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Brisketexan

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8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

So like I was saying about the food in Miami

When I was young in a lower middle class household, we couldn't afford food in Miami.  Our biggest ventures were tagging along on my dad's work trips to Louisiana.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

When I was young in a lower middle class household, we couldn't afford food in Miami.  Our biggest ventures were tagging along on my dad's work trips to Louisiana.

Tell the one about heading the other direction and the Allsup's burritos. 

Talk about your unlubed dildo of consequences...

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Brisketexan

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1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Tell the one about heading the other direction and the Allsup's burritos. 

Talk about your unlubbed dildo of consequences...

Allsup's burritos were not a thing when I was a kid and we headed west.  Those trips included long stretches of really open road.  Few gas stations, even.  Most meals were sandwiches mom made from a cooler, eaten at a roadside rest stop.  IF we were lucky, it was one of the ones with a roof, for shade.

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Tell an American kid today that no, we won't stop for a Happy Meal, you're gonna eat a baloney sandwich and some store brand potato chips off a paper towel at a 104 degree picnic table....and see how that goes.

 

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8 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Who drives anymore?

I try not to, living in Houston it's probably extending my life expectancy dramatically every day I don't...unless I get hit by a car walking or riding my bike...which will probably happen eventually...

 

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Taco bell was expensive. I was more of a Jack in the Box 2 tacos for 59 cents.

Jack in the Box fucking sucks ass

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7 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

I try not to, living in Houston it's probably extending my life expectancy dramatically every day I don't...unless I get hit by a car walking or riding my bike...which will probably happen eventually...

 

Jack in the Box fucking sucks ass

Better than McDonald's.

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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Allsup's burritos were not a thing when I was a kid and we headed west.  Those trips included long stretches of really open road.  Few gas stations, even.  Most meals were sandwiches mom made from a cooler, eaten at a roadside rest stop.  IF we were lucky, it was one of the ones with a roof, for shade.

RRR-rest-stops-feat.jpg

Tell an American kid today that no, we won't stop for a Happy Meal, you're gonna eat a baloney sandwich and some store brand potato chips off a paper towel at a 104 degree picnic table....and see how that goes.

 

Frozen canned cokes wrapped in aluminum foil were a staple for our road trips.

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Brisketexan

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Canned cokes that were frozen and wrapped in aluminum foil were a staple for our road trips.

I presume you mean a store-brand soda knockoff, like one of these gems:

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And yes, the ice-cold soda out of the cooler was usually the high point of such al fresco luncheons.

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28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Allsup's burritos were not a thing when I was a kid and we headed west.  Those trips included long stretches of really open road.  Few gas stations, even.  Most meals were sandwiches mom made from a cooler, eaten at a roadside rest stop.  IF we were lucky, it was one of the ones with a roof, for shade.

 

Tell an American kid today that no, we won't stop for a Happy Meal, you're gonna eat a baloney sandwich and some store brand potato chips off a paper towel at a 104 degree picnic table....and see how that goes.

 

 

 

sandwiches ??? ok honkey lips

 

bean and potato, and spam and bean tacos. with an ice cold plaza beverage of your place. the funny part is you stop about 45 mins from home. could have just ate the house 

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sandwiches ??? ok honkey lips
 
bean and potato, and spam and bean tacos. with an ice cold plaza beverage of your place. the funny part is you stop about 45 mins from home. could have just ate the house 

Nope. Tacos are served hot. Sandwiches are cold.
As Mexicans, we fancied things up the other way - road trips were low brow affairs. But when we drove down to spend Saturday at East Beach with all the other Mexicans? We brought marinated meat, tortillas, a small Weber, charcoal, and grilled and had delicious carne asada tacos right off the fire. We was livin’ LARGE.
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Nothing beats the road trip bean burrito and egg and weenie for a road trip my grandma made. God damn it hit and by road trip I mean to visit family at they watermelon farm or lumber yard in munday or the rich family that lived in Abilene and Wichita Falls. As for soda not sure but I know my uncle was a big rc cola fan so we had that every now and then, traded watermelon to one of the cost plus managers to get it for free on the weekends. 

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Brisketexan

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5 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

You can take the kid out the poor house, but its hard to get him to stop shopping like it.  

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Is there ANYTHING that makes the heart beat as excitedly as the found treasure of a gem in the "reduced for quick sale" section?  I doubt it.

 

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