Game Thread Texas (5) VS Florida - 11AM on ABC - Makin’ Some Gator Boots

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Just now, immamac said:

Fuck yes. Burnt Ends Bitch. 

Haooy to donate. 

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Fuck can ward 

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

Come on GATECH

[satyanash 14281]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Helm better win the Mackey award or I'll burn down Gary, IN. It needs it, anyway. 

It's going to Tyler Warren of Penn State this year

[Lou Loomis 724]

This is the defense Quinn needed to face to get himself right. Let’s fucking go!!!

[NorthLoop 14092]

Goddamn helobious jinx

[hook me 2080]

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

no, it's still sore after being reamed by your mom's dick

I think that was your cat, no kink shame or anything though

[BachelorTrek 2937]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Helm is a freak. Earning his money when he's a 10 year very in the league. 

Man-ster

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Their rb is 235#?

 

brick shithouse

[hobbes2702 12833]

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

I don't know about that. Yes, they've had their struggles but have been playing more competitively of late.

Their whole team is hurt. I don’t mean their roster is worse. But a team without its first 2 QBs, top 4 corners, and multiple other injury issues is not going to be competitive. This might be the worst team we play this year 

[UTexasFight 9380]

15 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

The middle of the field is going to be wide ass open. It's the basic element of the Florida defense and Sark still won't use it

Go on….

 

 

Edited Saturday at 05:44 PM by UTexasFight

[Dahobbs 17447]

Come on d. 

[RoyalBevo21 719]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Maybe 1983/1984 was the last truly great great defense.

You don't think 05 had a "great" defense? 

[Dnaguy 11775]

Is there any more hatable team in CFB this year than Miami?

thye flirt with disaster and keep pulling wins out their ass

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

You don't think 05 had a "great" defense? 

In the scheme of all time great defenses, no. A really good defense though.

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

I really don’t like FL getting a first down. Fire PK

[MirrOlure 14625]

Mitchell sighting

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

UF's RB's are pretty, pretty decent 

[Rimbo 25781]

Love that TD with Gunnar Helm.

Yet again, a perfect play call. Ewers knows the call, sees the defense acting like they're gonna blitz, immediately fires to Helm who might've been covered if guys hadn't been crowding the line.

 

 

But seriously, Florida, do you not know that everyone on our team can catch? Why would you leave anyone uncovered like that? FIRE NAPIER

 

 

 

...sorry. if Florida was playing anyone else I'd be rooting for them. I still kinda am. @Gatorubet and most Florida fans are too nice to deserve this shitty of a coach.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Take away the run, D!!!!!

[hobbes2702 12833]

1 minute ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

You don't think 05 had a "great" defense? 

Best college secondary ever assembled. Even Miami is envious 

[satyanash 14281]

Defense holds again!!

[RoyalBevo21 719]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

In the scheme of all time great defenses, no. A really good defense though.

Are you measuring that at Texas or college football as a whole? 

[Dnaguy 11775]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

UF's RB's are pretty, pretty decent 

True freshman too.

Gunna get paid in the portal.

[Stunns38 3357]

I love our defense.

[MuellerHorn 4195]

And that’s exactly how you beat the ever so popular double mug defensive look. Freeze the LBs at the line of scrimmage and throw to the vacated space.

I fucking love it!

[JohnnyTapia 535]

Sydir Mitchell sighting and he had a tackle

[BachelorTrek 2937]

gait-uh now trying to, "establish the run."  Lulz.

[cashman 20]

Nice to to see Sydir Mitchell out there and making a good stop

[AUS-97HORN 11681]

what is with that fucking catch spot on 3rd

 

thats a half yard ahead of where he caugt the ball

 

and that now allows fl to go for it on 4th

[Dnaguy 11775]

Generous spot there 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Seeing Lefau out there makes me feel like my bulging pussy is shriveli

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Imagine going from Yale.  Then facing UGa and Texas back to back weeks

[Texasborn91 897]

Big Sydir!!!

[I Plead Da Fif 240]

Just now, satyanash said:

Defense holds again!!

Holy shit even Ian Boyd is positive!

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

Are you measuring that at Texas or college football as a whole? 

Texas....but this years defense is on pace to be one of the best in CFB

[Dnaguy 11775]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

what is with that fucking catch spot on 3rd

 

thats a half yard ahead of where he caugt the ball

 

and that now allows fl to go for it on 4th

Full yard by count

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

2 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

You don't think 05 had a "great" defense? 

08-09 defenses were beastly. 

[Dahobbs 17447]

Announcers don't seem to realize that Florida is going for it. 

[naija 2854]

generous spot

[D3zii 3642]

I’m so happy to see Big Sydir Mitchell!!!!!

[JohnnyTapia 535]

If you guys have the SEC network they’re showing the game in a command center format giving you another angle of the game

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

True freshman too.

Gunna get paid in the portal.

We should, uh, get one as security. Just saying 

[UTexasFight 9380]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

 

But seriously, Florida, do you not know that everyone on our team can catch? Why would you leave anyone uncovered like that? FIRE NAPIER

 

 

The AD reversing course after 63-3 today is going to be hilarious. 

[ATLLonghorn 841]

Great job to Ewers recognizing #5 is coming on the blitz and getting the ball out. The RPO affects the blitzer enough who was worried about the RB and should've just tried to put a lick on Ewers. Florida's LBs are undisciplined.

[Dnaguy 11775]

Mariachi Texas commercial is awesome

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Yall are crazy sleeping on 05 defense that secondary was nfl level d line too 

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Good kwarda

[immamac 42519]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Announcers don't seem to realize that Florida is going for it. 

They were just fucking around till end of quarter

[Hermanator 6944]

Sydir Mitchell worked his way out of the jumbo sized dog house?