Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,102]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

I don't remember that. I remember bad passes that Helm or a receiver couldn't get. Don't recall a straight drop that killed a drive. 

Bad passes were a yuge issue. Quinn finally got it going late in the third and fourth, but that first half I need Absinthe to forget. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,812]

1 minute ago, SimkinsMan said:

Pig did not send their best.

X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X.

 

Good for Arkansas for helping the make a wish kids. 

[B00M 6,349]

1 minute ago, SimkinsMan said:

Pig did not send their best.

X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X.

 

I zoomed in like, “surely I can find something fuckable here!”

 

[StassneyHorn 6,563]

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I don't remember that. I remember bad passes that Helm or a receiver couldn't get. Don't recall a straight drop that killed a drive. 

Helm dropped a pass deep on our end that would gone for a huge gain.

[Jersey Man10 3,523]

[UTEE97 3,475]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We ain't losing to aggy regardless of Moore's issues. Our D is too good, and we still have freaks in Golden and Bond. 

I wish I could be as confident as you are. If the good Quinn doesn't show up, I am afraid we are going to lose to the sheep fuckers. Their DLine is legit (full of 5 stars). Any good defensive coach knows how to slow down our offense. They are going to come after Quinn. He needs to avoid the pass rush and make the quick throws. Can he do it? I don't know.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,102]

Brian Kelly sounds like he was castrated 

[B00M 6,349]

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,102]

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Helm dropped a pass deep on our end that would gone for a huge gain.

Give Helm some slack. He rarely, if ever, drops passes. I can forgive him. 

[randomhorn 1,670]

3 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Pig did not send their best.

Or, stay with me here, maybe they did

[TOR 5,510]

55 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Is Jesse Palmer showing early CTE? Dude is lost so many times making a ton of mistakes

Called us Texas a&m once and Tennessee once that I caught.  Too busy thinking about his stupid bachelor show to make production meetings probably.

[Fico 1,768]

I mean there were at least three critical drops.

Some would have been “good” catches but nonetheless they hit the receivers in both hands. 
 

The sideline miss to Helm was trash, as was the self sack on Williams foot, but there wasn’t mush help out there, until Q4.

I feel like we should zone read or run Quinn early in every game. I feel like he always plays much better after running for a few.

[BillyGoatHill 4,312]

4 minutes ago, blacklab said:

he's taking a week off

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,351]

53 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Taafe has to win the walk-on player of the year award, right? He’s been fucking nails all year.

Dude is going to be a ST contributor in the NFL at least. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,102]

We won. We advance. Who cares?

Just now, TOR said:

Called us Texas a&m once and Tennessee once that I caught.  Too busy thinking about his stupid bachelor show to make production meetings probably.

Now THIS I cannot forgive. 

Fuck you, handsome Jesse! 

[jet black 193]

5 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Pig did not send their best.

X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X.

 

Mascot name checks out

[B00M 6,349]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

I wish I could be as confident as you are. If the good Quinn doesn't show up, I am afraid we are going to lose to the sheep fuckers. Their DLine is legit (full of 5 stars). Any good defensive coach knows how to slow down our offense. They are going to come after Quinn. He needs to avoid the pass rush and make the quick throws. Can he do it? I don't know.

I feel like today was a great tune up for that game. Simulated the atmosphere. Mobile QB, probably a better offense than aggy’s. Our defense is clearly elite. All we need from Quinn is occasional offense. Dude has to be feeling pretty good knowing he can play poorly and we can win relatively easily 

[randomhorn 1,670]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Called us Texas a&m once and Tennessee once that I caught.  Too busy thinking about his stupid bachelor show to make production meetings probably.

Maybe a little day drinking too

[TOR 5,510]

7 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Pig did not send their best.

X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X.

 

Was really hoping nobody was able to screenshot that.   Fortunately Gata brought some strong game for eye bleach.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,102]

Just now, randomhorn said:

Maybe a little day drinking too

If Jesse is hitting the bottle while calling a game 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Was really hoping nobody was able to screenshot that.   Fortunately Gata brought some strong game for eye bleach.

Yeah they did. Their cheer team was smokin

[Rickylovesweed 14,211]

Kentucky's defense is pretty good but their offense is dog shit. One of the worst we've faced all year. 

Kentucky hasn't scored more than 20 against a SEC opponent all year. 

[Surly Bevo 24,853]

5 minutes ago, Fico said:

I mean there were at least three critical drops.

Some would have been “good” catches but nonetheless they hit the receivers in both hands. 
 

The sideline miss to Helm was trash, as was the self sack on Williams foot, but there wasn’t mush help out there, until Q4.

I feel like we should zone read or run Quinn early in every game. I feel like he always plays much better after running for a few.

Yep plus takes a hit, ok...move on.

[Hagbard Celine 10,795]

7 minutes ago, Fico said:

I feel like we should zone read or run Quinn early in every game. I feel like he always plays much better after running for a few.

this

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,102]

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Kentucky's defense is pretty good but their offense is dog shit. One of the worst we've faced all year. 

Kentucky hasn't scored more than 20 against a SEC opponent all year. 

