets fired for making a Nazi salute to mock “liberals” who criticize product of South African apartheid Elon Musk and then defends himself by calling it dry British wit. Dude, Musk would probably say you were a DEI hire in the first place. Maybe take advantage of the time off to reflect on every poor decision you’ve ever made in your life.

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2 hours ago, Nivek said:


Those jobs will be replaced by Tesla Robots, that will cost $3 million each, and only kill/maim 20% of the heard.

What a blessing that defrocked Nazi saluting priests can find immediate employment milking cows in Idaho.  That is the type of 5-D chess that Trump plays.

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Unions are the only reason we don't (still) have sweatshops in this country.

Edit: I agree about the police union, but there are quite a few good ones.

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Posted (edited)
17 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Middle class will just be asked to contribute more.   If they work harder and a few more hours at their job per week, they can become billionaires too.  

Nothing screams meritocracy more than Donald Trump!

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Posted
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This guy will be fine. He'll just start an evangelical "church" and the Southern Baptist Convention will welcome him with open arms and all their money and some kids to rape. 

Maybe, but at least the church did the right thing.  Hopefully more folks and organizations will do the same going forward.  We're gonna see a lot of this shit.

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