Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC

[Cajun 11699]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

I don’t know about the rest of you who were there, but I absolutely did NOT have the Fayette-nam experience.  Some of the friendliest opposing fans I have experienced.  I was a bit weirded out, like they were all Stepford fans.  

Then it has changed.  Last time I was there was when VY took their souls and still remember two very distinct Fayettenam experiences after the game.  

The first was some dude who yelled at Lat22 & me walking back toward Dickson St - "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!"

The second was while I was pissing next to another Horn fan at some outdoor beer joint where the stall had just two urinals with a foot of space between them.  Some dude who looked like a roadie for Skynrd sticks his head in between the urinals looking back up at both of us and says, "Hey LONGHORNS, you didn't cover the spread!!!"  His face was getting splattered the whole time down there.  He didn't care.

Couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

Edited 14 hours ago by Cajun

[BurntOrange&White 39825]

47 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Good call. I meant to bring this up too. I thought it was pretty clearly designed to decrease our speed advantage - and could also lead to some unnecessary knee injuries. That shit should be illegal

Teams have been having higher grass, watering grass to make field wet, and etc for decades and decades.

[BurgleBro 787]

Did anyone else think Arks bands song sounded like the Saturday TV fun house anthem from the 90s SNL skits

[NorthLoop 14142]

Our band was louder than theirs

[B00M 6354]

20 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Wtf? We are past that point. He is broken. 

[B00M 6354]

16 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Then it has changed.  Last time I was there was when VY took their souls and still remember two very distinct Fayettenam experiences after the game.  

The first was some dude who yelled at Lat22 & me walking back toward Dickson St - "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!"

The second was while I was pissing next to another Horn fan at some outdoor beer joint where the stall had just two urinals with a foot of space between them.  Some dude who looked like a roadie for Skynrd sticks his head in between the urinals looking back up at both of us and says, "Hey LONGHORNS, you didn't cover the spread!!!"  His face was getting splattered the whole time down there.  He didn't care.

Couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

This story would’ve been so much better if you peed directly in his face and mouth

 

 

Obligatory:

[immamac 42723]

18 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Then it has changed.  Last time I was there was when VY took their souls and still remember two very distinct Fayettenam experiences after the game.  

The first was some dude who yelled at Lat22 & me walking back toward Dickson St - "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!"

The second was while I was pissing next to another Horn fan at some outdoor beer joint where the stall had just two urinals with a foot of space between them.  Some dude who looked like a roadie for Skynrd sticks his head in between the urinals looking back up at both of us and says, "Hey LONGHORNS, you didn't cover the spread!!!"  His face was getting splattered the whole time down there.  He didn't care.

Couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

This is good old fashioned fantastic hate that didn't go outside of football or that day, but just a hilarious day where you are ruthless to someone because of the team they root for. 

This type of stuff is fantastic memories and it's no harm no foul. 

aggy is gonna be different. They are going to physically assault people and say very fucking unfunny things that aren't a joke and across the line. 

 

[Ignatius 4015]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

I don’t know about the rest of you who were there, but I absolutely did NOT have the Fayette-nam experience.  Some of the friendliest opposing fans I have experienced.  I was a bit weirded out, like they were all Stepford fans.  

All of these idiots way overstate how bad going there is. THEY WONT SELL YOU GASDERP!111

[Biff Tannen 45561]

19 minutes ago, immamac said:

aggy is gonna be different. They are going to physically assault people and say very fucking unfunny things that aren't a joke and across the line. 

Yep. Gotta take Turner out on the first series. Or at least let him know he will be broken if he tries any of his bullshit. 

[Bobby Layne 268]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Longhorns Beat Razorbacks 20-10, But Game Officially Counts as a Loss

AP Nov 16 6:30PM EST

In an unusual turn of events, the Texas Longhorns defeated the Arkansas Razorbacks 20-10 on the field but walked away with an official loss on their record. The strange result has left fans confused.

