Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC

[Cajun 11,689]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

I don’t know about the rest of you who were there, but I absolutely did NOT have the Fayette-nam experience.  Some of the friendliest opposing fans I have experienced.  I was a bit weirded out, like they were all Stepford fans.  

Then it has changed.  Last time I was there was when VY took their souls and still remember two very distinct Fayettenam experiences after the game.  

The first was some dude who yelled at Lat22 & me walking back toward Dickson St - "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!"

The second was while I was pissing next to another Horn fan at some outdoor beer joint where the stall had just two urinals with a foot of space between them.  Some dude who looked like a roadie for Skynrd sticks his head in between the urinals looking back up at both of us and says, "Hey LONGHORNS, you didn't cover the spread!!!"  His face was getting splattered the whole time down there.  He didn't care.

Couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

Edited 8 hours ago by Cajun

[BurntOrange&White 39,815]

47 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Good call. I meant to bring this up too. I thought it was pretty clearly designed to decrease our speed advantage - and could also lead to some unnecessary knee injuries. That shit should be illegal

Teams have been having higher grass, watering grass to make field wet, and etc for decades and decades.

[BurgleBro 786]

Did anyone else think Arks bands song sounded like the Saturday TV fun house anthem from the 90s SNL skits

[NorthLoop 14,140]

Our band was louder than theirs

[B00M 6,349]

20 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Wtf? We are past that point. He is broken. 

[B00M 6,349]

16 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Then it has changed.  Last time I was there was when VY took their souls and still remember two very distinct Fayettenam experiences after the game.  

The first was some dude who yelled at Lat22 & me walking back toward Dickson St - "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!"

The second was while I was pissing next to another Horn fan at some outdoor beer joint where the stall had just two urinals with a foot of space between them.  Some dude who looked like a roadie for Skynrd sticks his head in between the urinals looking back up at both of us and says, "Hey LONGHORNS, you didn't cover the spread!!!"  His face was getting splattered the whole time down there.  He didn't care.

Couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

This story would’ve been so much better if you peed directly in his face and mouth

 

 

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[immamac 42,712]

18 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Then it has changed.  Last time I was there was when VY took their souls and still remember two very distinct Fayettenam experiences after the game.  

The first was some dude who yelled at Lat22 & me walking back toward Dickson St - "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!"

The second was while I was pissing next to another Horn fan at some outdoor beer joint where the stall had just two urinals with a foot of space between them.  Some dude who looked like a roadie for Skynrd sticks his head in between the urinals looking back up at both of us and says, "Hey LONGHORNS, you didn't cover the spread!!!"  His face was getting splattered the whole time down there.  He didn't care.

Couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

This is good old fashioned fantastic hate that didn't go outside of football or that day, but just a hilarious day where you are ruthless to someone because of the team they root for. 

This type of stuff is fantastic memories and it's no harm no foul. 

aggy is gonna be different. They are going to physically assault people and say very fucking unfunny things that aren't a joke and across the line. 

 

[Ignatius 4,013]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

I don’t know about the rest of you who were there, but I absolutely did NOT have the Fayette-nam experience.  Some of the friendliest opposing fans I have experienced.  I was a bit weirded out, like they were all Stepford fans.  

All of these idiots way overstate how bad going there is. THEY WONT SELL YOU GASDERP!111

[Biff Tannen 45,550]

19 minutes ago, immamac said:

aggy is gonna be different. They are going to physically assault people and say very fucking unfunny things that aren't a joke and across the line. 

Yep. Gotta take Turner out on the first series. Or at least let him know he will be broken if he tries any of his bullshit. 

[Bobby Layne 268]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Longhorns Beat Razorbacks 20-10, But Game Officially Counts as a Loss

AP Nov 16 6:30PM EST

In an unusual turn of events, the Texas Longhorns defeated the Arkansas Razorbacks 20-10 on the field but walked away with an official loss on their record. The strange result has left fans confused.

Late in the fourth quarter, with Texas leading 20-10, their poor performance forced their fans, game officials and NCAA representatives to ultimately award Arkansas the win.

"It's a tough pill to swallow," said Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian. "We played hard, and the players deserved to celebrate that win, but we take responsibility for the loss."

For Arkansas, the reversal offers little consolation. "We didn’t play well enough to win on the field," said Razorbacks head coach Sam Pittman. "But we’ll take the result and move forward."

This bizarre conclusion leaves the Longhorns with a stinging reminder that every detail matters, both on and off the field. While the scoreboard said one thing, the record books will tell a different story.

