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Just now, Anastasis said:

Elderberry extract. Prophylactic or at first sign of symptoms, or both. 

Did you forget what board you are on? You say Prophylatic and you know there are a few wondering how to get her to swallow some condoms. They are just wondering if the flavored ones are better. Or Ribbed and do you add bbq sauce.

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11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, definitely too late for Tamiflu. This has legit kicked her ass. Last time she had the flu was over 20 years ago. Yesterday, the fever and puking hit. But, that was the worst, as she got some rest last night, and can now eat some crackers and Gatorade. The plan is more rest and fluids today.
She’s sleeping in the guest bedroom, I’m taking all the Emergen-C I can.
And yes, the flu is the flu, not a cold.

For what it's worth, I now swear by lysine.  It's supposed to help suppress a virus from replicating itself, to either help with recovery if already sick, or to keep the viral loads at check if a family member is sick.  You might head to Central Market or People's and get some, taking 1,000 mg a day.

Whenever someone in my family gets sick now, or we start to feel anything like a cold or other illness come on, we start popping the lysine for a few days.  

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Bubonic plague was from fleas, and traveled on rats. 

I know, just did not think of another transmission path. So fleas get on voles that are eaten by squirrels that live with tree rats (yes they exist).

Work with me here.

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43 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Lol. Emergen-C won’t do shit to prevent a viral infection. You need to load up on raw milk, horse paste, and copper bracelets. 

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Next I suppose you’re going to say that Brisket putting Oklahomans in the Big Tex wicker basket and burning them won’t bring a year of good crops. 

Do your research!!!

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3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Did you forget what board you are on? You say Prophylatic and you know there are a few wondering how to get her to swallow some condoms. They are just wondering if the flavored ones are better. Or Ribbed and do you add bbq sauce.

Negged for not going with "McRibbed".

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9 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Did you forget what board you are on? You say Prophylatic and you know there are a few wondering how to get her to swallow some condoms. They are just wondering if the flavored ones are better. Or Ribbed and do you add bbq sauce.

My wife asked if yall were hero worshipping Luigi I said I dunno but check out the thread on DT. She goes there, says “your boys are talking about pegging?” It all comes back to dicks and fake dicks in bodily orifices  for you fellas. 

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34 minutes ago, troph said:

My wife asked if yall were hero worshipping Luigi I said I dunno but check out the thread on DT. She goes there, says “your boys are talking about pegging?” It all comes back to dicks and fake dicks in bodily orifices  for you fellas. 

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53 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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It’s gonna be hilarious when elderberry suppresses h5n1 after the ivermectin debacle. 
 

Oh, and ftr this is what a natural spillover looks like. It’s not optimized for human to human transfer and that takes some time to acquire. Hopefully it doesn’t. 

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Louisiana bars health dept. from promoting flu, COVID, mpox vaccines: Report - Ars Technica

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Louisiana's health department has been barred from advertising or promoting vaccines for flu, COVID-19, and mpox, according to reporting by NPR, KFF Health News, and New Orleans Public Radio WWNO.

Their investigative report—based on interviews with multiple health department employees who spoke on the condition of anonymity for fear of retaliation—revealed that employees were told of the startling policy change in meetings in October and November and that the policy would be implemented quietly and not put into writing. Ars Technica has contacted the health department for comment and will update this post with any new information.

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The health department provided a statement to NPR saying that it has been "reevaluating both the state's public health priorities as well as our messaging around vaccine promotion, especially for COVID-19 and influenza." The statement described the change as a move "away from one-size-fits-all paternalistic guidance" to a stance in which "immunization for any vaccine, along with practices like mask wearing and social distancing, are an individual's personal choice."

According to employees, the new policy cancelled standard fall flu vaccination events this year and affects every other aspect of the health department's work, as NPR explained: "Employees could not send out press releases, give interviews, hold vaccine events, give presentations or create social media posts encouraging the public to get the vaccines. They also could not put up signs at the department's clinics that COVID, flu or mpox vaccines were available on site."

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5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

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We are headed for Idiocracy.  We have people who have spent the last 40 years surrounded by modern medicine, and they’ve forgotten things like polio and mumps and measles when it comes to vaccines (and even milder things like chicken pox), even after living through a pandemic that killed a million Americans. They see some FAA-mandated running lights in the sky at night over Dumpsterville, New Jersey and automatically think aliens or Iranians or Chinese or Russians.

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Old guy in Louisiana had it mutate in his body and attack his respiratory system.

https://www.kalb.com/2024/12/27/bird-flu-mutation-found-louisiana-patient/

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The bird flu virus in a patient in Louisiana has likely mutated while they were in the hospital.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said the mutations mean the H5N1 virus could potentially become more transmissible to humans. As of now, health officials say there has been no documented person-to-person transmission associated with the H5N1 viruses in the current outbreak.

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The CDC said that this patient was infected by sick and dead birds in a backyard flock and samples taken while in the hospital identified mutations that were not found in the wild birds. 

The Louisiana Department of Health said the public health risk for the general public remains low, but recommends that people who work with birds, poultry or cows, or have recreational exposure to them, take the appropriate precautions.

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Fucking Louisiana.  You know that shit is about to get real..  

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On 12/20/2024 at 9:37 AM, InkaUtexas said:

Did you forget what board you are on? You say Prophylatic and you know there are a few wondering how to get her to swallow some condoms. They are just wondering if the flavored ones are better. Or Ribbed and do you add bbq sauce.

Yep. Catching up on old threads and I thought “What do condoms have to do with the flu?”  

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