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46 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

“if the ship ain’t docked, the virus ain’t caught…”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/cruises/2025/02/10/holland-america-cruise-norovirus-outbreak-rotterdam/78392376007/

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The cases mark the seventh outbreak of gastrointestinal illness on cruises that has met the health agency’s threshold for public notification in 2025. There were 18 outbreaks last year – including on Rotterdam in December – most of which were caused by norovirus.

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On 2/10/2025 at 8:07 AM, SurlyGator said:

If I were you, I wouldn't get the Surly bullhorn anywhere near my mouth.  That's how new diseases get started.

Or it could be a vaccination for every disease you could possibly imagine. 

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14 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/cruises/2025/02/10/holland-america-cruise-norovirus-outbreak-rotterdam/78392376007/

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The cases mark the seventh outbreak of gastrointestinal illness on cruises that has met the health agency’s threshold for public notification in 2025. There were 18 outbreaks last year – including on Rotterdam in December – most of which were caused by norovirus.

Image of How many people you lose on a normal cruise, 30, 40?

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https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/02/measles-outbreak-doubles-in-one-of-texas-least-vaccinated-counties/

An outbreak of measles in one of Texas' least vaccinated counties continues to rapidly expand, with officials reporting 24 cases Tuesday, up from just nine confirmed on Friday.

According to an update by the Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS), all 24 cases identified in the two-week-old outbreak are in unvaccinated people. Nine of the patients (37.5 percent) required hospitalization.

Most of the cases are in children. DSHS provided an age breakdown that listed six cases as being in infants and young children between the ages of 0 and 4. This is the age group most vulnerable to measles because they have a heightened risk of complications from the disease and may be too young to be fully vaccinated with the Measles, Mumps, and Rubella (MMR) vaccine. Children are recommended to get two doses of the MMR vaccine, one between 12 and 15 months and the second between 4 and 6 years. One dose of MMR vaccine is estimated to be 93 percent effective against measles, while two doses are 97 percent effective.

Of the remainder of the 24 cases, 16 were between the ages of 5 and 17, and two were 18 or older.

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21 hours ago, Incredulity said:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/cruises/2025/02/10/holland-america-cruise-norovirus-outbreak-rotterdam/78392376007/

Think Tim Robinson GIF by NETFLIX

 

The cases mark the seventh outbreak of gastrointestinal illness on cruises that has met the health agency’s threshold for public notification in 2025. There were 18 outbreaks last year – including on Rotterdam in December – most of which were caused by norovirus.

Man no way I would get on a cruise ship. Those things are floating gain of function projects.

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10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Man no way I would get on a cruise ship. Those things are floating gain of function projects.

Fortunately, only healthy people go on cruises. No olds or fatties.

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2 hours ago, miguelito said:

Every time I read about this I think man, what are the odds.

RFK Jr would tell you that there are no measles so the odds are negligible.

5 hours ago, Deej said:

I hope their parents can get to Tractor Supply in time to get their medication. 

One of my relatives found out my kid is home with the flu (probably told by my mom) and she asked us on FB why we aren’t trying ivermectin.

If I didn’t listen to my wife on such matters, I’d respond with “there’s a reason why you still live in a mobile home.”

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On 2/6/2025 at 2:38 PM, Brisketexan said:

Tangent:  My father died a bit over a week ago.  As my wife and I were taking care of immediate things in the house, that included checking the refrigerators for items that needed to be removed.  Turned out that he had 1 dozen eggs in the inside fridge, and another 18 pack in the outside fridge.  As I was talking with our probate attorney yesterday, I jokingly asked "shit, do I need to list those in the inventory of the estate?  That's like $100, right?"

 

Those eggs were his retirement. 

 

On a related note, my daily breakfast burrito went up almost a dollar in price. 

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Hooray, our nextdoor neighbor state is no longer promoting vaccination!

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/louisiana-end-mass-vaccine-promotion-states-top-health-118807539

NEW ORLEANS -- The Louisiana Department of Health “will no longer promote mass vaccination” according to a Thursday memo written by the state's top health official and obtained by The Associated Press.

 

A department spokesperson confirmed Louisiana Surgeon General Ralph Abraham had ordered his staff to stop engaging in media campaigns and community health fairs to encourage vaccinations, even as the state has experienced a surge in influenza.

 

Abraham's announcement occurred the same day vaccine skepticRobert F. Kennedy Jr. was sworn in by the U.S. Senate to serve as President Donald Trump's health secretary.

 

In a separate letter posted on the department's website, Louisiana's surgeon general decried “blanket government mandates” for vaccines and criticized the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's COVID-19 vaccination push. Individuals should make their own decisions about vaccinations, Abraham said.