Late in the fourth quarter, with Texas leading 20-10, their poor performance forced their fans, game officials and NCAA representatives to ultimately award Arkansas the win.

"It's a tough pill to swallow," said Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian. "We played hard, and the players deserved to celebrate that win, but we take responsibility for the loss."

For Arkansas, the reversal offers little consolation. "We didn’t play well enough to win on the field," said Razorbacks head coach Sam Pittman. "But we’ll take the result and move forward."

This bizarre conclusion leaves the Longhorns with a stinging reminder that every detail matters, both on and off the field. While the scoreboard said one thing, the record books will tell a different story.

The Surly vote is not one of joy! 😳

[Tex Pete 20246]

15 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

All of these idiots way overstate how bad going there is. THEY WONT SELL YOU GASDERP!111

Idiots? People were telling you what happened in the past. If it didn’t happen today, great. Most of us were just hoping the team didn’t get the shit kicked out of it again. 

[Surly Bevo 24868]

Most gas pumps have card readers now so I don't think in this day and age anybody really "sells you gas"

[Spankytoes 1739]

30 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is good old fashioned fantastic hate that didn't go outside of football or that day, but just a hilarious day where you are ruthless to someone because of the team they root for. 

This type of stuff is fantastic memories and it's no harm no foul. 

aggy is gonna be different. They are going to physically assault people and say very fucking unfunny things that aren't a joke and across the line. 

 

I know 12 students that won’t be at the game for sure.

[campcrunk 2406]

1 minute ago, Spankytoes said:

I know 12 students that won’t be at the game for sure.

[Alien Octopus 515]

4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yes, but does he give them cool names?

Well nah, but Werther is certainly a cooler name than any micro dose dude and his shrooms come in garbage bags.

[C-Man 27125]

I caught the Tennessee on Goldens second touchdown.

He also said “yards” rather than “pounds” not once but twice when talking about the average weight of Texas OL and Arky DL.

[Lat22 4006]

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Then it has changed.  Last time I was there was when VY took their souls and still remember two very distinct Fayettenam experiences after the game.  

The first was some dude who yelled at Lat22 & me walking back toward Dickson St - "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!"

The second was while I was pissing next to another Horn fan at some outdoor beer joint where the stall had just two urinals with a foot of space between them.  Some dude who looked like a roadie for Skynrd sticks his head in between the urinals looking back up at both of us and says, "Hey LONGHORNS, you didn't cover the spread!!!"  His face was getting splattered the whole time down there.  He didn't care.

Couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

11am game. Plain and simple. Still had a kid yell at me “ dick sucker university” after the game but I successfully ignored him without killing him. Was approached by several arky fans at JJs postgame (why does everybody want to talk to me?)and we just had legit conversations about the game, where both programs are, etc. I got the idea that they were really happy about having us back as a rival and I couldn’t agree with them more. Fayetteville replaces Lubbock as our every other year snakepit but Fayetteville is actually fun to visit. 

[Lat22 4006]

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Then it has changed.  Last time I was there was when VY took their souls and still remember two very distinct Fayettenam experiences after the game.  

The first was some dude who yelled at Lat22 & me walking back toward Dickson St - "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!"

The second was while I was pissing next to another Horn fan at some outdoor beer joint where the stall had just two urinals with a foot of space between them.  Some dude who looked like a roadie for Skynrd sticks his head in between the urinals looking back up at both of us and says, "Hey LONGHORNS, you didn't cover the spread!!!"  His face was getting splattered the whole time down there.  He didn't care.

Couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

But I remember that hottie on Friday night that you were chatting up that had a pinch of copenhagen between her cheek and gum. She was pure smoke (or smokeless as it were). 2004 Cajun and Lat22 were some bad mf’ers compared to current day editions. 😆

[Funk Doctor Spock 12113]

32 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Well nah, but Werther is certainly a cooler name than any micro dose dude and his shrooms come in garbage bags.

