Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks

[RPM 26227]

Trump picks Rep. Matt Gaetz as attorney general

[MissingInAction 24815]

[ut1978 34]

7 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Can't wait to see Flynn nominated for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff...

No. He'd have to return to military service....I ***think*** he's retired. However his brother heads PACOM...that could be a possibility.

How about Roger Stone, MTG, Boobert, and Laura Loomer...do we have them pencilled in for anything?

[workswithseed 2036]

https://x.com/rathbona2/status/1856514067109683659

[Ted Lange 16048]

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26279]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Markwayne Mullin on CNN says he "trusts President Trump's judgement" regarding Gaetz.  

Grassley reportedly couldn't speak for 30 seconds when told Gaetz was the pick.

Murkowski says "We need a serious AG.  I'm looking forward to considering somebody serious.  This was not on my bingo card".

Mullin also says recess appointments will be a "last resort", but that they will go that way "if necessary". 

But none of that explains anything about how Oklahoma you have to be to name your kid “Markwayne.” Did Donny Lee sound too snobby?

44 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Update from politico. 

 

I’m disappointed. I was expecting to hear the both sides angle here. 

[Underdog 28455]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He should just go ahead and appoint his horse to Consul. 

 

[TexArcher 37508]

I wouldn't be surprised to wake up tomorrow and find out that Josh Hawley is the new Deputy Fuhrer.

Fuck it.  

[Bozo_Casanova 26279]

[Ojo Rojo 1901]

This is a bit.  You seriously could not TRY to make worse cabinet picks than these.  Bravo.  I've got my popcorn.  This is going to be comedic gold.

[aggie08 21432]

Just now, Ojo Rojo said:

This is a bit.  You seriously could not TRY to make worse cabinet picks than these.  Bravo.  I've got my popcorn.  This is going to be comedic gold.

Give it time. He has barely dipped his toe into the pool of Trump ass kissers. MTG is getting a job. Loomer is getting a job. Alex Jones might get a job. Rudy is getting a job for no other reason than "Take that, liberals!"

[Beantown Express 2.0 6554]

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't be surprised to wake up tomorrow and find out that Josh Hawley is the new Deputy Fuhrer.

Fuck it.  

Obergruppenführer Josh Hawley has a nice ring to it, no?

[Brisketexan 104605]

Just now, aggie08 said:

Give it time. He has barely dipped his toe into the pool of Trump ass kissers. MTG is getting a job. Loomer is getting a job. Alex Jones might get a job. Rudy is getting a job for no other reason than "Take that, liberals!"

This.

Imagine how bad these picks can be.  Then realize your imagination isn't anywhere CLOSE to how bad they are actually going to be.

Y'all really still don't get how bad this is going to be.  Because a healthy, functioning brain really can't grasp shit that bad.  Fortunately, nobody has ever accused me of having a healthy, functioning brain, so I can see quite clearly and vividly the shitshow.  No point in saying "buckle up."  A seatbelt won't matter when the car ends up looking like this:

[DDD Dad 14251]

1 hour ago, babysdaddy said:

wager a nice bottle or a round of golf?

[DDD Dad 14251]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

putin’s hand picked choice here ….

 

What you have to understand is that we created that political quagmire. /ani

[Macklemore 2870]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

confirmed !

 

this is how you end a country 

Massie for Speaker. Best Congressman by miles. Trump’s transition is going better than I could have imagined. 

Edited Wednesday at 11:24 PM by Macklemore

[Gil Bang 25898]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Massie for Speaker. Best Congressman by miles.

Gaetz seems like your kind of man.

[G650 14106]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

Gaetz seems like your kind of man.

Not enough dick sucking probably

[Texaus 372]

37 minutes ago, RPM said:

Trump picks Rep. Matt Gaetz as attorney general

I really shouldn’t be surprised by anything Trump does anymore, but this surprises me. 

[pearlandhorn 3269]

It appears that democrats have entered the 7th stage of grief 8 days post election.

[speed817 19112]

[Captainant 27451]

36 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

https://x.com/rathbona2/status/1856514067109683659

The tweet didn't embed for some reason, but why did you return from a years long hiatus just to tell people to kill themselves? Here's the linked tweet:

[DDD Dad 14251]

11 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Massie for Speaker. Best Congressman by miles. Trump’s transition is going better than I could have imagined. 

How this ultimately ends?

