43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility

[Buzzrock 14,881]

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/monkeys-escape-south-carolina-research-facility-police-search/
 

Well I think we all know how this movie ends. 

[Scheiss Meister 8,400]

It wasn't me, I swear.

[NorthLoop 14,141]

Yeah this tracks. I hope whatever alien reality show we're all on is getting some real good ratings lately. 

[InkaUtexas 25,589]

Fuck yeah. Team Monkey! Hope those fuckers get into the woods and mate like crazy. Just what this country needs.

[Braff Zacklin 13,474]

If there were 12 of them, and if they coordinated well enough to form some sort of army, I'd be worried.

[Nivek 16,875]

Can they fly a plane?

[InkaUtexas 25,589]

Just now, Nivek said:

Can they fly a plane?

Or play football.

[aggie08 21,453]

Trying to figure out what stage of Planet of the Apes this is, but I can never keep them straight. Is this Dawn, Rise, Kingdom, or War?

[flatdawgs 1,274]

Forget it, Jake. It's South Carolina. 

[RPM 26,267]

There's only 1 man to call.

[Hermanator 6,999]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck yeah. Team Monkey! Hope those fuckers get into the woods and mate like crazy. Just what this country needs.

Yeah, fuck south Carolina. Kill as many people there as you can monkeys.

I'm team catastrophe on Americans now. Cheering for hurricanes, fires, and super powered monkeys

Edited November 9 by Hermanator

[InkaUtexas 25,589]

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

There's only 1 man to call.

You keep him. I am calling her. She tames them.

 

[RPM 26,267]

30 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

You keep him. I am calling her. She tames them.

 

But he can train them to throw 100mph poo high and tight.

[Rex Kramer 1,311]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

There's only 1 man to call.

He’s now the EX Ambassador to the Snow Monkeys. The Snow Monkey People are gonna have to figure this shit out before they start doing figure 8s with Ruth again. 

Edited November 9 by Rex Kramer

[Slacks 6,806]

3 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It wasn't me, I swear.

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

You keep him. I am calling her. She tames them.

 

[Rex Kramer 1,311]

People who don’t regularly listen to The Ticket probably won’t understand how funny this is but it’s still a good listen:

https://www.theunticket.com/nolan-ryan-talks-about-snow-monkeys/

[jeevsie 3,725]

Just talk to Caesar - he's cool.

[Bevo&Pevo 5,103]

2 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

Forget it, Jake. It's South Carolina. 

There was talk about building a monkey research compound in Brazoria Co. earlier this year.

Concerns grow over proposed monkey mega facility slated for Brazoria County

[Captain Ron 12,819]

4 weeks from now we get this

 

[InkaUtexas 25,589]

8 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

There was talk about building a monkey research compound in Brazoria Co. earlier this year.

Concerns grow over proposed monkey mega facility slated for Brazoria County

There is a large one in Bastrop. Supports MD Anderson. Every so often one would get out. I always pictured a lost colony sitting in the trees along 71 flinging poo.

[Nivek 16,875]

There is a large one in Bastrop. Supports MD Anderson. Every so often one would get out. I always pictured a lost colony sitting in the trees along 71 flinging poo.

That is [mention=1551]TxTow[/mention]

[InkaUtexas 25,589]

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

That is [mention=1551]TxTow[/mention]

on this thread? Really? Stop flinging poo.

[mchookem 16,252]

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

4 weeks from now we get this

 

 

Edited November 9 by mchookem

[ztejas 43,380]

13 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Or play football.

[SurlyGator 862]

17 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Or play football.

If they are fast enough to play a zone defense, Florida will take them right now.

[Wally Fairway 5,532]

I guess the movie was wrong, I thought there were only 12 monkies. And they were an army.

[cabowabo 4,475]

 

[DaggerHorns 3,058]

Significant progress being made:

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/11/09/us/south-carolina-monkeys-escape-update

[AnTiM 1,659]

Technology is amazing...we can get men to the moon and back but the instruction "see lock, engage lock" escapes us.  Literally, escapes us.

[Underdog 28,477]

 

[bolverk 29,476]

Location of the facility on Google Maps.

[InkaUtexas 25,589]

Those fuckers are fine in those woods.

 

[BearSchlong 8,079]

Significant progress being made:
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/11/09/us/south-carolina-monkeys-escape-update

This is not South Carolina’s first rodeo with escaped monkeys

[Brisketexan 104,779]

Were they all jumping on the bed beforehand?  Because if that was the case, perhaps a few fell off and broke their head?

[Gatorubet 30,163]

10 hours ago, bolverk said:

Location of the facility on Google Maps.

Those Yemassee urbanites are likely much better staff than those Salkehatchie rubes.   I mean, for things like monkey lock closings and such…

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,812]

10 hours ago, bolverk said:

Location of the facility on Google Maps.

I have some family in Beaufort. So this hits close to their home.