USA Today goes full tilt Onion

[EMAWesome 101]

Op-Ed piece claims it's time to abolish the office of President of the United States.

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/08/10/donald-trump-russia-election-inept-monarch-abolish-presidency-column/923543002/

 

Abolish the POTUS!

We’ve seen it: the belligerent typo-ridden tweets; the fawning press conferences with autocrats and overlords; the self-described Nazis on parade praising an American president’s name. We have seen it with our own eyes. There is a bloated authoritarian lounging in his bathrobe in a 200-year-old mansion that used to symbolize the principal republic of the world.

This is a man who openly conspired to cheat with the help of a hostile foreign nation in a federal election. On election night, he came in second place, yet due to a scab of slavery in the Constitution (the electoral college), this usurper has the full power of the most powerful military in history, command of the treasury, the absolute power to pardon and he can unilaterally annihilate millions of people with his command to deploy nuclear weapons. He’s made refugees begging us for mercy into orphans hoping it will deter other asylum seekers — because he can. He’s now poised to put a man on the Supreme Court, Brett Kavanaugh, who believes in supreme leaders (if they’re Republican that is).

Russia attacked our country; the target was Hillary Clinton and liberal democracy and they hit their mark. If you’re stunned that President Donald Trump is still in office because he’s so horrible and so unpopular and so obviously corrupt — you are not alone — the overwhelming majority agrees with you. Only about 25 percent of eligible voters voted for President Grab ‘Em By The P----. Yet, the majority was apparently powerless to stop him.

Impeachment won't remove Trump from office

And I have other bad news. The remedy in our Constitution for a treasonous turncoat who got into the White House on a technicality is impeachment. But guess what? Impeachment has never gotten rid of a bad president in this country. Not ever. Bill Clinton finished his term after being impeached. The threat of impeachment got Nixon to step down, but impeachment as a whole has failed. It’s never lived up to its promise.

 

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Trump's rude he-man act is catnip to his fans. They don't care that he's putty for Putin.

It failed to remove President Andrew Johnson, described by his contemporaries as "the vilest radical and most unscrupulous demagogue in the Union." The main charge against Johnson was that he ignored the authority and will of Congress. It was then thata group of concerned citizens saw a monarchy in the making and drew up a petition titled "Memorial Regarding the Abolition of the Presidency." Their idea was to copy the Swiss Republic and make the executive branch a federal council without veto power. Mid-19th century Americans’ trepidation that an emperor could follow an idealistic revolution was well founded; they’d witnessed that very thing in France with the ascension of Napoleon.

The petition makes the case that the three branches of government are not equal. “Congress is more dependent on the President than he is on Congress,” reads the petition. “The President has the elements of power; Congress has but words: he can act; Congress can but talk.” The pamphlet printed in 1868 offers that a constitutional monarchy is still a monarchy, and the exorbitant powers of the executive branch are borrowed from monarchs, which make it impossible to hold a president accountable. And if the president is above the law, they argue, he’s an autocrat and not a (small d) democrat.

Abolish presidency to save democracy

In 1973, the idea came up again a few weeks after the second inauguration of Richard Nixon, when Pulitzer Prize-winning historian Barbara Tuchman wrote a piece in The New York Times asking “Should We Abolish the Presidency?” Tuchman argued that Congress is at fault for the executive branch becoming too powerful. “Responsibility must be put where it belongs: in the voter. The failure of Congress is a failure of the people.” Eighteen months later Nixon resigned. His successor gave Nixon a blanket pardon, ratifying that he was in fact above the law. Tuchman also touted the Swiss Republic’s use of a council in lieu of a hero-like dad figure.

But I’m most inspired by Comedy Central’s "The President Show" starring comedian Anthony Atamanuik. With his searing Trump impersonation, Atamanuik is introduced as “the 45th and final president.”

We can make that happen! My fear isn’t Trump; it’s that the next autocrat is most likely smarter and savvier than Trump. Every partisan from every niche of American politics should be alarmed. We have a branch of government that stinks so bad it’s wafted over the entire nation and its outer territories. The entire world sees it. We’re in trouble. The presidency is broken. Our little democratic experiment is in peril.

We can amend our Constitution to save the republic. Abolish the presidency! Power to the people! Power to the Congress! Make the co-equal branches of government more equal. Give us a council of boring bureaucrats who will do their job, serve the people and leave after their term ends.

Because, as our forefathers believed, democracy is worth fighting for — even if you have to fight a mad king for it. 

Tina Dupuy, a former Capitol Hill staffer, has written for The Atlantic, Fast Company, The L.A. Times, Vox and Mother Jones. She’s a host at SiriusXM’s Progress channel 127. Follow her on Twitter: @TinaDupuy.

[David Dennison 18951]

You might want to google Tina Dupuy.

 

[Js1 85602]

EMAWesome goes full tilt over an opinion piece.

[David Dennison 18951]

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

EMAWesome goes full tilt over an opinion piece.

Not only that, it's an obviously satirical opinion piece written by a comedian.

[HenryJames 66188]

29 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You might want to google Tina Dupuy.

 

Just don't ask him to try to post a picture.

[RDCanecutter 26476]

19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Just don't ask him to try to post a picture.

Now how's he gonna learn if he don't try?

[Chad Fuck 17812]

I don't know why you're up in arms OP?  Sounds like a Modest Proposal.

[hobbes2702 13078]

Well this thread went about as expected. Keep starting threads. They go exactly how you want them to everytime.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

The tone struck me as tinged with humor, but not exactly satirical or anything.  It just isn't a 'serious' piece either.  It is an article equivalent of one of us typing "fuck this guy.  it seems like we could do without a president altogether.  it's not like that is unprecedented."  I don't think that is really satire as much as just kind of spitballing.

[ndawg 1242]

This is cringey. The OP is so bad at spewing anti-lib propaganda that I kind of feel bad for his ineptitude.

[Chooky 13319]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13588]

I like turtles.

[Mojo Hand 4580]

So many fails, OP has to be Swam. 

[David Dennison 18951]

20 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

So many fails, OP has to be Swam. 

Does that dude teach kids or adults?

I think that's an important question. Also, I'd love to see his reading lists.

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

 

3 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

Op-Ed piece claims it's time to abolish the office of President of the United States.

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/08/10/donald-trump-russia-election-inept-monarch-abolish-presidency-column/923543002/

 

 

 

 

Can't bee any worse than the shit storm we have now.

[JimmyJames 12271]

43 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

So many fails, OP has to be Swam. 

Definitely swam level posting. I’m starting to get suspicious... 

[bernorange 8366]

On 8/13/2018 at 2:36 PM, HenryJames said:

Just don't ask him to try to post a picture.

Armybrat must be happy that the mantle has been passed.

[hpslugga 4062]