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23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Unions are the only reason we don't (still) have sweatshops in this country.

Edit: I agree about the police union, but there are quite a few good ones.

To be clear, my indifference extends to other government employee unions. Private sector unions need to be strengthened and their protections extended to more workers. It would also be nice of their members remembered which party wants them destroyed. 

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19 hours ago, C-Man said:

LOFL

Michigan priest defrocked after making apparent Nazi salute at anti-abortion summit

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/30/michigan-priest-salute

Joke's on you, fuckstick. Defrocked? Get fucked? You say tomato, I say tomahto.

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good. I was actually shocked when I saw that. When elon did it I was more... disappointed? I'm not sure that's the right word, but I guess a part of me had hoped the richest man in the world had not gone full nazi, as it appeared he had. when he confirmed it, i wasn't shocked. when I saw a man of the cloth do it. I was stunned. I'm not religious (recovering catholic) but holy shit, in what reality did that seem smart? just stunningly dumb

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As a former Florida resident, I never had any use for Cuban Republicans.  They were always viewed by me as just another flavor of one issue voter idiot - who do not care about anything but making sure the people who stayed in Cuba have no access to trade or success and happiness in life.   

My Spanish teacher in high school was a former Cuban Supreme Court justice, and a more angry, emotional, vindictive Cunt was never birthed.   She always made it very clear that teaching us was beneath her.    I’m sure it made her very sad that she could no longer be bribed to throw cases in favor of the corrupt government and oligarchs.

 

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11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good. I was actually shocked when I saw that. When elon did it I was more... disappointed? I'm not sure that's the right word, but I guess a part of me had hoped the richest man in the world had not gone full nazi, as it appeared he had. when he confirmed it, i wasn't shocked. when I saw a man of the cloth do it. I was stunned. I'm not religious (recovering catholic) but holy shit. 

The Nazis were mostly Catholic and the church was okay with it. 

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40 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Nothing screams meritocracy more than Donald Trump!

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That’s par for this timeline.  Just a little wave saying, “Yeah I’m just fuckin with y’all.”

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11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The Nazis were mostly Catholic and the church was okay with it. 

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5 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

That’s par for this timeline.  Just a little wave saying, “Yeah I’m just fuckin with y’all.”

that was from his first go-round. he'll do something dumber this time for sure

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24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The Nazis were mostly Catholic and the church was okay with it. 

Only about 1/3rd of the German population was Catholic.  This article from the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum provides some factual background about the various religions in Germany and how they responded to the Nazis:

https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/the-german-churches-and-the-nazi-state

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Maybe not in Utah, but firefighters are much, much less Trumpy than their police brethren.

7 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

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My long time for law partners husband was a captain in the New Orleans fire department, and he and his buddies are the Trumpy-est bitches you can possibly find.

They are a unique subset, admittedly, because their entire life is devoted to receiving benefits on the government tit in a socialist way, jumping on every perceived disability category and dollar they can find.  

But they will get angry and bemoan anyone else getting government benefits.   It is what it is.

 

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2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Maybe not in Utah, but firefighters are much, much less Trumpy than their police brethren.

Oh well.

Soooo... 91% Trumpy instead of 98%?    Until Utah elects 1 non-republican to national office, the entire state gets no sympathy when the leopards feast  (just like TX). 

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6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Just chiming in to say "defrocked" is a phenomenal word.  Sounds exactly like what it means, and honestly should replace "fired" as what they call it when you lose your job.

I’d like to imagine a bishop yanking his collar off in a scene reminiscent of this skit

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but I’m afraid that the Catholic Church has a different interpretation of the phrase dishonorable discharge. 

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39 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Uh… what’s an easy religion to join and fake being part of? Asking for a sorta rich, white male friend.

Judaism. Just go to the synagogue and say you want to join. Then ask for recommendations for the nearest mohel to prove your dedication 

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18 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Judaism. Just go to the synagogue and say you want to join. Then ask for recommendations for the nearest mohel to prove your dedication 

I only regret that I have but one foreskin to lose for my country.

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59 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Uh… what’s an easy religion to join and fake being part of? Asking for a sorta rich, white male friend.

Scientology seems like your jam, sir. 

18 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Judaism. Just go to the synagogue and say you want to join. Then ask for recommendations for the nearest mohel to prove your dedication 

Yeah, I'm not sure joining a synagogue roster with anti-semitism on the rise is the best idea. 

I'd go with Mormon or Scientology or Methodist. The first two, folks will think you're a weirdo and leave you alone...maybe. And pretty sure Methodists are used to people not showing up, so...

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Yeah, I'm not sure joining a synagogue roster with anti-semitism on the rise is the best idea. 

I'd go with Mormon or Scientology or Methodist. The first two, folks will think you're a weirdo and leave you alone...maybe. And pretty sure Methodists are used to people not showing up, so...

I’ll pass these on to my friend. Oh, he won’t tithe shit either. Just needs the cover for the government and the under his eye shit.
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My goodness. Remember when Trump got on Truth social and said he was sending the military into California to turn the water back or whatever? 
I thought that was just some crazy talk. However, it seems to have had a grain of “Truth”, as it were.

It appears the Army Corps of Engineers was ordered by an appointee to drain full reservoirs into flooded farmland without telling anyone or coordinating anything, and sent farmers, local politicians and others into a scramble to stop it before it destroyed equipment and crops. 
 

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“In 25 years, I’ve never seen anything like this,” he said. “I was given no explanation at all.”

Before they got word of the Army Corp’s decision to release less water, Hernandez, Fukuda and Limas were planning for the worst.

Hernandez had already notified managers on the old Tulare Lake Bed to expect possible flood water. And Limas and Fukuda had crews ready to work through the night stripping out weirs and channel guides, which were only recently rebuilt after the 2023 floods, to keep the water moving.

“Normally, these kinds of flood releases are done with a lot of notification and coordination,” Fukuda said. “I’ve been doing this 18 years and have never seen something like this.”

 


For the record, Tulare County voted 60-40 for Trump. 
 

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7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My goodness. Remember when Trump got on Truth social and said he was sending the military into California to turn the water back or whatever? 
I thought that was just some crazy talk. However, it seems to have had a grain of “Truth”, as it were.

It appears the Army Corps of Engineers was ordered by an appointee to drain full reservoirs into flooded farmland without telling anyone or coordinating anything, and sent farmers, local politicians and others into a scramble to stop it before it destroyed equipment and crops. 
 


For the record, Tulare County voted 60-40 for Trump. 
 

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It remains to be seen whether their incompetence will ultimately enhance or mitigate the disaster, but it is clear we're not dealing with a competent bunch (shocker)

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19 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

This eliminates the first 2 choices. Fairly certain the Mormons check your 1040 to verify your tithe was at least 10%.

Read that the Swiss government used to, and still might, automatically deduct a tithe from your paycheck. Which might explain why “no religion” was the largest denomination.

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