The Surly vote is not one of joy! 😳

[Tex Pete 20,236]

15 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

All of these idiots way overstate how bad going there is. THEY WONT SELL YOU GASDERP!111

Idiots? People were telling you what happened in the past. If it didn’t happen today, great. Most of us were just hoping the team didn’t get the shit kicked out of it again. 

[Surly Bevo 24,858]

Most gas pumps have card readers now so I don't think in this day and age anybody really "sells you gas"

[Spankytoes 1,738]

30 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is good old fashioned fantastic hate that didn't go outside of football or that day, but just a hilarious day where you are ruthless to someone because of the team they root for. 

This type of stuff is fantastic memories and it's no harm no foul. 

aggy is gonna be different. They are going to physically assault people and say very fucking unfunny things that aren't a joke and across the line. 

 

I know 12 students that won’t be at the game for sure.

[campcrunk 2,401]

1 minute ago, Spankytoes said:

I know 12 students that won’t be at the game for sure.

[Alien Octopus 515]

4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yes, but does he give them cool names?

Well nah, but Werther is certainly a cooler name than any micro dose dude and his shrooms come in garbage bags.

[C-Man 27,120]

I caught the Tennessee on Goldens second touchdown.

He also said “yards” rather than “pounds” not once but twice when talking about the average weight of Texas OL and Arky DL.

[Lat22 4,001]

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Then it has changed.  Last time I was there was when VY took their souls and still remember two very distinct Fayettenam experiences after the game.  

The first was some dude who yelled at Lat22 & me walking back toward Dickson St - "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!"

The second was while I was pissing next to another Horn fan at some outdoor beer joint where the stall had just two urinals with a foot of space between them.  Some dude who looked like a roadie for Skynrd sticks his head in between the urinals looking back up at both of us and says, "Hey LONGHORNS, you didn't cover the spread!!!"  His face was getting splattered the whole time down there.  He didn't care.

Couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

11am game. Plain and simple. Still had a kid yell at me “ dick sucker university” after the game but I successfully ignored him without killing him. Was approached by several arky fans at JJs postgame (why does everybody want to talk to me?)and we just had legit conversations about the game, where both programs are, etc. I got the idea that they were really happy about having us back as a rival and I couldn’t agree with them more. Fayetteville replaces Lubbock as our every other year snakepit but Fayetteville is actually fun to visit. 

[Lat22 4,001]

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Then it has changed.  Last time I was there was when VY took their souls and still remember two very distinct Fayettenam experiences after the game.  

The first was some dude who yelled at Lat22 & me walking back toward Dickson St - "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!"

The second was while I was pissing next to another Horn fan at some outdoor beer joint where the stall had just two urinals with a foot of space between them.  Some dude who looked like a roadie for Skynrd sticks his head in between the urinals looking back up at both of us and says, "Hey LONGHORNS, you didn't cover the spread!!!"  His face was getting splattered the whole time down there.  He didn't care.

Couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

But I remember that hottie on Friday night that you were chatting up that had a pinch of copenhagen between her cheek and gum. She was pure smoke (or smokeless as it were). 2004 Cajun and Lat22 were some bad mf’ers compared to current day editions. 😆

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,105]

32 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Well nah, but Werther is certainly a cooler name than any micro dose dude and his shrooms come in garbage bags.

Ew. If they're coming in garbage bags he lives in an abandoned house sharing needles with a 32 year old addict who looks 60. 

[TOR 5,512]

6 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Ew. If they're coming in garbage bags he lives in an abandoned house sharing needles with a 32 year old addict who looks 60. 

Don't judge me.

[Hookem2147 20,955]

I heard the coaches/admin/equipment staff were pissed at the grass situation. Not only did they grow it way longer than usual but during the bye week they apparently deiced to plant new seed that was different from the current stuff and it caused a bunch of issues and certain spots on the field were pretty bad.

Obviously teams get to do what they want and it’s not technically against the rules, but guys were slipping and struggling to get good footing throughout warmups and there were some safety concerns. Those who were there in 2021 said it was completely different.

Just typical garbage you would expect from that school and I’m sure we will see similar stunts in college station in two weeks.

Edited 6 hours ago by Hookem2147

[Rimbo 25,873]

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Longhorns Beat Razorbacks 20-10, But Game Officially Counts as a Loss

AP Nov 16 6:30PM EST

In an unusual turn of events, the Texas Longhorns defeated the Arkansas Razorbacks 20-10 on the field but walked away with an official loss on their record. The strange result has left fans confused.