Ew. If they're coming in garbage bags he lives in an abandoned house sharing needles with a 32 year old addict who looks 60. 

[TOR 5518]

6 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Ew. If they're coming in garbage bags he lives in an abandoned house sharing needles with a 32 year old addict who looks 60. 

Don't judge me.

[Hookem2147 20969]

I heard the coaches/admin/equipment staff were pissed at the grass situation. Not only did they grow it way longer than usual but during the bye week they apparently deiced to plant new seed that was different from the current stuff and it caused a bunch of issues and certain spots on the field were pretty bad.

Obviously teams get to do what they want and it’s not technically against the rules, but guys were slipping and struggling to get good footing throughout warmups and there were some safety concerns. Those who were there in 2021 said it was completely different.

Just typical garbage you would expect from that school and I’m sure we will see similar stunts in college station in two weeks.

Edited 12 hours ago by Hookem2147

[Rimbo 25879]

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Longhorns Beat Razorbacks 20-10, But Game Officially Counts as a Loss

AP Nov 16 6:30PM EST

In an unusual turn of events, the Texas Longhorns defeated the Arkansas Razorbacks 20-10 on the field but walked away with an official loss on their record. The strange result has left fans confused.

Late in the fourth quarter, with Texas leading 20-10, their poor performance forced their fans, game officials and NCAA representatives to ultimately award Arkansas the win.

"It's a tough pill to swallow," said Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian. "We played hard, and the players deserved to celebrate that win, but we take responsibility for the loss."

For Arkansas, the reversal offers little consolation. "We didn’t play well enough to win on the field," said Razorbacks head coach Sam Pittman. "But we’ll take the result and move forward."

This bizarre conclusion leaves the Longhorns with a stinging reminder that every detail matters, both on and off the field. While the scoreboard said one thing, the record books will tell a different story.

 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

God damnit this needs to be photoshopped into the AP website. 

[HtownHorn 14579]

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

there are literally 5 people between him and the guy you expect him to see here.    And we have a total of 6 guys in a line, 3 others defending him out of 11 players.  

Yes, but Ewers knows the play and the routes. At least, that is what everyone wants to believe because he's 30 starts into this offense.

[freyguy 4252]

54 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

I know 12 students that won’t be at the game for sure.

[Rimbo 25879]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

I like my version better because it's not a photoshop

[Surly Bevo 24868]

56 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

I know 12 students that won’t be at the game for sure.

FORMER students

[shakahorn 1644]

3 hours ago, troph said:

I kept jumping when I heard the name “Hudson Clark” all day today.

Pretty sure Jesse Palmer called him ‘Hudson Card’ at least once.

[Firemans4Horn 18002]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Idiots? People were telling you what happened in the past. If it didn’t happen today, great. Most of us were just hoping the team didn’t get the shit kicked out of it again. 

you were hoping we didn’t get the shit kicked out again. Because you wet your adult diaper every week of the season. 

[BurntOrange&White 39825]

3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Pretty sure Jesse Palmer called him ‘Hudson Card’ at least once.

I'm pretty sure he only called him Hudson Clark once haha

[UTexasFight 9406]

26 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I heard the coaches/admin/equipment staff were pissed at the grass situation. Not only did they grow it way longer than usual but during the bye week they apparently deiced to plant new seed that was different from the current stuff and it caused a bunch of issues and certain spots on the field were pretty bad.

Obviously teams get to do what they want and it’s not technically against the rules, but guys were slipping and struggling to get good footing throughout warmups and there were some safety concerns. Those who were there in 2021 said it was completely different.

Just typical garbage you would expect from that school and I’m sure we will see similar stunts in college station in two weeks.

Never go full aggy

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/1336132

[BachelorTrek 2961]

There's no Kenfucky game week thread up yet.

Somebody's slacking off.  Lulz.

[USNALonghorn 5075]

8 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

The 3 safety defense really is Sark’s kryptonite. I don’t understand why but his offense can’t figure it out to pull away in games. 

