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This is just the tip of the iceberg for OP. 

This woman will subject your wife to the following money grabs throughout both of your lifetimes:

Wedding Shower 

Bridal Shower

Bachelorette Party

Rehearsal Dinner

Actual Wedding at an inconvenient time

Baby shower

Gender reveal

Post-birth baby welcoming party 

And if her friend gets divorced you can throw in a Divorce party. If she has a second marriage you get to do everything all over again. Rinse and repeat. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Here’s what you do…

 

Tell your wife that you love her dearly but that you’d rather claw your fucking eyes out with a Taco Casa spork while listening to the OU band play Creed songs than to miss watching live, Texas kick open the proverbial aggy bedroom door, stroll across the room and steal his covers, and kick his ass on the way back to the top bunk, where the bitches stay. 🤘🏼

In all honesty, if you’ve been married for 38 years, you’re going to do what you always do, which is make your decision based on how much shit you’re willing to put up with from your wife. 

Good luck, homie.

 

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11 hours ago, horn4life said:

Well shit.  My wife is invited to a shower on game day. That starts at 3 fucking o'clock!!!!  I assume they (sort of like me) thought the game was going to be on Friday.  The kicker is the damn shower is at The Bowie on Rainey, and apparently there is no parking?!?!?!

While it would be immensely funny for you to frantically drive around the wrong part of town while your wife’s anger, frustration and disappointment grows, I’m surprised no one has pointed out that “the Bowie” is not located on Rainey Street.  The Bowie is in fact located off of West Sixth street… 15-20 min away from Rainey at peak times.

You’re clearly not cut out for this.  Just hire a professional and stay at home. 

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Late to the party but yeah black car service should be sufficient, it would be for me. I love being driven around town in a swanky large black SUV. 

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10 hours ago, Your Mom said:

I’d start by asking your wife why she is so intent on you being down on Rainey Street on Saturday evening? Sounds suspicious. Hope you can swim better than the others could. 
 

And also, Uber is the answer here. Not even Uber black.  Issues like this really should’ve been settled 38 years ago. My girlfriend knows that I would bend over backwards and move mountains to help her out with the important things in life. But there is no fucking way she would ever tell me she’s too good for Uber and expect me to miss a game for some high maintenance bullshit. 

Mom is always right. 

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I have an actual wedding to go to that evening for my wife’s cousin that starts at 4 and ends at 11. What’s worse is that it’s in south Louisiana and there won’t be a single other Longhorn there. What a kick in the nards. 

Geaux Longhorns!!

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I’m missing the Kentucky game for my Nieces’ wedding, at MFng game time (3:00) in downtown Austin.

BIL, also a UT grad, is $$$ compared to me and not even close, has an open bar at the reception in damn near Drip. Already told the wife she’s driving home!

Hook’em!!!

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On the Uber talk, I don’t do Uber Black often but Uber comfort for a few dollars more usually equals a newer nicer make and model SUV sometimes car. The few extra dollars is worth not having to sit in the back of someone’s dented up older Chevy Malibu they just smoked a joint in.  

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6 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

On the Uber talk, I don’t do Uber Black often but Uber comfort for a few dollars more usually equals a newer nicer make and model SUV sometimes car. The few extra dollars is worth not having to sit in the back of someone’s dented up older Chevy Malibu they just smoked a joint in.  

My car is nicer than a Malibu. 

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19 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

I have an actual wedding to go to that evening for my wife’s cousin that starts at 4 and ends at 11. What’s worse is that it’s in south Louisiana and there won’t be a single other Longhorn there. What a kick in the nards. 

Same goes for you too. Fake sick and watch the game. 

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9 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I’m missing the Kentucky game for my Nieces’ wedding, at MFng game time (3:00) in downtown Austin.

BIL, also a UT grad, is $$$ compared to me and not even close, has an open bar at the reception in damn near Drip. Already told the wife she’s driving home!

Hook’em!!!

She's getting married in downtown Austin on a home game weekend? Is she insane?!

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13 hours ago, MrBig said:

This is just the tip of the iceberg for OP. 

This woman will subject your wife to the following money grabs throughout both of your lifetimes:

Wedding Shower 

Bridal Shower

Bachelorette Party

Rehearsal Dinner

Actual Wedding at an inconvenient time

Baby shower

Gender reveal

Post-birth baby welcoming party 

And if her friend gets divorced you can throw in a Divorce party. If she has a second marriage you get to do everything all over again. Rinse and repeat. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you don't want your toes stepped on, put your foot down.

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19 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

If you don't want your toes stepped on, put your foot down.

Have to say I've never heard that one before.

And I think I know why.

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Same goes for you too. Fake sick and watch the game. 

This excuse will prove problematic when they get home and I’m shitfaced, passed out on my in-laws’ couch with my pants off, and Texas Fight is playing on repeat from my phone’s Spotify. 

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20 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

You are setting yourself up for future anniversary conflict by having a wedding date near an annual rivalry game.  I speak from experience with an anniversary of October 13th.  My wife always wants to travel somewhere for our anniversary and it often complicates watching TX/OU.  Watched last year from a cruise ship somewhere off the coast of Albania.

