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12 hours ago, That Guy said:

Man, I just love the look on the faces of the children. They all look resigned to the fact that dad’s a fucking moron and is going to keep doing moronic shit forever. 
 

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It’s painfully obvious he text the kiddos they’re going bombing Yemen tonight.  And some 4 star general is wondering why the fuck he’s going to Chuck E. Cheese.  

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It’s painfully obvious he text the kiddos they’re going bombing Yemen tonight.  And some 4 star general is wondering why the fuck he’s going to Chuck E. Cheese.  

I mean, FFS, we’re probably a week away from bombing Chuck E Cheese.
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1 hour ago, C-Man said:


We haven’t had a MAGA hair meltdown like this since Rudy’s hair-dye incident

How quickly you forgot about the self-cut JD sported to the donut shop.

 

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8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Worse yet, someone stole one of his sideburns:

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There was always something extra assholeish about Pete that I couldn't quite put my finger on until this morning.

The likeness is uncanny.

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15 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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This would be unforgivable cringe coming from someone with Dan Crenshaw’s background but it was posted by a guy who did HVAC and property management in Stillwater. 

If only Marky-Wayne knew what “beadwindow” meant … 🙄

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16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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This would be unforgivable cringe coming from someone with Dan Crenshaw’s background but it was posted by a guy who did HVAC and property management in Stillwater. 

Mother fucker ain't doing shit.

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16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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This would be unforgivable cringe coming from someone with Dan Crenshaw’s background but it was posted by a guy who did HVAC and property management in Stillwater. 


 

 

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Why do I get the impression that this is the scene at the Hegseth household every morning (also, this is lowkey the best scene in Flight, including the opening 20 minutes. I said what I said).  There's something about that slicked back hair and "what's up?" look Hegseth always has that suggests he needed a bump and an industrial level scrub to get out the door. 

 

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Is whatever jagoff trump digs up from the right wing nuthouse going to be any worse? Probably so. 

We aren't hearing anything, but I can only imagine the horrific stuff going on with the FBI and intelligence agencies under those incompetent loons Patel and Gabbard. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, tx ind said:

It’s going to be amazing after Hegseth is booted that Trump’s tipping point was Loomer in his ear.

Well, Trump doesn't give a fuck about classified information if it's "neat" and he can show it to people to impress them.  Multiple episodes of that during and after Trump I.

Why should he give a fuck about Hegseth doing the same thing?

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2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, Trump doesn't give a fuck about classified information if it's "neat" and he can show it to people to impress them.  Multiple episodes of that during and after Trump I.

Why should he give a fuck about Hegseth doing the same thing?

"Look, Laura Loomer is a beautiful and persuasive woman. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they say. Someone very smart said it. She calls it a 'Loomjob', ok? She gives a great one, like you wouldn't believe."

 

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"Look, Laura Loomer is a beautiful and persuasive woman. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they say. Someone very smart said it. She calls it a 'Loomjob', ok? She gives a great one, like you wouldn't believe."

I’ve really got to hand it to you; you’re the best on Surly at this. No one else comes close.

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