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There was some Christmas event in my building lobby yesterday, complete with carolers decked out in Dickins era costume. I had to repress my impulse to greet them with a scowling “hail Satan.”

So fucking sick of 21st century Christianity.

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33 minutes ago, Tuco said:

There was some Christmas event in my building lobby yesterday, complete with carolers decked out in Dickins era costume. I had to repress my impulse to greet them with a scowling “hail Satan.”

So fucking sick of 21st century Christianity.

Sounds like that was 19th century Christianity 

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2 hours ago, Tuco said:

There was some Christmas event in my building lobby yesterday, complete with carolers decked out in Dickins era costume. I had to repress my impulse to greet them with a scowling “hail Satan.”

So fucking sick of 21st century Christianity.

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20 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

As Anglophiles, @Ghost of LL and I prefer "Happy Christmas." 

I'm in the "bah, Humbug" camp these days.  I have oral argument next week, and then three depositions and an MSJ hearing the following week.  And I somehow need to get a hearing on a TCPA motion set before the end of the year.  All of that is on top of the generalized EOY bullshit that comes with running a business, having various social obligations, and dealing with a wife and kids who expect presents.  I don't have time for any of this holiday bullshit.

Oh, and on top of it Mrs.LL thinks she wants to buy a new house in West Lake Hills.

So bah, Humbug and fuck all y'all.

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27 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I'm in the "bah, Humbug" camp these days.  I have oral argument next week, and then three depositions and an MSJ hearing the following week.  And I somehow need to get a hearing on a TCPA motion set before the end of the year.  All of that is on top of the generalized EOY bullshit that comes with running a business, having various social obligations, and dealing with a wife and kids who expect presents.  I don't have time for any of this holiday bullshit.

Oh, and on top of it Mrs.LL thinks she wants to buy a new house in West Lake Hills.

So bah, Humbug and fuck all y'all.

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21 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Got the first card in the mail yesterday.  "Merry Holidays!" 

What the fuck is that?  I don't get bend by either Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, but Merry Holidays is fucking stoopid.

I read this in your avatar's voice

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In Wal-mart (had to get more Christmas lights) and decided to look at Christmas cards. Saw some real cool ones. Picked up one for my son that says Merry Christmas and has Linus recited the Lords prayer. Saw another one, a Christmas tree that plays Oh Tannenbaum and says Happy Holidays. Grabbed that one for my daughter.

Old bitty next to me asks why I was not getting the Merry Christmas one for my daughter as well.

"Well, her boyfriend is Muslim."

Ya know, she says, "Mohamed is the most used name in England," in a tone showing shock.

"Wait until it is here."

She looks at me aghast, and starts to walk off.

"Ma'am, I lived in Muslim countries for a long time, don't worry. Dubai has great Holiday celebrations.  Plus the food is awesome. Hope you have a Happy Hanukkah."

I fucking hate wal mart. Brings the best out in me.

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13 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

In Wal-mart (had to get more Christmas lights) and decided to look at Christmas cards. Saw some real cool ones. Picked up one for my son that says Merry Christmas and has Linus recited the Lords prayer. Saw another one, a Christmas tree that plays Oh Tannenbaum and says Happy Holidays. Grabbed that one for my daughter.

Old bitty next to me asks why I was not getting the Merry Christmas one for my daughter as well.

"Well, her boyfriend is Muslim."

Ya know, she says, "Mohamed is the most used name in England," in a tone showing shock.

"Wait until it is here."

She looks at me aghast, and starts to walk off.

"Ma'am, I lived in Muslim countries for a long time, don't worry. Dubai has great Holilday celebrations.  Plus the food is awesome. Hope you have a Happy Hanukkah."

I fucking hate wal mart. Brings the best out in me.

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Never a good sign when a story starts out "This one time, at Walmart. . . ."

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Just now, Disco Strangler said:

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Never a good sign when a story starts out "This one time, at Walmart. . . ."

Yeah, well, fuck off. I said I needed Christmas lights. Sorry I don't buy bougie shit. Not all of us are CEO's.

Happy Kwanzaa.

 

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2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yeah, well, fuck off. I said I needed Christmas lights. Sorry I don't buy bougie shit. Not all of us are CEO's.

Happy Kwanzaa.

 

The Airing of Grievances has begun.

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On 12/4/2024 at 6:37 PM, Tuco said:

There was some Christmas event in my building lobby yesterday, complete with carolers decked out in Dickins era costume. I had to repress my impulse to greet them with a scowling “hail Satan.”

So fucking sick of 21st century Christianity.

Still could have flicked a farthing to the small crippled child.

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29 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

One of these years Christmas is gonna lose, dammit.

Either way, it just needs to shut the fuck up.

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I generally say Happy Holidays to people at work because I don't care enough to know which holidays any of them celebrate. It's laziness and a bit of apathy, but it works fine and doesn't cause any follow up conversations that waste 10 minutes in a meeting explaining what they celebrate. It covers everything, which is convenient, and it's not off-putting to anyone.

