The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread Part 2

[SurlyGator 901]

4 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

That reminds me of a story a friend from Niger told me when he first came to America. Someone took him to a buffet and he didn’t know what it was. He said to his friend “You mean I can pay 11 dollars and eat as much as I want to eat?!?! He ate for two hours. He weighs about 140 soaking wet. He couldn’t believe such a thing existed.

Niger, please.

[nnm 36838]

17 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

That reminds me of a story a friend from Niger told me when he first came to America. Someone took him to a buffet and he didn’t know what it was. He said to his friend “You mean I can pay 11 dollars and eat as much as I want to eat?!?! He ate for two hours. He weighs about 140 soaking wet. He couldn’t believe such a thing existed.

And that’s why new immigrants to the US frequently see immediate spikes in weight, cholesterol, blood sugar, and every other bad bio-marker. Take someone from a blue zone and plop them in a US suburb and their life expectancy drops. Take someone from the US and drop them in a blue zone and it goes up. 

Edited November 25 by nnm

[Slacks 6916]

On 11/20/2024 at 4:33 PM, Brisketexan said:

Is there ANYTHING that makes the heart beat as excitedly as the found treasure of a gem in the "reduced for quick sale" section?  I doubt it.

 

I own this section of my local Kroger.

Fajita skirts and Akaushi Sirloins show up regularly.

[Longhornstampede 3192]

On 11/20/2024 at 5:39 PM, SurlyGator said:

What is this "roof" that you speak of?  I can't ever remember one of the ones we used having one.  Looking at you I-20 between Monahans and Fort Worth...

All the shade was provided by an anemic mesquite tree

[Longhornstampede 3192]

On 11/21/2024 at 6:48 PM, Dnaguy said:

I miss stopping in St Bernard on the way back to Sugar Land / Houston at the meat market to pick up their jalapeño cheese summer sausage and then demolishing it over the next 3 days. I could never make it past that 3 day mark even when trying to show restraint.

Anyone got a good meat market / butcher in San Antonio where I can get some kick ass summer sausage?

If you've got the time, go to Castroville and visit Dzuiks meat market 

Edited November 25 by Longhornstampede

[Braff Zacklin 13672]

Isn't that where Brisket gets his parisa?