Spoiler

 

[TwiceHorn 31272]

6 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

It appears that democrats have entered the 7th stage of grief 8 days post election.

Defend Matthew Fucking Gaetz as Attorney General of the United States.

I double dog dare you.

Besides his personal unsuitability, he has fewer than two years as a practicing lawyer.  The rest as political hack.

Edited Wednesday at 11:31 PM by TwiceHorn

[DDD Dad 14251]

5 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

It appears that democrats have entered the 7th stage of grief 8 days post election.

I'm still stuck at bewilderment.

[Brisketexan 104605]

4 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

It appears that democrats have entered the 7th stage of grief 8 days post election.

I get that owning tha libz is super cool....but how can any human possibly celebrate the parade of unqualified, incompetent sycophants who are being appointed to crucial and powerful positions?  I mean, yeah, I get it, ha ha it's hilarious that he made a lobotomized chimp the pilot of a 787....but it's a 787.  With people on it.  Including you.  And it's going to be flown by a brain-damaged ape.  How is that good?

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Which one is despair?  

[sidis 9749]

7 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

It appears that democrats have entered the 7th stage of grief 8 days post election.

do you think appointing matt gaetz to the role of attorney general is in this country's best interest? if so, why?

[pearlandhorn 3269]

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Defend Matthew Fucking Gaetz as Attorney General of the United States.

I double dog dare you.

Besides his personal unsuitability, he has fewer than two years as a practicing lawyer.  The rest as political hack.

Definitely not defending it at all. I think it’s a horrible pick. Plenty of prior presidents have made appointments to unqualified individuals.

2 minutes ago, sidis said:

do you think appointing matt gaetz to the role of attorney general is in this country's best interest? if so, why?

See above. Not at all. I’m here with my popcorn.

[softlynow 1783]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I get that owning tha libz is super cool....but how can any human possibly celebrate the parade of unqualified, incompetent sycophants who are being appointed to crucial and powerful positions?  I mean, yeah, I get it, ha ha it's hilarious that he made a lobotomized chimp the pilot of a 787....but it's a 787.  With people on it.  Including you.  And it's going to be flown by a brain-damaged ape.  How is that good?

How much criminal defense have you done? Did you ever ask a murderer or a kiddie rapist why he did it? Did you quickly regret doing so?

I never asked, but have had a few offer their reasoning. In my experience, the answers to your questions are not going to be enlightening or helpful.

[G650 14106]

You really should stick to weed whacker string.

[sidis 9749]

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

Definitely not defending it at all. I think it’s a horrible pick. Plenty of prior presidents have made appointments to unqualified individuals.

See above. Not at all. I’m here with my popcorn.

[TexArcher 37508]

6 minutes ago, sidis said:

do you think appointing matt gaetz to the role of attorney general is in this country's best interest? if so, why?

You'd have to ask Jesse Watters to explain what sidis thinks.  All sidis can do for himself is nod along and bark for a treat like a fucking seal.

[speed817 19112]

When does MTG be appointed administrator of NASA???

[sidis 9749]

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You'd have to ask Jesse Watters to explain what sidis thinks.  All sidis can do for himself is nod along and bark for a treat like a fucking seal.

and there i was, cheering on your chelsea boys against arsenal at stamford this past weekend...and that's how you're gonna do me?

Edited Wednesday at 11:44 PM by sidis

[DDD Dad 14251]

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I get that owning tha libz is super cool....but how can any human possibly celebrate the parade of unqualified, incompetent sycophants who are being appointed to crucial and powerful positions?  I mean, yeah, I get it, ha ha it's hilarious that he made a lobotomized chimp the pilot of a 787....but it's a 787.  With people on it.  Including you.  And it's going to be flown by a brain-damaged ape.  How is that good?

Beppo go home?

[Incredulity 11564]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Trump picks Rep. Matt Gaetz as attorney general

I’ll be back in 4 years to ask if Geatz or Garland was a worse AG

 

[mchookem 16212]

26 minutes ago, Captainant said:

The tweet didn't embed for some reason, but why did you return from a years long hiatus just to tell people to kill themselves? Here's the linked tweet:

because he's a great christian

[Dnaguy 11775]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

solid plan here ….

 

Can you really call this a ‘thought’ experiment if you don’t use your brain?

[Brian Fantana 6668]

47 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.