We should win convincingly 

[Hank_Hill 18,607]

33 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

You blaming Helm is just as bad

Multiple players can suck at once. Weird concept.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,102]

Blue can't possibly believe he's getting drafted. He's a turnover machine. Every single game he has a fumble, and that's not hyperbole. Dude runs the balls like a loaf of bread, and even when he doesn't his arms are too weak to withstand a defender punching it out. He's great in space, but he's also a liability. 

[Newy25 7,669]

36 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

the only reason Arkansas was in this game was because they marched right down the field in the third quarter against some backups we had in the game for some reason.

For most of the plays on that drive we had the entire second team defense in. I think we should seriously criticize that decision. 

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Mascot name checks out

What the fuck is that shit?

Edit: the arky chicks dressed up like cheerleaders.

[Hagbard Celine 10,795]

6 minutes ago, B00M said:

Dude has to be feeling pretty good knowing he can play poorly and we can win relatively easily 

the media and the program will trumpet today's quinn performance

a thousand posts discussing self-sacking and open long balls overshot by 5 yards are mostly surly

[Hank_Hill 18,607]

30 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Look, it was a joke, clearly in bad taste, sorry to all the people who are upset. Im just fed up with him and Sark clearly isnt gonna pull him because he is soft. He is going to kill a national championship caliber roster with his shitty QB play. We need to move on to Manning and it is beyond frustrating for us to watch him suck week to week when the better option is sitting on the sidelines. 

Fuck you retard

[TOR 5,510]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Blue can't possibly believe he's getting drafted. He's a turnover machine. Every single game he has a fumble, and that's not hyperbole. Dude runs the balls like a loaf of bread, and even when he doesn't his arms are too weak to withstand a defender punching it out. He's great in space, but he's also a liability. 

He's developed a tendency to run backwards at contact and lose yards rather than dropping the shoulder and taking what yardage is there.  I get trying to bust a big play but not every run.

[hobbes2702 12,947]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Multiple players can suck at once. Weird concept.

What are you talking about? He blamed Helm on the slant that was thrown at his feet. 
Helm did zero wrong on that play

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,102]

Just now, TOR said:

He's developed a tendency to run backwards at contact and lose yards rather than dropping the shoulder and taking what yardage is there.  I get trying to bust a big play but not every run.

Yep. That's all he wants to do is bust a huge one, but got damn just go down when you aren't gaining any mote yards. Wisner has that issue as well. 

[randomhorn 1,670]

6 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We should win convincingly 

We should’ve won convincingly today too

[DaysOff 7,911]

Fuck you retard

I love gameday

[StassneyHorn 6,563]

16 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Give Helm some slack. He rarely, if ever, drops passes. I can forgive him. 

You need to improve your reading comprehension. I said it was catchable. @hobbes2702

EDIT: Quoted wrong person.

Edited 10 hours ago by StassneyHorn

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,102]

1 minute ago, randomhorn said:

We should’ve won convincingly today too

I don't know about that. We are their super bowl and they admit that. They take stackers and inject roids before playing us. If we played this game at night we lose. 

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

You need to improve your reading comprehension. I said it was catchable.

All good, my dude. 

Edited 10 hours ago by Funk Doctor Spock

[hobbes2702 12,947]

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

You need to improve your reading comprehension. I said it was catchable. @hobbes2702

EDIT: Quoted wrong person.

It wasn’t. You’re still a moron

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,102]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

It wasn’t. You’re still a moron

I will not deny that 

[Hank_Hill 18,607]

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

What are you talking about? He blamed Helm on the slant that was thrown at his feet. 
Helm did zero wrong on that play

That play agreed

[TOR 5,510]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yep. That's all he wants to do is bust a huge one, but got damn just go down when you aren't gaining any mote yards. Wisner has that issue as well. 

I'd step on grandma for one of them 230lb backs that pig has (and doesn't use correctly).  Love Baby Rhino but he's only 205.

[StassneyHorn 6,563]

We get it, you're an easy A

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,102]

Just now, TOR said:

I'd step on grandma for one of them 230lb backs that pig has (and doesn't use correctly).  Love Baby Rhino but he's only 205.

I didn't even see him today, did you? I figured assumed this would be a good game for him 

[David Dennison 18,749]

20 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Brian Kelly sounds like he was castrated 

[TOR 5,510]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I didn't even see him today, did you? I figured assumed this would be a good game for him 

He converted at least one 4th down off R tackle.  But yeah not many minutes for him today.

[C-Man 27,119]

You're just making bullshit up. 

124th against the pass entering today, giving up 289 yards per game and 8.9 per play. Ewers had 176 and 5.5 today.

[Dbeasy 15,007]

41 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

It's super inconsistent from drive to drive and play to play too

And second to second. 

[Alien Octopus 515]

26 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Pig did not send their best.

X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X.

 

Thought Lizzo went to UofH

[hobbes2702 12,947]

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

That play agreed

Which is what we were talking about when you tried to be condescending. 

[ztejas 43,380]

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

124th against the pass entering today, giving up 289 yards per game and 8.9 per play. Ewers had 176 and 5.5 today.

Great - that has nothing to do with the statement he made.