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16 hours ago, Professor Chesney said:

While it would be immensely funny for you to frantically drive around the wrong part of town while your wife’s anger, frustration and disappointment grows, I’m surprised no one has pointed out that “the Bowie” is not located on Rainey Street.  The Bowie is in fact located off of West Sixth street… 15-20 min away from Rainey at peak times.

You’re clearly not cut out for this.  Just hire a professional and stay at home. 

Yeah man, seems like at least one of your facts ain't straight. If the game's at 2:30, I'd probably pop on some Craig Way for the drive in, drop her off, and go to the Tavern or some such to watch the game. If it's close when the party wraps, have her uber over to you.

 

Though, I would still have money on night game since it'll likely be too huge to pass up for the primetime spot.

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Another options: get YouTube TV on your phone and get the free trial (or pay for a month) watch on your phone in your car or wherever. 
Jesus, watching an entire game on a phone while sitting in a car is worse than the actual cuck option of going to the shower.
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On 11/14/2024 at 8:33 PM, msucolt45 said:

I’m missing the Kentucky game for my Nieces’ wedding, at MFng game time (3:00) in downtown Austin.

You have multiple nieces getting married at the same wedding? 

Different partners or are they marrying each other? 🤔

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8 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Doesn’t putting your foot down make it easier for your toes to be stepped on ?

Out of curiosity, I did a cursory Google search for the expression and the only thing I came up with ... my sincere apologies in advance to all ... was this: 

Thought about how I'd rewrite the it. Would probably be "kick 'em in the ass."

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On 11/15/2024 at 4:42 AM, Longboard Horn said:

horn4life my ass. Delete thread, ban user. Also, what the Absolut vodka fuck is a wedding shower?

It precedes a golden shower. Or maybe it follows one. Hell, I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to those kinds of things. 

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I could see a scenario of Clemson USc 11 am

Iron bowl 2:30 

Texas 6:30. 
 

alL on ABC.  There is almost no way we’re not prime time if we beat Kentucky.  Will be one of the highest rated games of all time imo if the SEC title game appearance is on the line. 

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3 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

I could see a scenario of Clemson USc 11 am

Iron bowl 2:30 

Texas 6:30. 
 

alL on ABC.  There is almost no way we’re not prime time if we beat Kentucky.  Will be one of the highest rated games of all time imo if the SEC title game appearance is on the line. 

Agreed. First meeting in 13 years. Both teams top 15(Aggy may be closer to 10).  SEC title game in the line.  

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On 11/14/2024 at 6:05 PM, Droopy said:

Here’s what you do…

 

Tell your wife that you love her dearly but that you’d rather claw your fucking eyes out with a Taco Casa spork while listening to the OU band play Creed songs than to miss watching live, Texas kick open the proverbial aggy bedroom door, stroll across the room and steal his covers, and kick his ass on the way back to the top bunk, where the bitches stay.

 

This description and specifically the underlined part is.. just amazeballs. Yes, bolded, cause it ain't getting enough love.

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Posted
2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Where did you see this?

Never mind, apparently reading is the internet is harder than I thought.  That is the aggy / Auburn game time.

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14 minutes ago, markstanco said:


It’s going to be at night announcement or not. They won’t run it at 11 while Michigan tOSU is happening, that would miss viewers.

???

they announced in June that Texas/Texas A&M was going to kick sometime between 2:30 and 7.

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On 11/15/2024 at 10:03 PM, Hozz said:

I'm more likely to give a buddy a kidney than to help him move or give him a ride to the airport.

Some lonely guys are out there thinking, “What I wouldn’t give to know what driving my wife to a wedding shower feels like…”

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47 minutes ago, markstanco said:


It’s going to be at night announcement or not. They won’t run it at 11 while Michigan tOSU is happening, that would miss viewers.

 

30 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

???

they announced in June that Texas/Texas A&M was going to kick sometime between 2:30 and 7.

Yeah, this. A morning kick has not been on the table, but the afternoon still very much is possible.

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On 11/14/2024 at 6:02 AM, horn4life said:

Well shit.  My wife is invited to a shower on game day. That starts at 3 fucking o'clock!!!!  I assume they (sort of like me) thought the game was going to be on Friday.  The kicker is the damn shower is at The Bowie on Rainey, and apparently there is no parking?!?!?!

So the wife want's me to drop her off, and pick her up.  I of course will adapt and overcome.  But what do you guys think the odds of the 2:30 kick vs the 7 pm kick?  I can say fuck it, you find parking. I guess alternatively... where the hell should I watch the game if I am playing chauffeur downtown if it's an early kick.... 

Hey, you ever heard of Waymo? Fucking use it. 

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16 minutes ago, hornbri said:

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Night game it is 

Don't why for the life of me I thought we'd be playing Friday...better this way anyways.

Good SEC/ABC slat of Tenn/Vandy, Alabama/Auburn(PIg/Mizzou should be good for laughs) and finishing with our game.

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On 11/15/2024 at 11:14 PM, TrashMaster G said:

You have multiple nieces getting married at the same wedding? 

Different partners or are they marrying each other? 🤔

I mean it is the Kentucky game...

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43 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Yep...

 

If it was easy, everybody would be doing it.  We don't want it any other way.  Chance to show the world what it means to wear the Texas on the jersey.  Cant wait.  Beat Kentucky and get ready for the Ags.

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