Game Thread Texas (5) VS Florida - 11AM on ABC - Makin’ Some Gator Boots

[Funk Doctor Spock 11922]

Jesse is Canadian. Did yam know that?

[runthebone 7932]

Now, don't forget, they get the ball first.

[DixonHur 11193]

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Sure looks like it

Who is it?

[Valmy77 13094]

10 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

 

Cannons are not artificial!

Anyway I had forgotten about that scoring streak.

Last time Texas played Florida, Texas won 26-0. The time before that, Texas won 12-0. I think we should continue their scoreless streak against us.

Edited Saturday at 07:05 PM by Valmy77

[Bevoette 1253]

9 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

9-1-1 looks so dumb. Like the lowest common denominator would watch that 

We watched before they started to make shit up.  911 Lonestar is worse 

[GreenspointTexas 9564]

Beating them so bad they had to get Undertaker to come in to booth

[Stunns38 3357]

I really believe Ole Miss can take on Georgia. 

Georgia hears the noise and upset predictions. They’ll be ready.

[AUS-97HORN 11673]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Not sure Ive ever seen a fan bitching about running up the score in the first half. Rough week to be a  Florida fan. Their best bet is probably to have their hoops coach take in the field in the second half and chase our team the team around the field with his cock out. 

cause there has never been a 28 point deficit overcome in college football ever?

 

thats a sandy vag venting for venting sake

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Is that good??? TOP is concerning/s

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2867]

We’re gonna win the SEC

[Modessit 5596]

I delivered a package to the Undertaker's house about a month ago. Had his wife's name on the package. Very nice house.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11922]

1 minute ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Ya I hate this Green Dot Picasso half I picked up recently I’m going to have to light it on fire.

I'll be watching closely. Just hand it over to be and I'll take one for the team. I don't want any of you hurt 

[Horn80 6075]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Time to celebrate
 

 

This certainly does taste like 20%

Save some for next week.

[AUS-97HORN 11673]

INT baby

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Sydir is enormous 

[hookem48 4631]

14 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yes, but Florida that like 4 DBs go down on a single drive in Georgia game. They aren't playing the same group today.

Florida was missing like 6 DBs vs the aggys

[Funk Doctor Spock 11922]

Just now, Bevoette said:

We watched before they started to make shit up.  911 Lonestar is worse 

That's what it's called! Lonestar! I don't believe Rob Lowe is Texan. I like the guy, but no

[Pam Cummings 9575]

Yep. Score here and it's Arch time

[I Plead Da Fif 240]

Mukuba!!

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Picked offfff

[Stunns38 3357]

I almost feel sorry for that QB . Kidding

[Bevo14 8274]

Mukuba!!!

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Yesssss

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Our run defense concerns me a bit.

[sith_horn 2370]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Not sure Ive ever seen a fan bitching about running up the score in the first half. Rough week to be a  Florida fan. Their best bet is probably to have their hoops coach take in the field in the second half and chase our team around the field with his cock out. 

 

I likes Mr. army_gator03's attitude.

[Topper13 3201]

[Funk Doctor Spock 11922]

Mukuba is just a baller 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Thanks Undertaker

[Bevo&Pevo 5026]

MOAR!  MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! 

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Collins gets credit for 2

[ClubWhatever 12087]

Florida should just run it every play to get the game over.  They would score that way too.

[runthebone 7932]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

I delivered a package to the Undertaker's house about a month ago. Had his wife's name on the package. Very nice house.

For a graveyard

[mchookem 16206]

lol ok I'm actually feeling a little sorry for that freshman qb.

 

but just a little 😄

[thunderlounge 7757]

4 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Speaking of drugs, bout to start rolling up some of Colorady’s finest to celebrate this ass kicking after I’m done with my Quinn & Sark Zyn. Should make for a smooth ride for the completion of this smooth buttfucking.

 

Done had some of my own finest. Northern Lights before kick.

 

Bacon wrapped shrimp for halftime.

[Davis Lane 5553]

New Surly tailgate motto:

"Taking souls and digging holes."

[The Dude 1244]

Napier hating life

[Lou Loomis 724]

[C-Man 27049]

Who is it?

Looks an awful lot like Tony Hinchcliffe

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

We’re gonna win the SEC

Pump the brakes 

[campcrunk 2346]

Billy Napier is a broken man. I legit kind of feel bad for him

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

Amazing what happens when our offense doesn't put the defense in bad spots. 

[Viethorn 34]

Did he get more completions to Texas in last 5 throws?

[Horn80 6075]

Gator #21 likes his grits.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11922]

All those INT'S are gifted to the sips. It's rigged! 

/aggy

[beer 3217]

[Hermanator 6939]

Let's Go

[I Plead Da Fif 240]

Shit. Cam’s down. Looks like a hamstring.

[UTexasFight 9378]

Undertaker. This is the first time I’ve ever heard him talk.

He’s really good.

He’s usually just handing us big 12 championship trophies 

[Pam Cummings 9575]

Williams down

[Funk Doctor Spock 11922]

I respect Undertaker and love he's a horn