If we had Brooks or a healthy Baxter, this game would’ve been out of reach early in Q3.

[BurntOrange&White 39825]

4 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

If we had Brooks or a healthy Baxter, this game would’ve been out of reach early in Q3.

If we had a QB worth a fuck it would have been out of reach in q2

[Enemy07 286]

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

The thirst is real! 

Shit, I guess I am fortunate, or not, in meeting Nicole last night on Rainy. I even walked by the part of Town Lake where Rainy street ends.  What is @Nicole44 up to these days anyway?

[Enemy07 286]

45 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If we had a QB worth a fuck it would have been out of reach in q2

Have to let it go. Ewers is what we have. Just hope Sark is an offensive juggernaut that that clamp down during the playoffs. Should of had partied on Rainy last night. No @Nicole44 though. Haha.

[USNALonghorn 5075]

This game felt a lot like the Iowa State trip last year - a November road game against a conference opponent that wants nothing more than to punch us in the face and spoil our playoff run. For Iowa State, it’s the annoying “5 star culture”gimmicky slogan that they love to run in our faces. For Arky it’s just unreciprocated hatred. Neither team was anything special (4 losses going in), but had a knack for knocking off higher ranked teams. We showed up, defended their onslaught, and counter punched well enough to win by 10 points. Last year the defense gave up a lot of passing yard to Brecht. This year it was the offense that went absent for a while to let Arky back in. Either way, we ended both games by kneeling in their territory while up two scores. I’ll take it.

As for Ewers, I don’t think he’ll ever become a viable deep ball threat. I just wish he could eliminate the self sacking and take the free yards when they’re available. That alone could boost the offense enough to be significantly more potent.

[Cajun 11699]

9 hours ago, immamac said:

This is good old fashioned fantastic hate that didn't go outside of football or that day, but just a hilarious day where you are ruthless to someone because of the team they root for. 

This type of stuff is fantastic memories and it's no harm no foul. 

aggy is gonna be different. They are going to physically assault people and say very fucking unfunny things that aren't a joke and across the line. 

 

 "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!"

He wasn't joking.  It wasn't funny.

Edited 5 hours ago by Cajun

[Cajun 11699]

7 hours ago, Lat22 said:

But I remember that hottie on Friday night that you were chatting up that had a pinch of copenhagen between her cheek and gum. She was pure smoke (or smokeless as it were). 2004 Cajun and Lat22 were some bad mf’ers compared to current day editions. 😆

No, she asked me for some of my Skoal and then when I handed her the empty plastic cup the conversation went as follows -

Her - "What's that for?"

Me - "Spit cup."

Her - "There's two things I don't spit out & Skoal is one of them."

[Dbeasy 15007]

10 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

best Uk and I think we’re in playoffs either way. Pull off a W at Aggie and for sure we’re in.  I love this team. We have 2 dozen ballers at least on this squad. 

You might want to visit the SEC championship scenario thread. The consensus view is that the winner of the Texas/A&M game is in and the loser is out, unless there are a bunch of unusual wins and losses inside and outside of the SEC. Assuming Texas gets by Kentucky, that A&M game is going to be epic. 

[Wulaw Horn 19008]

7 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

There's no Kenfucky game week thread up yet.

Somebody's slacking off.  Lulz.

It’s always written Sunday morning. Except that one time when I was so polluted I forgetted about it for like 3 days and someone else had a half ass game week thread (Florida game). 
that was my bad for sure. 

[Wulaw Horn 19008]

32 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

You might want to visit the SEC championship scenario thread. The consensus view is that the winner of the Texas/A&M game is in and the loser is out, unless there are a bunch of unusual wins and losses inside and outside of the SEC. Assuming Texas gets by Kentucky, that A&M game is going to be epic. 