Late in the fourth quarter, with Texas leading 20-10, their poor performance forced their fans, game officials and NCAA representatives to ultimately award Arkansas the win.

"It's a tough pill to swallow," said Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian. "We played hard, and the players deserved to celebrate that win, but we take responsibility for the loss."

For Arkansas, the reversal offers little consolation. "We didn’t play well enough to win on the field," said Razorbacks head coach Sam Pittman. "But we’ll take the result and move forward."

This bizarre conclusion leaves the Longhorns with a stinging reminder that every detail matters, both on and off the field. While the scoreboard said one thing, the record books will tell a different story.

 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

God damnit this needs to be photoshopped into the AP website. 

[HtownHorn 14,573]

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

there are literally 5 people between him and the guy you expect him to see here.    And we have a total of 6 guys in a line, 3 others defending him out of 11 players.  

Yes, but Ewers knows the play and the routes. At least, that is what everyone wants to believe because he's 30 starts into this offense.

[freyguy 4,250]

54 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

I know 12 students that won’t be at the game for sure.

[Rimbo 25,873]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

I like my version better because it's not a photoshop

[Surly Bevo 24,858]

56 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

I know 12 students that won’t be at the game for sure.

FORMER students

[shakahorn 1,639]

3 hours ago, troph said:

I kept jumping when I heard the name “Hudson Clark” all day today.

Pretty sure Jesse Palmer called him ‘Hudson Card’ at least once.

[Firemans4Horn 17,998]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Idiots? People were telling you what happened in the past. If it didn’t happen today, great. Most of us were just hoping the team didn’t get the shit kicked out of it again. 

you were hoping we didn’t get the shit kicked out again. Because you wet your adult diaper every week of the season. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,815]

3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Pretty sure Jesse Palmer called him ‘Hudson Card’ at least once.

I'm pretty sure he only called him Hudson Clark once haha

[UTexasFight 9,402]

26 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I heard the coaches/admin/equipment staff were pissed at the grass situation. Not only did they grow it way longer than usual but during the bye week they apparently deiced to plant new seed that was different from the current stuff and it caused a bunch of issues and certain spots on the field were pretty bad.

Obviously teams get to do what they want and it’s not technically against the rules, but guys were slipping and struggling to get good footing throughout warmups and there were some safety concerns. Those who were there in 2021 said it was completely different.

Just typical garbage you would expect from that school and I’m sure we will see similar stunts in college station in two weeks.

Never go full aggy

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/1336132

[BachelorTrek 2,961]

There's no Kenfucky game week thread up yet.

Somebody's slacking off.  Lulz.

[USNALonghorn 5,064]

8 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

The 3 safety defense really is Sark’s kryptonite. I don’t understand why but his offense can’t figure it out to pull away in games. 

If we had Brooks or a healthy Baxter, this game would’ve been out of reach early in Q3.

[BurntOrange&White 39,815]

4 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

If we had Brooks or a healthy Baxter, this game would’ve been out of reach early in Q3.

If we had a QB worth a fuck it would have been out of reach in q2

[Enemy07 282]

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

The thirst is real! 

Shit, I guess I am fortunate, or not, in meeting Nicole last night on Rainy. I even walked by the part of Town Lake where Rainy street ends.  What is @Nicole44 up to these days anyway?

[Enemy07 282]

45 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If we had a QB worth a fuck it would have been out of reach in q2

Have to let it go. Ewers is what we have. Just hope Sark is an offensive juggernaut that that clamp down during the playoffs. Should of had partied on Rainy last night. No @Nicole44 though. Haha.

[USNALonghorn 5,064]

This game felt a lot like the Iowa State trip last year - a November road game against a conference opponent that wants nothing more than to punch us in the face and spoil our playoff run. For Iowa State, it’s the annoying “5 star culture”gimmicky slogan that they love to run in our faces. For Arky it’s just unreciprocated hatred. Neither team was anything special (4 losses going in), but had a knack for knocking off higher ranked teams. We showed up, defended their onslaught, and counter punched well enough to win by 10 points. Last year the defense gave up a lot of passing yard to Brecht. This year it was the offense that went absent for a while to let Arky back in. Either way, we ended both games by kneeling in their territory while up two scores. I’ll take it.

As for Ewers, I don’t think he’ll ever become a viable deep ball threat. I just wish he could eliminate the self sacking and take the free yards when they’re available. That alone could boost the offense enough to be significantly more potent.