Although, there are a few guys at work who will say something like "Merry Christmas or happy whatever you celebrate" and chuckle about it. I think they are trying to be pricks while having the option to fall back on it being a joke if anyone gets upset. Using it as an opportunity to divide and annoy people is equally stupid and shitty behavior. 

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6 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I say Merry Christmas but people who think Christmas has anything to do with Jesus need to get their heads out of the sand. 

"Happy birthday, Jesus!" is 'Murica.

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7 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I say Merry Christmas but people who think Christmas has anything to do with Jesus need to get their heads out of the sand. 

Christmastime, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket. 

"Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho, baby Jesus! And what would you like for Christmas?" 

"Peace on Earth and goodwill towards men." 

"Well, what about a clockwork train?" 

"Oh, yes, much better. Forget peace on earth, I don't care.”

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Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck it, told wife we are decorating the house like we are a Legion in Germanic forests.

Complete with heads on pikes to scare off the peasantry?

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1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

Complete with heads on pikes to scare off the peasantry?

Yes, but only fakes ones of those who are fucking up Christmas. Like Hallmark Channel's head of production.

 

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On 11/14/2024 at 7:17 AM, InkaUtexas said:

Pisses me off we jump holidays. Went up to my dad's in north Dallas on the day after Halloween and there were Christmas lights up everywhere. FUCK THAT.

Yeah this year we saw Christmas lights earlier than ever in our 'hood in SW Austin - 2 weeks before Thanksgiving. Such bullshit. Chill, y'all. You don't need to turn on your Christmas lights as soon as they're available in the stores. Day after Thanksgiving? Go for it. Before that? Fuck off.

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6 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Still could have flicked a farthing to the small crippled child.

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8 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

That was a BS roughing call

Agreed. The ref listens to Christmas music in June. His favorite song is Wonderful Christmastime.

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On 12/6/2024 at 3:51 PM, Disco Strangler said:

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Never a good sign when a story starts out "This one time, at Walmart. . . ."

You don’t remember all of the letters to Penthouse that started out Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me, but I was in WalMart and…….

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On 12/7/2024 at 12:21 PM, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck it, told wife we are decorating the house like we are a Legion in Germanic forests.

"Sometimes in your ass, the blade sticks..."

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On 12/4/2024 at 4:24 PM, butthurt said:

Io Saturnalia or Happy Honda Days for this guy.

 

On 12/4/2024 at 4:29 PM, softlynow said:

Toyotathon is superior.

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On 12/4/2024 at 4:36 PM, royiv said:

Is it Happy December to Remember or Merry December to Remember?

 

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On 12/7/2024 at 6:42 AM, RDCanecutter said:

Still could have flicked a farthing to the small crippled child.

His dad thinks the ACA is communism, so fuck em.  Next time I sweep the leg. 

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This whole "War on Christmas" propaganda always reminds me that is likely no human on Planet Earth more arrogant, ignorant, and intolerant ... with their faith and feelings perpetually being hurt .... than the typical American Christian Bible Thumper.

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17 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

This whole "War on Christmas" propaganda always reminds me that is likely no human on Planet Earth more arrogant, ignorant, and intolerant ... with their faith and feelings perpetually being hurt .... than the typical American Christian Bible Thumper.

because Christian and American ideals come with the notion of exceptionalism. inferior people believe they are superior because both their country and religion profess to be exceptional, therefore they are superior to most people on earth. kinda hard to reason beyond that line of thinking when most people just take that information carte blanche and run with it

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Listened to a slew of Christmas carols this week. You know what I noticed? Christians seem to be really into Jesus as a baby and Jesus as a martyr.  All that stuff in the middle where he treated outcasts and the downtrodden with love and knocked over power structures that favored the rich over the poor and did some pretty radical things? They don't seem to be as impressed by all that. 

 

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25 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Listened to a slew of Christmas carols this week. You know what I noticed? Christians seem to be really into Jesus as a baby and Jesus as a martyr.  All that stuff in the middle where he treated outcasts and the downtrodden with love and knocked over power structures that favored the rich over the poor and did some pretty radical things? They don't seem to be as impressed by all that. 

 

 

his hippie years 

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It's not a 'carol' per se, but this is one of my favorite Christmas songs 

Based on the poem by Howard Thurman:

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When the song of the angels is stilled,

when the star in the sky is gone,

when the kings and princes are home,

when the shepherds are back with their flocks,

the work of Christmas begins:

to find the lost,

to heal the broken,

to feed the hungry,

to release the prisoner,

to rebuild the nations,

to bring peace among the people,

to make music in the heart.

 

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Learned at Mass yesterday, “Mary did you know,” is technically heretical to Catholics.  Father told us not to overthink it though.  If you like the song go ahead and sing it.

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5 hours ago, NWBuck said:

It's not a 'carol' per se, but this is one of my favorite Christmas songs 

Based on the poem by Howard Thurman:

 

Sounds like some libtard shit.

Jesus was born with an AR-15 in his hand, ready to shoot dirty immigrants.  I don't know what Bible you read, but it's probably a commie one.

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