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12 hours ago, Bookman said:

How will all this affect my prescriptions for Rogaine and Viagra? 

Don’t worry my hairy cocked friend!  They are working on a combo drug that will grow your locks AND your cocks. You’ll be assured to have the hairiest shaft this side of the mason dixon. 

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15 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Don’t worry my hairy cocked friend!  They are working on a combo drug that will grow your locks AND your cocks. You’ll be assured to have the hairiest shaft this side of the mason dixon. 

Throw in some Ozempic and we can call it the "American Cocktail." 

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https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/bird-flu-found-sample-california-raw-milk-officials/story?id=116185808

Hooray, raw milk is a vehicle for bird flu transmission! It's a good thing we have a standard of pasteruization to protect against such spread of diseases.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/rfk-jr-health-stances-vaccines-fluoride-raw-milk-rcna180244

But the new guy overseeing the FDA and the CDC says raw milk is cool, so I'm sure that'll be just fine

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