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Hooray, our nextdoor neighbor state is no longer promoting vaccination!

I would say "good, fuck em, they'll learn real fucking fast what modern medicine has done for the civilized world".

But they are going to fucking wreck a shitload of kids and put a lot of people in the hospital who didn't need to be.

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7 hours ago, Deej said:

It's been real. Nice knowing all of you. 

Yep, next one is going to be even more fucked up, but hey, at least he’ll do his own research and drive around in the family station wagon with a chainsaw cutting off the heads of cows.

Meanwhile, a lot of dumbass parents are sending their sick kids to school and many are not even bothering to mask them up.

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It’s still pretty wild to me that a portion of one side has taken the lead of the loudest anti vax group from the hippies over politics.  I think we’re possibly living in a simulation since about 2016. No CR that’s just actually how it is now and it makes no sense. 

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17 hours ago, Captainant said:

NEW ORLEANS -- The Louisiana Department of Health “will no longer promote mass vaccination” according to a Thursday memo written by the state's top health official and obtained by The Associated Press.

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“Who dat say we gonna super-spread dat event…..!?”

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West Texas.

The measles outbreak first reported in Gaines County, Texas, has doubled to 48 cases since a count released earlier this week, the Texas Department of State Health Services said Friday. The first two cases were identified in late January and the numbers have been rising since.

Forty-two cases are reported in Gaines County. Surrounding counties have also reported cases, three in Terry County, two in Yoakum County and one in Lynn County. With the contagious nature of the disease, the state health department says it expects more cases will be reported in Gaines County and the surrounding areas.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/health/measles-texas-outbreak/index.html

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Brisket encourages us to be entrepreneurs .  

I should reach out to the brewers of Old Milwaukee beer and see about getting them to bottle “No Flu Brew - the only light beer containing Ivermectin!”

(“triple filtered to eliminate nano bots”)

(”Each 6-pack costs less than a dozen eggs…”)

(“Bottles NEVER recycled”)

 

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48 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

I’d like to laugh at this, but those kids don’t deserve to suffer because their parents are fucking stupid.

Yep, wanted to make a joke about Texas being #1 in the nation again, but it’s not funny for those kids.

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30 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Brisket encourages us to be entrepreneurs .  

I should reach out to the brewers of Old Milwaukee beer and see about getting them to bottle “No Flu Brew - the only light beer containing Ivermectin!”

(“triple filtered to eliminate nano bots”)

(”Each 6-pack costs less than a dozen eggs…”)

(“Bottles NEVER recycled”)

 

Just make sure and don’t pasteurize it, even if the shelf life is shit as a result.

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How many of these grownups who don’t wanna give their kids the vaccines for all the childhood diseases were themselves spared all the childhood diseases by the vaccines.  Seems unfair to the kids.  Dunno.

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20 minutes ago, Parliament said:

How many of these grownups who don’t wanna give their kids the vaccines for all the childhood diseases were themselves spared all the childhood diseases by the vaccines.  Seems unfair to the kids.  Dunno.

I'm about 99% sure the vast majority of the kids catching the measles are children of Mennonite adults, who likely also weren't immunized as children growing up in Mexico. I suppose they could ultimately have been when they ended up relocating from Chihuahua state to West Texas, but I would tend to think they'd have to be. Honestly, though, I don't have a firm handle on their immigration/residence status.

Regardless, there will also undoubtedly be some unvaccinated non-Mennonite kids who will soon (or already are) become exposed and fall ill. It's all so pointless and stupid that this is even a topic of conversation one-quarter of the way through the 21st Century, but here we are wallowing in mud and manure like fucking Medieval peasants.

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5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I'm about 99% sure the vast majority of the kids catching the measles are children of Mennonite adults, who likely also weren't immunized as children growing up in Mexico. I suppose they could ultimately have been when they ended up relocating from Chihuahua state to West Texas, but I would tend to think they'd have to be. Honestly, though, I don't have a firm handle on their immigration/residence status.

Regardless, there will also undoubtedly be some unvaccinated non-Mennonite kids who will soon (or already are) become exposed and fall ill. It's all so pointless and stupid that this is even a topic of conversation one-quarter of the way through the 21st Century, but here we are wallowing in mud and manure like fucking Medieval peasants.

So for years we hear about the undomented masses coming across the border bringing in countless disease. And it ends up being anglo mennonites. Yep, makes sense.

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2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So for years we hear about the undomented masses coming across the border bringing in countless disease. And it ends up being anglo mennonites. Yep, makes sense.

Why are you surprised? They're GERM-ans, after all.

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep, wanted to make a joke about Texas being #1 in the nation again, but it’s not funny for those kids.

I'm sure Hot Wheels and Paxton will get right on it, since they care about kids so much.

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