Last year after we lost to OU I think I had it figured out that there were 33 things that would have to all happen to conspire to keep us out of the CFP. Like 32 of those happened but we got the 1 result we needed (Georgia loss) and we ended up fine. 

a 10-2 Texas team might get left out of the playoffs, sure. But if even 1 of these things happen we are probably pretty much good to go:

Aggy loss to Auburn or us

Domer loss to Army or USC

Ohio state losses to Indiana and Michigan

Indiana losing by 50 to Ohio State (or losing to Purdue) 

Georgia losing to Georgia Tech 

ole miss losing to Florida or MSU

TN losing to Vandy 

Alabama losing to OU or Auburn 

Penn State losing to Rutgers or whatever bullshit team they have left 

That’s it. To keep us out I think we’d need to see nothing happen on that list. And that’s just not really likely to have zero unsurprising things happen in something like 20 college football events. 

[Rickylovesweed 14227]

8 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

I heard the coaches/admin/equipment staff were pissed at the grass situation.

Very weird situation. 

You could tell by the pregame videos that a lot of Texas players were confused by the playing service. It was like they've never seen that type grass before. 

[Hayduke 64]

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Her - "There's two things I don't spit out & Skoal is one of them."

Now, that's how you end one story and leave the audience heading to another board to look for the next one.

[Alien Octopus 515]

9 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Ew. If they're coming in garbage bags he lives in an abandoned house sharing needles with a 32 year old addict who looks 60. 

Nah, mushrooms grow in shit. Stop polishing a turd by naming them, putting them in a capsule and plugging them you fancy lad.

Edited 3 hours ago by Alien Octopus

[Valmy77 13193]

5 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

If we had Brooks or a healthy Baxter, this game would’ve been out of reach early in Q3.

Sure? How often did that happen last year when we did have Brooks or a healthy Baxter?

Granted our defense was shitty...

[Sawbonz 27464]

9 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

you wet your adult diaper every week of the season. 

Isn’t that what it’s for?

[B00M 6354]

14 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Granted our defense was shitty...

Compared to this year’s, sure, but compared to the last 20 years of Texas football? You go too far sir.

[Majorcholas 507]

2 hours ago, Cajun said:

No, she asked me for some of my Skoal and then when I handed her the empty plastic cup the conversation went as follows -

Her - "What's that for?"

Me - "Spit cup."

Her - "There's two things I don't spit out & Skoal is one of them."

Marriage. Material.

Edited 2 hours ago by Majorcholas

[DoobieWah 1422]

4 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

No @Nicole44 though.

Just because you didn’t see her…

doesn’t mean she wasn’t there. 
 

Spoiler

Dear Nicole,

Please note this was just a bad joke. I didn’t mean any insult and you shouldn’t bother trying to find me. 

Thank you in advance for not silencing me forever. 

With great respect and admiration,

DW

 

[Dbeasy 15007]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Last year after we lost to OU I think I had it figured out that there were 33 things that would have to all happen to conspire to keep us out of the CFP. Like 32 of those happened but we got the 1 result we needed (Georgia loss) and we ended up fine. 

a 10-2 Texas team might get left out of the playoffs, sure. But if even 1 of these things happen we are probably pretty much good to go:

Aggy loss to Auburn or us

Domer loss to Army or USC

Ohio state losses to Indiana and Michigan

Indiana losing by 50 to Ohio State (or losing to Purdue) 

Georgia losing to Georgia Tech 

ole miss losing to Florida or MSU

TN losing to Vandy 

Alabama losing to OU or Auburn 

Penn State losing to Rutgers or whatever bullshit team they have left 

That’s it. To keep us out I think we’d need to see nothing happen on that list. And that’s just not really likely to have zero unsurprising things happen in something like 20 college football events. 

An interesting scenario is A&M losing to Auburn and then beating Texas. A two loss Texas goes over A&M, even though A&M beat Texas late in the season? Aggies would scream burnt orange media conspiracy. 

Edited 2 hours ago by Dbeasy