Smash Burgers - Teach Me

[F250 28731]

So my daughter had some friends over earlier this evening and I was asked to make smash burgers for dinner. Well, I made a bad mess and ended up throwing some burgers on the gas grill because I trashed those "smash burgers."

Where I think I went wrong. I used an All-Clad stainless steel pan instead of cast iron. The spatula I used didn't properly smash the burgers and the meat stuck to the spatula.

If anyone knows how to make these damn things, explain it to me like I am five years old.

[Dr Fear 1268]

I use 2 cast iron skillets on the stove top with 1 lb of ground beef. I season in a bowl and weight out 2 oz balls. (This is where you screwed up) I then use precut squares of silicon paper between the beef and the spatula and smash directly into the skillet and peel off the paper. A little nonstick in the skillet to start doesn't hurt. Should come loose when they are ready to flip which is like a minute or 90 seconds, so have that cheese ready to go before you start if you want to melt it in the pan. Also a cheap spatula will bend so use a heavy duty one or improvise with a small plate, can, whatever. Wax paper may work, never tried it, but I would be afraid of the coating melting.

[immamac 42720]

2oz patty is normal bun sized smash patty anything more is gonna smash too big for the bun unless you have oversized buns.

Leave in ball form unseasoned. Get pan (preferably cast iron, but anything will work) up to 450+. Plop in burger and spray spatula or flatener thing with oil or use parchment paper. Smash the fucker. Season it. Wait till edges cook and curl a bit. Flip. Season again. Done. 

Patties should flatten out to about 1/4 inch in thickness or so. 

IMO smash-burgers are far inferior to a good properly cooked thick-burger (1.5-2" thiccboi types) but have more character and flavor complexity than a regular ass burger 1/2"-1" thickness. 

You also need at least 2 patties per bun because it's just not that much meat per patty. 

[elfenix 34204]

Hold spatula on top of burger with one hand and use a wooden spoon in the other to press straight down on the spatula

[Etexhorn13 3042]

American cheese is crucial. 2-3 oz patty. Place cheese as soon as you flip/season bottom side, then stack 2 and transfer to bun. IMO grilled onions are the only vegetable needed. 

[nolongerU2horn 753]

 

[baboso 6052]

This guy is using a griddle, but has some good tips:

 

[jimmyjazz 45623]

I bought one of these, it's much easier to use than a spatula:

[dieucla98 2942]

I smash mine before I put them in the skillet. That gives me a chance to fix my fucked up smash before it's too late.

It's cheating but it's the same end result.

[luke duke 6407]

I’m always impressed at how people can fuck up simple things.

[Dr Fear 1268]

That reminds me, last year I made weekly batches of weighed out 2oz mini burgers for my toddler to eat for lunch at daycare (until they told me that she was chewing off the cheese and tossing the burger), but that butcher tray that says 1lb of ground beef? It ain't 16oz.  You are lucky if it is even 15oz and it is absolutely never over.

[HenryJames 65923]

I smashed your mom's burger last night.

[SurlyBDR 22695]

58 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

but that butcher tray that says 1lb of ground beef? It ain't 16oz.  You are lucky if it is even 15oz and it is absolutely never over.

 

 

[Kennythetiger 9356]

1 hour ago, luke duke said:

I’m always impressed at how people can fuck up simple things.

Dad?  

[F250 28731]

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

Hold spatula on top of burger with one hand and use a wooden spoon in the other to press straight down on the spatula

I actually tried this in the middle of the cook which helped some but still resulted in failure.

[nolongerU2horn 753]

2 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

I smash mine before I put them in the skillet. That gives me a chance to fix my fucked up smash before it's too late.

It's cheating but it's the same end result.

It definitely will not be the same result

[immamac 42720]

I'm pretty sure F250 can use youtube if he wanted to do that for smashburgers. In today's age of content consolidation and platform I think it's important that we keep things in the community instead of constantly pushing people out to shit like that. 

In that spirit we should all make short clips or pics of a smashburger and post them here. I'll plan on doing some maybe tomorrow for lunch. 

[luke duke 6407]

I'm pretty sure F250 can use youtube if he wanted to do that for smashburgers. In today's age of content consolidation and platform I think it's important that we keep things in the community instead of constantly pushing people out to shit like that. 
In that spirit we should all make short clips or pics of a smashburger and post them here. I'll plan on doing some maybe tomorrow for lunch. 

I’ll save my how-to videos for the Bidet Meta Threas.

[Texzilla58 4719]

A reference for size:  a regular McDonald’s burger is 1.6 oz per patty.  We’d make them for ourselves like a smash burger and cook them to where the meat was cooking thru and then flip for just a few seconds, season heavy with salt and pepper, throw some grilled quarter pounder onions on, cheese it, put like four on the bun.  it’s basically crunchy meat and melty America. 
 

also if you have the tool, grind up a chuck roast and use that.  It makes a hell of a difference.  
 

a griddle is best.  If no blackstone use a gas grill with a cast iron griddle and crank it hot.  
 

 

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

I don't think I could do smash burgers in a skillet.  I need a lot of room to with the spatula to make sure I keep the crust intact.  

[jimmyjazz 45623]

25 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I don't think I could do smash burgers in a skillet.  I need a lot of room to with the spatula to make sure I keep the crust intact.  

Get the smasher I posted above.  It's the rare kitchen gadget that actually works.

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Get the smasher I posted above.  It's the rare kitchen gadget that actually works.

I meant to get underneath the burger to flip 

[jimmyjazz 45623]

Just now, Gene Parmesan said:

I meant to get underneath the burger to flip 

Ah.  I use a fish spatula, works fine.

[HenryJames 65923]

4 hours ago, immamac said:

In that spirit we should all make short clips or pics of a smashburger and post them here. I'll plan on doing some maybe tomorrow for lunch. 

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[F250 28731]

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I bought one of these, it's much easier to use than a spatula:

Do you have any issues with the meat sticking to the press or do you still use parchment paper?

[jimmyjazz 45623]

11 minutes ago, F250 said:

Do you have any issues with the meat sticking to the press or do you still use parchment paper?

I use parchment paper.  If it sticks it peels right off.

[Deej 76637]

Not a smash burger fan.