Imagine how bad these picks can be.  Then realize your imagination isn't anywhere CLOSE to how bad they are actually going to be.

Y'all really still don't get how bad this is going to be.  Because a healthy, functioning brain really can't grasp shit that bad.  Fortunately, nobody has ever accused me of having a healthy, functioning brain, so I can see quite clearly and vividly the shitshow.  No point in saying "buckle up."  A seatbelt won't matter when the car ends up looking like this:

This is me posting through the upcoming Night of the Long Knives

5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I’ll be back in 4 years to ask if Geatz or Garland was a worse AG

 

I think pretty much everyone agrees Garland is a shitty and feckless AG.

[Underdog 28455]

1 hour ago, ut1978 said:

Both these guys can be GOP butlers.

They'll be gainfully employed by trump... 

 

[Ghost of LL 15491]

8 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Massie for Speaker. Best Congressman by miles. Trump’s transition is going better than I could have imagined. 

I genuinely don't understand why you post here.

Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh and think "what a dumbfuck" when they read your posts.  And why post when everything you write only reconfirms that impression?

But beyond that, you're just a source of humor.  On any thread you jump on, people joke about blow jobs and meth . . . because you literally suck dick for meth.

Look, man--I don't want to kink shame.  If posting on this board is to fulfill a humiliation fetish, I mean--sure.  But if not that, why on earth would you post here?

[Brisketexan 104605]

12 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I’ll be back in 4 years to ask if Geatz or Garland was a worse AG

 

I mean....every now and then, Incredulity makes a solid point.

I imagine the question of who is worse will be a pretty interesting one.  It will be for totally different reasons -- their flavors of incompetence are different, and Gaetz has that spicy topping of malice and self-interest, but we'll have to wait and see.  It may well be that each have equal shares, for different reasons, in the trophy given for "helping to kill the republic."

[Texaus 372]

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

I genuinely don't understand why you post here.

Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh and think "what a dumbfuck" when they read your posts.  And why post when everything you write only reconfirms that impression?

But beyond that, you're just a source of humor.  On any thread you jump on, people joke about blow jobs and meth . . . because you literally suck dick for meth.

Look, man--I don't want to kink shame.  If posting on this board is to fulfill a humiliation fetish, I mean--sure.  But if not that, why on earth would you post here?

I just always assumed he’s a hitby sock. Can’t be real persona

[mchookem 16212]

16 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I’ll be back in 4 years to ask if Geatz or Garland was a worse AG

 

and that's fair

[workswithseed 2036]

37 minutes ago, Captainant said:

The tweet didn't embed for some reason, but why did you return from a years long hiatus just to tell people to kill themselves? Here's the linked tweet:

Someone's never seen the video, but bad faith Gary to a t. Not even obvious jokes. I have to always be serious, or you'll twist it. I mean, you can read it that way you want.

[Francisco 2.0 32333]

 

 

 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6554]

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....every now and then, Incredulity makes a solid point.

I imagine the question of who is worse will be a pretty interesting one.  It will be for totally different reasons -- their flavors of incompetence are different, and Gaetz has that spicy topping of malice and self-interest, but we'll have to wait and see.  It may well be that each have equal shares, for different reasons, in the trophy given for "helping to kill the republic."

I find it hard to compare the two.  Garland was a pussy not willing to get his hands dirty and charge people committing crimes because it would look political.  The other is going to go after anyone who is against him politically.  Gaetz will do whatever Trump tells him to unlike pieces of shit like Sessions and Barr.  At least they would tell Trump, “hey, Hillary didn’t do anything so we can’t charge her”.  I see Gaetz as a guy that plants a gun and a bag of coke on someone if Trump tells him to.  I fully expect investigations and arrests of people like AOC once they get uppity with Dear Leader. 

Edited yesterday at 12:16 AM by Beantown Express 2.0

[DDD Dad 14251]

15 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I genuinely don't understand why you post here.

Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh and think "what a dumbfuck" when they read your posts.  And why post when everything you write only reconfirms that impression?

But beyond that, you're just a source of humor.  On any thread you jump on, people joke about blow jobs and meth . . . because you literally suck dick for meth.

Look, man--I don't want to kink shame.  If posting on this board is to fulfill a humiliation fetish, I mean--sure.  But if not that, why on earth would you post here?

And tailored jerseys

[David Dennison 18656]

I've been gone all day.

Did I miss anything?